he who hesitates is toast

mackenzie / 22 / canada 

[678i0u]

Some screenshots taken from Captain Marvel’s Official Website

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[karolinaforbes]

this is a brilliant move and anyone who says otherwise can personally fight me

[willytriker]

[tim-lucy]

every pairing i love: eleanor & chidi (the good place) “you’re sharp, and you’re strong. you make fun of me a lot. you once called me a human snooze button. but you also showed up in my classroom when i was drowning in despair and canned chili and you basically saved my life. you have very high self-esteem and a very low tolerance for men who wear sandals. and your worst nightmare is someone saying something nice about you to your face but too bad. i need to say it. because you deserve it.”

[thejgatsbykid]

the real victim in Pride and Prejudice is Georgiana Darcy, bc u know her brother spent at least two weeks lying around in his Regency Jammies eating Benjamin and Jerrold’s out of ye olde carton feeling sorry for himself bc his crush not only didn’t like him back but tore him to shreds in the process and Georgie had to deal with that and then said crush shows up at their HOUSE and she has to live w both of them probably stealing lovelorn yearning glances at each other the whole damn day while knowing if she even SUGGESTS to her brother that maybe perhaps his crush doesn’t hate his entire guts anymore he’ll just be all tragic about it bc “you don’t KNOW her Georgiana she dESPISES me and i DESERVE it”

[the-stray-liger]

on the plus side we’ll always have jenna marbles

[gfwayu]

i hate how reward systems never work for me like i can’t just say “if i finish this assignment i can have a cookie” bc my brain is like “…..or u could just have one right now” and i can’t argue with that logic

[truestoriesaboutme]

Self-imposed deadlines don’t work either because I know the guy who set them and he’s full of shit

[ambers-heard]

“I witnessed my friend Amber Heard go through the most devastating period of her life as her marriage ended last year. What I saw was not what the rest of the world saw. I simply could not fathom the level of vitriol and aggression that was aimed at her by paparazzi and online trolls—and how that almost broke her spirit. As a photographer there are times when I have to decide if it’s appropriate to invade a moment with my camera. This was one of those times. I shot this photograph in Amber’s apartment, where she was with the small group of women who’d been by her side during the chaos, just after she learned that her divorce had finally been settled. It was a moment of joy, relief, and sadness all in one.” - Amanda de Cadenet (Glamour magazine)

[hearthome-deactivated20210601]

hey gaydies i made a lesbian type generator! go nuts 

[mrgaretcarter]

“Oh, honey, is this a proposal?” “Baby, I don’t have a diamond yet.“

[mcufam]

Valkyrie in Thor: Ragnarok (2017) 

dir. Taika Waititi

[buffysummers]

Set It Up (2018) dir. Claire Scanlon

[niceaf]

Liability // Lorde

[emmanuelnathalie]

Diana and Steve 80s Retro Posters

[wexler]

[plannedparenthood]

We mourn. We remember.  We stand with the LGBTQ community against hate and violence.

[rorygilmore]

#SeeYaNewGirl ✦ Week 5: Jessica Day I’m out of moves, so I’m just gonna try being myself. Here’s some stuff about me: I’ve never cured anything. I’m a middle school vice principal and I love my job. I’m just getting out of a relationship with a guy that I still live with, which is kind of complicated. Sometimes I cry when newscasters wish each other “Happy Birthday” on air. My first crush was on a Batman cake, but my first sexual feelings were about teenage Simba ‘cause he was super hot, and I still actually find him hot. Truth time. Um, so that’s me.

[flawlessbeautyqueens]

I love to improvise, and that’s where my background lies, but I still am like, “I don’t wanna waste anyone’s time on this.” What I am gonna come up with is not gonna be fresher or better than the amount of thought that these writers put in? If you go into the writers’ room, it looks like ‘A Beautiful Mind’. It’s truly like a murder plot, like they’re trying to figure out who killed who, pictures everywhere and notes on a board. It is overwhelming to walk into the writers’ room. They know what they’re doing.