Cat in the wall, eh?

32 year old in the US. Theatre Maker and educator. They/Them

[willgrahamscock]

[theebbestboy]

[a-sentient-cup]

[virtualgirladvance]

[emirrart]

this little passage from Mr. Rogers' book You Are Special made me tear up a little I can't lie

[rose-coloured-boy]

why is garlic so good at sticking to you. i barely touched you, stop being on my hands forever.

[mrsattila]

You are made of meat and being seasoned! 😊

[bunniope]

gets stuck in a washing machine but no one wants to fuck me even a little bit so i just starve to death in there

[haaarpb]

a comic i made while bored

[haaarpb]

things happen

[ozempicofficial]

[sentientfloatingeyeball]

Possibly the greatest NPR exchange ever recorded

[coughloop]

JFK and Abe Lincoln were killed by the same bullet after it popped through Abe's chest it buonced off the railing and ricocheted around America for 80 beautiful years before lodging itself firmly in Kennedy's thick russet potato dip shit skull

[cryptotheism]

being a hater and being a troll are different but idk how to articulate the difference

[cryptotheism]

Trolling inherently involves another person. A troll is trying to waste your time and/or generate a reaction. It is entirely cynical.

Hating can be done in private, even monasticslly. But hating at a person is an invitation to banter. The goal is to hit that perfect funny/cutting/true sweet spot, and it's fun if the target of your hating can return with an equally funny/cutting/true comeback.

[cryptotheism]

The comments

[voxvalentine]

[official-hater-posts]

Official hater post

[midnightcthulhu]

"ohh surely my foe won't be able to see me past the tall parapets that girdle his stronghold" my parapets are fucking crenelated you stupid dick. i can literally see you from my battlements right now. archers, take aim

[chronictranssexuality]

"you don't owe anyone anything" You are a tar pit. Speak for yourself. I personally owe the cafe employees my dishes put away and my friends a listening ear and small scared insects a cup and a gentle trip outside. Hyperindividualism is a rancid infection borne of capitalism and willfully misinterpreted therapyspeak and I will defy it by continuing to be kind regardless of whether or not it benefits me personally

[greatestlittlegiant]

always thinking of that “i couldn’t stop wasting time” quote

[greatestlittlegiant]

song of the summer!!

[lena-oleanderson]

also a poem from the new, unreleased collection. very possibly my own all-time favourite.

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

me normally: i'm not personally a huge fan of modern art

me around right wingers: I love modern art sooooo much and I think there should be litter boxes in schools also

[theonlycabbage]

fucking obliterated lmao

[angstbotfic]

[requiem-on-water]

Living: Some days you wake up and immediately start to worry (1980-82) by Jenny Holzer

[cannibalchicken]

[theabigailthorn]

let's orbit mama

[inkskinned]

i love lesbians. i went to get drinks with a masc who had sent me pictures of her hanging drywall. she confirmed over text that she was sending these to torture me. in person, she was so nervous her hands were trembling. she had to repeat her order twice because she was so quiet. she shakily asked for a hug at the end of the night, the way oliver twist asks for porridge. and then i got home and she sent me a picture of her just in a toolbelt, accompanied by one of the smuttiest text messages i've ever read. meanwhile when i called her to schedule the next date, she had to stop and say, "i'm so sorry i'm so nervous i'm out of breath." just. the whiplash of it all. godbless you every lesbian