Juna Colada

schnitte 🏳️‍🌈🐟🏳️‍⚧️ she/it ❤💜💙 liebe grüse aktiver auf bsky https://bsky.app/profile/schnitte.bsky.social

[shetheyslain]

All my dickriders become my clit munchers when I have the bottom surgery of success

[godlessondheimite]

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

[nobodys-odyssey]

Taylor Swift does this

[godlessondheimite]

no she doesn’t

[nobodys-odyssey]

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

[dancinbutterfly]

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

[rslashrats]

grab your nonbinary unspecified body part and do something vague to it

[petewentz-]

It's fun being queer and weird and unconventional until you remember you live in a society

[plaidos]

what’s group sex. btw im a hands on learner. an all hands on learner. an all hands on my body learner

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

I just need a beautiful woman to tell me that my bizarre imitation of human social skills is alluring and sexy

[pulpfanfiction]

hungrybox_sobbing_as_he_is_abducted_by_aliens_but_their_tractor_beam_leaves_his_shoes_behind.jpg

[sailatina3]

Look at his expression of agony. Hungrybox didn't kill himself.

[pseudomantis]

Twin boys

[monsterpotion]

wire son and cloth son

[pulpfanfiction]

hungrybox_sobbing_as_he_is_abducted_by_aliens_but_their_tractor_beam_leaves_his_shoes_behind.jpg

[sailatina3]

Look at his expression of agony. Hungrybox didn't kill himself.

[an-ambient-girl]

girl with a uniform fetish who gets really horny for women who are wearing lanyards but are otherwise dressed normally

[markovchaingang]

you guys do realise walking doesn't actually move you anywhere right? it just destroys you entirely and places a perfect copy of you right in front of where you were standing

[crawfishcomic]

Overcompensation

[puyopuyo]

things in this world that kick ass

1.

[adz]

i am a biological machine that turns cold cans of Campbell’s soup into shareholder value and nude selfies

[adz]

>:(

[privatejoker]

it's okay to draw for glory. don't let anyone convince you that art has to be a hobby. you don't have to rest or take breaks. if you feel yourself hitting a wall feel free to lose sleep over the process. you can forgo friendship if you need to. it's completely fine to want to want your art to win you immortality through your influence and canonization as a master. you don't have to take it easy

[kristina100000]

incredible picture found on the interwebs i had to share with everypony

[sketchhungry]

Clarification is key