gravity

im just out here trying my best to be a good person

[crimsonbehelit-deactivated20151]

[florencelovesyou-deactivated201]

why is this so funny 

[unclefather]

[theglasscat]

this image is probably the most accurate visual representation of the United States education system

[squishfrog]

My boyfriend has the most beautiful animals

[whatsallthisnow]

What the hell kind of cow is that?

[william-snekspeare]

Don’t be rude that’s their boyfriend

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

[plum-soup]

just thinkin.

[explicitcherry]

What's your sexuality

stupid

[whitepeopletwitter]

[keaneries]

every dog owner’s worst nightmare

[surprisebitch]

finally someone said it

[crunchingonicedcoffeesugar]

*blows kiss up to the sky (for the aliens)*

[hannahhhbieberrr-deactivated201]

*blows kiss to iPhone screen (for the dumb person who posted this)*

[crunchingonicedcoffeesugar]

sorry you didnt like this hannah bieber hercules, shoot me an email and we can discuss what content you’d rather see in the future. 

[swingsetindecember]

in movies, when a scientist is held hostage and is forced to make a bomb or virus, like my guy, those villains don’t know shit about science. just make a gumball machine, my dude

[january-summers]

eighth grade science fair volcano, but fancy looking

[swingsetindecember]

 i just want once where the villain is like, you are too late, i detonated the device and instead of doom and gloom it is just confetti sparklers with abba’s waterloo playing and the scientist is like, bitch you thought 

[tanoraqui]

every time a scientist gets kidnapped to build a terrible weapon, they think about just bullshitting it, but then a tiny voice in the back of their mind says, but don’t you want to see if you can? don’t you want to laugh madly as you show them all? don’t you want to just go feral?

[runnin-out-oftime]

[lilnympho]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[catchymemes]

[steeiydan]

no but let me add the context here!

these are two pretty well known german tv personalities

palina, the woman on the left here, gets a lot of really gross comments on her body, especially her boobs. stuff like (paraphrased cause they’re in german) “woah, i wanna cum all over those fat tits” or “she’s such a fucking hot slut i wanna fuck those tits” or “with her, half of the guys would cum before reaching her hole” and who can forget “palina, you are and always will be a juicy piece of meat i would drink out of”. and the media tends to really sexualize her too.

so she and klaas (dude on the right), with the help of their team and and lovely ass-model decided to just drop this picture as an instagram, with the caption “finally got that nice necklace with my zodiac”

the media was quick to pick it up as “ah she says its about the necklace but she wants to show her boobs!”, and of course there were more comments like “i jacked off to this like seven times in an hour” and “those tits should milk my cock dry”

like a week later, they dropped the making-off video to that video and the rest is history

[carnival-phantasm]

LEGEND

[entropybegets]

On this Impeachment Day, A few reminders about Donald Trump

[lavender-lily]

[schmergo]

Wait a minute, the three top-polling Democratic candidates for President are named Joe, Elizabeth, and Bernie. J.E.B... could it be???

[neojazz]

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[quinoaphoenicks]