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[juconix]

Moving Blogs! Join me at @juneybugssexists

[lightbulb77724]

Kage: I don’t think we can manipulate, mansplain, or malewife our way out of this one

Toby: [cracks knuckles]

Land: Manslaughter it is

[yellowsyro]

You’re beautiful…

Part 2

[brian-mc-brianson]

Bro I miss how unapologetically cringe the creepypasta fandom used to be, I now yearn for more Luna/19/wolf/demon ocs, If I ever see somone with a Mary Sue I will encourage them to make it even Mary Sue-er also cosplay cringe like, Cosplay as Ticci toby and follow your mask going "Masky masky masky masky" pls

[radiofreederry]

[animentality]

[currentlyonstandbi]

everyone shut the fuck up and look at lil nas x and the wiggles

[duncebento]

[citriicacid]

Bro these home invaders are getting kind of fine idk.

[creek-ink]

some sally lore:

during an episode, ej's the only one who can bring her back to earth

[the-stove-is-on-fire]

Deadpool: It’s a teenage boy with black hair and blue eyes. I am legally required to pull a Batman.

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[Image Description: a crossover comic featuring Spiderman and Deadpool talking on the phone with Danny Fenton from the cartoon Danny Phantom featured with Deadpool. Deadpool is drawn on a blank white background, Spiderman is in an alley with a man webbed up behind him. Danny is lying on the ground beside Deadpool.

Deadpool: Hey spider-bae, I’d love to start with a snappy one-liner but we’re going to have to settle for a cold open because I just found a dead teenager in a dumpster and– Spiderman: (interrupting him) You found a what!?!?! Deadpool: (pauses to nudge Danny’s body with one foot) Deceased teen. Un-alived adolescent. Expired juvenile. Spiderman: Oh my god… Deadpool: Yeaa (drawn out), except he didn’t stay dead. The little shit jumped up, dabbed at me, and then ran straight into a wall and knocked himself right the fuck out. (Deadpool picks Danny up slightly off the ground by the back of the shirt. Spiderman face palms.) which like, points for execution, but anyways~ how do you feel about adoption? End Description]

Thank you @watanuk-i for writing the image description!

[kiwinatorwaffles]

the titans’ first month living together

[kiwinatorwaffles]

thank you for being funnier than me in my own post

[rongzhi]

A watermelon eating contest

English added by me :)

[wizardpink]

[sidereanuncia-blog-deactivated2]

Theory: Nobody who writes a physics textbook gives any fucks

Evidence:

[sidereanuncia-blog-deactivated2]

Update: Legolas’ pupils are about 3.5 cm wide each. Now drawing kawaii Legolas on physics assignment.

And they told you science was no fun.

[sidereanuncia-blog-deactivated2]

Science!

[sidereanuncia-blog-deactivated2]

I’m going to do it. I’m going to hand it in.

[glumshoe]

Legolas’s pupil size isn’t the problem here, though. 5 leagues is 17.262 miles. The curvature of the Earth means that for a person of average height, the visual horizon is less than three miles away. Even if your vision is telescopic and the atmosphere is perfectly clear, you can’t see around the planet. If they were standing on a hill, it would have to be at LEAST 198 feet above sea level in order to see the horizon at 17.2 miles away, with nothing tall in between. Which, knowing Rohan, isn’t impossible.

But consider: Elven satellite eyeballs.

[gemstone-gynoid]

you mean like

[ontologicalidiot-deactivated201]

@sidereanuncia it’s back, the post that I can only imagine haunts your nightmares 

[sidereanuncia-blog-deactivated2]

I shall never find peace.

Also, for what it’s worth, there’s absolutely no reason to believe that the curvature of Middle Earth is the same as that of Earth.

[sindri42]

There’s no evidence that Middle Earth curves.

[solwardenclyffe]

Yeah there is.  The Silmarillion states that the world was curved after the fall of Numenor (I believe), preventing access to Valinor.  But Elves (among others) can travel the straight path across it.

So middle earth is round, but not for Elves because magic.

[sindri42]

So wait, the reason he can see that far is because Elves just have the ability to ignore the curve of the earth? That’s awesome. It also means that no matter how good your optics got, you would always want elf eyes manning the spyglass because they can see arbitrarily far while everybody else is limited by this ‘horizon’ bullshit.

[lady-byleth]

Oh thank God, my poor elf prince has seen too much in this post

[saccharinesatchel]

Elves are flat-earthers

[cheattoe]

This post went from amusing to horrifying, to be brought back down to amusing, sprinkled in with some cannon explanation, and then you leave me here in fucking outrage

[yourownpetard]

This post really was a rollercoaster.

[odinoco-deactivated20190531]

for elves it was a straight line

[noodledog]

[noodledog]

Getting mixed results on this one, lads.

[noodledog]

I will not be stopped

[pawg-papi-deactivated20230808]

Sweet Sixteen at 9/11

[computationalcalculator]

[twilightly-blog]

What did you expect? Coffins and dungeons and moats?