my sixth favorite fruit

~*~* memes. conspiracy theories. napoleon bonaparte with his dick out on a horse made of naked women, macklemore's sixth favorite fruit. shit that makes us laugh.*~*~

[memories]

someone grab me a #dog beverage to go with these posts.

[monkeywiki]

28 year old tumblr users will look at you and say do you remember thwomp day of 2013 when everyone was posting thwomp from mario 64 in different audio

[ominous-signs]

Sign I saw near a beach in California a few years ago.

[crazymuffin1]

how id survive horror movies:

iron lung: im vaccinated against polio so i dont need one

it: my pronouns are she/they

sinners: im an atheist

the backrooms: my house doesnt have that many rooms

Resident evil: id evict them

Midsommar: im swedish.

Get out: ok i'll leave

x: im still calling it twitter

american psycho: i live in sweden

[targetedknowledge]

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

"senator lindsey graham dies at 71 after 'brief and sudden illness'" 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

in absence of any other details i'm gonna go ahead and state definitively and for the record that lindsey graham died because his ditzy fairy ass forgot the rule about not taking poppers on viagra and had what is known to medical science as a "Faggot's Stroke" and if his estate wants to correct that information so i can giggle about the real reason then they're welcome to call my office

[storyweavingspider]

Ok there is an actual funnier option

[blossposs]

i didn't know that about poppers and viagra thats really important information

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

oh yeah no poppers + viagra can cause fatal fluctuations in blood pressure, stay safe girls

[kaiju-z]

Glad the murderous bastard's dead. Could do without the homophobia, tho.

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

yeah a trans woman using the word faggot in a context like this is really punching down on all the bisexual he/hims of the world. how can i repent

[quinnactually]

[wonderhecko]

spotted on 93 south. why did they get and remove this heartfelt mural, save the sliver between windows? was it just too difficult to get it all off? did a mass statie tag them for illegal window tint? did they realize it says "H aaokiy C" on jokie's head? regrettably, i wasnt strong enough to run them off the road and find out.

[beargirlstink]

did you see this tint before or did you just instantly recognize the sliver as this specific ai slop joker fanart

[wonderhecko]

that sliver was enough information for me to find the complete image. i have special eyes

[juney-blues]

[sailatina3]

[kushblazer666]

[lakevida]

[mochlus]

Disney is doing crazy things in the japanese mobile game sphere rn

[mochlus]

you may be familiar with disney twisted wonderland, the gacha game in which various disney villains are used as direct inspiration for handsome anime boys. well that game was so successful that disney is trying to do it again but this time they're just animeboyifying whatever

here's mickey, goofy, donald, and chip & dale. yeah they turned mickey & friends into anime boys. they're an idol unit or something. they're technically not anime boy versions of the source characters, they have different names. mickey's guy is "Neo Michel". not michael, michel, like he's french. chip & dale are "Ruska Moncrief" and "Ranka Monk", they have different last names, they're not brothers anymore so that they can be yaoibait instead, anyways this post isn't actually about these guys I'm just setting the stage for the actual humanizations I wanted to show you

They also did monsters inc. And. Well it's obvious from the designs who mike and sully are. but you will also notice. the blonde one on the left. with glasses. monsters inc is kind of famously about just the two guys so they didn't really have a lot of other non-villain characters to take anime boys inspiration from, I guess, so, well,

Yeah it's her. they made an anime boy version of the mean receptionist slug. her name is roz btw, as all of boygachagame twitter has become extremely aware of in the past 3 days as we speculated prior to the release of the full image who tf the third guy was. the anime boy's name is "noah slugger". at this point no parody of the types of things gacha games will make gijinkas of will ever be able to live up to what disney is officially spending their own real money on designing

[reshidei]

dying in the hospital with a duel disk on my arm

[zoctopode]

this is why you shouldn't swear

[dreamlogic]

asked one of my coworkers how she's doing today and she goes "could be better, could be worse," and another coworker nearby who was eavesdropping chimes in with "could be a lil bit o' alligator curse!" i have no idea what he meant by that but i do know that it has been immediately added to the lexicon.

[tyrannosaurus-rex]

[ozempicofficial]

[crabussy]

got told I didn't deserve to be gay because I thought lady gaga wrote money money money by abba. sorry men I am no longer attracted to you as of today. sorry abba sorry gaga sorry women sorry world

[crabussy]

bee boo ba ba.....

[innerchildabortionclinic]

You must stop asking about the fortune teller or politicians,