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I am very tired • fandom stuff • I repost a lot• any thought that enters my head is posted • she/her

[hudconvent]

ilya opening their mail one day and then yelling SHANESHANESHANE who rushes in to where ilya is holding up a piece of mail gleefully

its a speeding ticket (not uncommon) with a traffic enforcement photo attached and its undeniable that it’s ilya’s (very few orange lamborghinis in the area) so shane is like “wow way to go. another few of those and your license is finally going to get revoked” and ilya is like “no. look closer.”

and shane leans in to look at the photo and tiny, just barely perceptible on the grainy photo, is ilya’s hand with a handful of dark hair in his lap

shane is beyond mortified but ilya keeps trying to hang the photo on the fridge

[agnipop]

BONUS

A veces peleamos, pero que rico cuando chingamos(? xd

Por qué creen que estén discutiendo? (⁠ʘ⁠ᴗ⁠ʘ)

[juicyjuicy05]

I need to fuck that bird man so bad

[shamebats]

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

[gayhoediaz]

the best fic you have ever read in your entire fucking stupid life: written by anonymous

[byjove]

guy at an art museum standing in front of a completely innocuous and somewhat boring painting muttering “what does it mean? what does it all mean?” in an increasingly distressed tone

[byjove]

you hear him say “I don’t understand it, I can’t understand it” as he stumbles away from a very plain still life painting of wine and fruit with his head in his hands

[juicyjuicy05]

clearly this guy has never read an artistic statement before

[loontattoo]

see unfortunately I have this condition where if I am not explicitly told that I am a part of the ingroup then I will assume I must be part of the outgroup

[aropride]

opened my wip and didnt immediately write a thousand new beautiful and perfect words so i'm going to smash my laptop with a hammer

[sailermoon]

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

[homunculus-argument]

A sick wizard castle with a nondescript van painted on the side. A gothy pin-up girl with the portrait of a random trucker tattooed on her thigh. A bathroom-themed beach vacation. A beautiful brightly coloured cupcake that tastes like soap.

[eebie]

I just ate one

[eebie]

You can lie when you name things

[regainingparadise]

So Shane canonically wins a third cup right before The Long Game. And I neeeed Jacob Tierney to show us that win. I need to see Shane lift the cup and hand it to Hayden. I need to it be shot for shot the same as Scott Hunter in episode 3.

I need to see everyone celebrating on the ice with their loved ones. Shane is hugged by his parents, but we again go shot for shot with Season 3 as we see him look up at the stands.

Ilya is there. He’s gotten Bood and Hayze to go to the game with him. Plausible Deniability. It’s not Ilya Rozanov going to His Rival Shane Hollander’s playoff game. It’s players from a nearby team going to a major hockey event! (During the game Ilya is shown in the jumbotron. He smiles and waves and winks. The commentators say something about how far he’s fallen, going from Boston to The Worst Team In The League. It’ll be awhile before he’s in a playoff game again ha ha.)

Shane looks up to Ilya’s seat.

Makes eye contact.

Looks away

Turns back to hugging his parents

We cut to the locker room. Same shot as his Season 1 Stanley cup celebration. Champagne is spraying everywhere. Shane is staring at his phone.

He’s not smiling this time.

[sozvezdiyay]

My low-stakes Ilya headcanon is that he is the kind of big manly man who shrieks and jumps into Shane's arms at the sight of a bug. BUT is he actually scared of bugs? Or does he just do it for the bit because Shane gets all protective and sweet about it?

He'll never tell.

[mutinsfromthemoon]

ilya is definitely anya’s favorite, no doubt, if he’s at home she’s glued to his side, following him everywhere like his little shadow, but when it comes to walks? she wants shane, cus shane is always running and she loves to run. sometimes he even takes her on hikes and she goes absolutely crazy for it. she’s an adventurous girl for sure. and ilya walks is really just walk and he thinks anya likes to stop and smell everything around. so one day ilya’s going to take her for a walk. he puts her leash on and anya just takes it right out of his hand with her mouth, walks over to shane’s feet, drops it and lets out a little bark and ilya just stands there with his hands on his chest “i can’t believe this betrayal” and shane is cackling so hard he can barely breathe as he picks up the leash and goes “well i guess i’m the official walker now, let’s go girl” and just walks out the door with anya wagging her tail while ilya stands there questioning all his life choices

[pangur-and-grim]

my humours have balanced. I have become mentally normal again

[argillaforma]

one year for christmas shane buys ilya a really nice robe and ilya starts wearing it all the time at home. all. the. time. shane will walk into the livingroom in the morning and ilya will be there in his robe all dramatic with a mug of coffee in his hands looking out the window super villain style with anya by his side

[thethirdromana]

Putting the term "Catholic guilt" on a high shelf where fandom can't reach it until everyone learns how to identify characters who are very very clearly coded as Protestant.