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Juna 💜🐟🏳️‍⚧️ she/it more active on bsky https://bsky.app/profile/schnitte.bsky.social

[gimmick-blog-detector]

reblog to make prev grow a cup size

[dogpuppy]

[filmphotofranz]

source

[vergak]

Zillow house listings

[aaays-and-bees]

>go right

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[giugirl743]

>go left instead (looks nice and fun!)

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[bunjywunjy]

>…go back to the right

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[muhlisss]

Go left

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[muhlisss]

Go forward

[vergak]

> Ascend

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[jpuff9]

Go right ->

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[athena-viviana]

Open the door! :3c

I wanna see what’s inside!

[vergak]

Congratulations! You Have Made It To The Ping Pong Chamber!

[anachronic-cobra]

[miketon]

if i made a video game where you get to pick the gender of the player character i'd make both the options be nonbinary and you can either have they/them or it/its pronouns. those are your only options

[artbyblastweave]

Easily the most annoying kind of vampire in the world are the ones where you finally corner the fuckers and when you're going in with the stake they start spouting off sociology 101 bullshit to try and weasel out of it. "Oh, no ethical consumption under capitalism," "oh, the rich are the real vampires if you think about it-" yeah, yeah, you ate like fifty homeless people, asshole. Hold still

[dialectrician]

Okay but if you aren't a vegetarian your case against vampires is actually pretty weak.

[artbyblastweave]

I SAID HOLD STILL

[shencomix]

[energyprison]

people really think "i HATE this [genre/medium], so that should tell you how good this is when i say i liked it" is a good place to start their review from. like why would i listen to you. you hate the genre/medium. the one you like is probably not very good as an example of the genre or medium.

[energyprison]

it makes you sound like this

[agonius]

it finally happened. Dropped one of my earbuds down a bottomless pit. Gone forever

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

Why were you hanging out next to bottomless pits? Sorry for your loss btw

[agonius]

i sort packages at work. Some of them we have to put in a really big hole so their gone forever im pretty sure this has happened to everyone’s mail at some point

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

interesting… what kind of crimes does a package have to do to make it go in a big pit and gone forever?

[agonius]

it’s a today’s lucky winners situation

[goodfortuneforever-deactivated2]

My 5 year plan .. being dope .. having fun .. chilling .. smiling

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

that thing about how removing the middle 2 panels of a cad comic makes it funnier is true 

[zonecassette]

holy shit

[severalowls]

I can’t even imagine what meaningless filler went into panels 2-3.

[newtypenea]

oh my god these are actually funny

[baishujinkou]

[moonkitty]

this is 100% true and once you remove the horrible filler bullshit its comedy gold

[squirrelly-13]

ended up finding a few more because im bored

[miniaturize]

i ❤ fact checking bold unsourced claims

[zonesoftime]

I like how looking for this post on your blog makes it look like you spent 3 hours checking whether or not apples are a type of fruit

[ilovecats4ever]

welcome to the future

[ilovecats4ever]

[gimmick-blog-detector]

reblog to make prev grow a cup size

[black-pill-becky-deactivated202]

hitting you hitting you hitting you hitting you hi-

[lesbianredpanda]

[demilypyro]

having free control over our endrocrine systems and the ability to change our genitals is currently inextricably tied to trans rights, and for good reason, but frankly i don't think it even needs to be. it should just be a matter of bodily autonomy, and that should be universal. if a cis dude wants tits and a pussy i think that would be fine. if cis women want a dick or nothing at all that should be allowed i think. people shouldn't need to be transgender to be allowed to change their bodies. free the nipple, enlarge the nipple, remove the nipple. whatever the fuck you want. i dont know if there's a term for this belief but i hold it very strongly. everybody biohack yourselves NOW

[humiliationvictim]

Minecraft caves are so dark bro…

[videolottery]

Hey so it’s come to my attention that this account is stealing my posts from like 2 years ago? Super odd behavior. Why are you trying to engagement farm on tumblr?

[humiliationvictim]

Not everyone can easily come up with ideas for things to post every day

[longshrimp]

then just don't??

[humiliationvictim]

you obviously dont have 100+ followers and need to keep them happy

[videolottery]

i didnt realize the situation you were in and i apologize for the callout

[humiliationvictim]

can youguys do me a favor and send a lot of hate mail to this user