The Dress doesn't even fit you.

Behold the sweetfish river running through my beloved hometown. If you seek the Golden Land, follow the river and seek the key. Downstream, you will find a village. In this village, seek the shore of which two will speak. There the key to the golden land sleeps. Whosoever finds the key should follow these directions to the Golden Land. On the first night, offer up as sacrifices the six the key chooses. On the second night, those who remain will tear apart the two who are close. On the third night, those who remain will praise my noble name. On the fourth night, gouge the head and kill. On the fifth night, gouge the chest and kill. On the sixth night, gouge the belly and kill. On the seventh night, gouge the knee and kill. On the eighth night, gouge the foot and kill. On the ninth night, the witch will revive, and none shall be left alive. On the tenth night, the journey will end, and you shall reach the capital in which the gold dwells. The witch will praise the wise and bestow four treasures. One shall be all the gold in the Golden Land. One shall be the resurrection of the souls of all the dead. One shall be the ressurection of love lost. One shall be the witch, put into an eternal sleep. Rest in peace, My beloved witch, Beatrice.

[judgment-of-corruption]

Miraland / 25 / DID system w many other issues

Untagged umineko posting because I'm insane. No spoilers are tagged here

Header is a post by @/whensomethingelsecries / icon by me using an official sprite / dividers by @/kiwimosa

[takahirokatoh]

Umineko no Naku Koro ni ～stage of the golden witch～ ep.7 Key Visual

General tickets (first-come, first-served) go on sale on August 15 at 10:00 AM (JST) via F-Ticket, the same platform used previously. Given the high level of competition for season tickets, these first-come, first-served tickets could sell out quickly if you aren't quick to act.

進戯団 夢命クラシックス×07th Expansion vol.13「うみねこのなく頃に~Stage of the golden Witch~Episode7」

こくみん共済 coop ホール／スペース・ゼロ 提携公演進戯団 夢命クラシックス×07th Expansion vol.13「うみねこのなく頃に～Stage of the golden Witch～Episode7」前編-BUD Unbloomed-／後編-INtruth-原作：

Rehearsals are progressing well☺

[helvediqa]

sayoz and beatoz

[demilet]

After reading umineko life is just constantly thinking: "I need to reread umineko". And before that is thinking: "I need to read umineko".

[azumi-kun]

"Who am I?"

[harlequinabstract]

erika furudo's clothes

[dreissigconversion]

Gripping Mystery: someone you've never seen before in your life is marked “👥 Mutuals” in your notes. Now you must figure out who the fuck changed their URL and PFP at the same fucking time.

[catgirl-peronism-deactivated202]

[maskdoll]

The follow button is incredibly easily to easily click while scrolling if you use a touch screen! Therefore, it is possible that the unknown mutual X is a follower of yours that you have never taken note of!

[dreissigconversion]

*cackle* *cackle* is that the best you can do little dollllll?? Ahahahaha, well then, consider that my following count has not changed since the last time I checked. Furthermore, none of my recent follows have been to the blog in question!

[maskdoll]

Gah… You could have forgotten that you had followed the unknown mutual X! Perhaps this mutual was off on a hiatus for years, and the blog’s url was forgotten!

[dreissigconversion]

Now really, Do you think I'm such a bad host to forget an old friend? For all my old mutuals, I could never forget their URL!

[emitrice]

sayo's prank didn't quite turn out as she planned

[azumi-kun]

A fearsome witch appears!

But maybe she was just a lonely girl after all...

[an-expert-mountain]

THE DETECTIVE

[seracadash]

Im rereading Umineko with my gf reading it for the first time, and we are in episode 3 when Ronove first appeared. And she was surprised that a devil would serve a witch, when is usually the opposite. And I told her it depends on the lore I guess. And she said "But even if the devil is serving you, usually they are the ones in power. You never win in a deal with the devil" and then I was thinking what Ronove represents, and was like. Fuck. Yeah this guy serves you but he is the adult with more years than you, deciding what's best for you. Put on this dress for a moment. You never win in a deal with a devil.

[goldenwitchmami]

“I did not tell Battler’s voice actor Ono Daisuke or even Shannon’s voice actress Miss Kugimiya the truth. When we did the scene where he said the line „I will come for you on a white horse!“ I said „If he’s killed now, it’s his fault!“ and Mr. Ono replied with a simple „Why that?“ But to Miss Ohara who played the role of Beatrice I told the whole truth, so she would know what lies behind her words and so she could base her acting on that knowledge. That is why both Battler and Beatrice deliver such a solid performance. And the reason for not letting Miss Kugimiya know anything, was because the Shannon personality herself was not the culprit.”

— Ryukishi07

[cluffily]

darling little lamb

[mezucore]

i love you, my most beloved witch, beatrice...

[azumi-kun]

Training

[corndawgcorndawg]

I had another brain blast going through episode 3

[rosebunnys]

alternate existence