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祝日 / Permanent Vacation
we're not kids anymore.
styofa doing anything
Cosmic Funnies
Cosimo Galluzzi
Keni
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AnasAbdin
will byers stan first human second
One Nice Bug Per Day
Sweet Seals For You, Always
art blog(derogatory)
Sade Olutola
Discoholic 🪩
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TVSTRANGERTHINGS
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@juhanis-litterbox
There’s an emotion only unlocked when you live in a house with multiple stories. I call it “the stair emotion” and it’s when you realize the object you need is on the other side of yet another trip up and down those goddamn stairs. It’s the closest I get to transcending the desire for material goods. Maybe I don’t need that notebook. Maybe I don’t need anything.
finals are coming up so I had to delete everything fun on my phone (no social media no games) but im so good at procrastinating im using desktop tumblr for the first time in 5 years
(to the tone of creep by radiohead) but i'm asleep. on mypillow
The most intuitive, most versatile, most adaptive, and greatest artists of our time are using their skills to create discomforting, high-concept abstractions of analog horror characters and Pack Of 500 Cigarettes in Tomodachi Life
Every dog has a “dog pearl”. It makes it by eating grass. When a dog dies it uses its pearl energy to manifest one wish. We don’t know what they wish for, but our thaumaturgists have traced their leylines through history. The consequences of dog wishes on the current political climate can’t be understated.
Look if a garment is like. Wool or silk. And it’s like, don’t put me in the fucking wash. I’m like yeah of course ma’am I shall lightly dab you with a damp cloth and air you out so you don’t get stinky. But when a polyester garment is like “hand wash only” I’m like who the FUCK do you think you are. You’re plastic. Get in the drum.
see that girl you just called a lesbian? is she? can you help me get her number?
I dreamt that there was a new meme that went, “If I dids it, I dids it. If I didsn’t, I didsn’t.” There was a third line, but I forgot what it was.
happy to report i’m back on my bullshit
and a rare variant
HOW DID YOU KNOW THEY WERE CAT MEMES IN MY DREAM
>:3€
THAT’S IT, THAT’S THE MEME FROM MY DREAM
World Heritage Post
imagine being challenged to a duel but u get to pick the weapon and u say "the tongue" to mean language but your enemy starts frenching. good night.
These guys would be the biggest hit at any Renaissance fair they went to.
An envoy from a kingdom in the far East comes to your hamlet and of course you give them a warm welcome!
Do you have any idea what access to the spice road would do for the tiny Dukedom of Fairground By the Budget Hilton?
ok fine this show is awesome
"You would be a good mom :)" genuinely the only reason i have ever thought about kids is because of the expieriments i could run on them and they WOULD be slightly unethical. I dont think so buddy
everytime a woman gets pregnant by her loser ass bf who cant even be bothered to do his own laundry or dishes or cant remember anything about her other than the sex positions he likes seeing her in a angel loses its wings and i take another hostage
Moon comic!
The most useless dashboard warning light in your car has got to be the 'we slidin'' light. Like, thank you, but I am so very much aware that I do not have full control of my vehicle right now.
It’s dangerous to go alone; take this:
I don't know. I just don't know
It took me a solid thirty seconds to realize that Phragmites was probably the genus name of the plants in the picture and not, like, an ancient Greek warrior waiting in the marshes to attack.
