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Talk to me about MBTI I'm bored type contrast/compatibility is tagged "TYPE x TYPE"

[jung-money]

actually the way i talked about Si in that last post was pretty shady so if anyone wants to call me out on that feel free

[jung-money]

Which type gets bored more easily?

i wrote a lot in response to this and then felt like my answer needed to be spiced up a bit so i made a graph:

there’s basically only three points here: - extroverts get bored more easily than introverts- dominant extroverted perceiving types and dominant extroverted judging types get bored for different reasons- si is kinda like an “antiboredom” function

(notice how the types are all concentrated in only 2 out of 4 quadrants? that’s cus MBTI was created around the idea that nobody is wildly unbalanced between introversion and extroversion - that you can’t have an extroverted percieving function and an extroverted judging function right next to each other. so the extremes of this chart go uninhabited.)

i’d say when people think “bored” they mean “unsatisfied with the external stimulation currently available to them”, like the left hand axis, not “prevented in some way from doing things out in the world like they’d like to”, like the top axis. this means that ExxPs get bored the easiest. however, if you’re trying to type yourself/someone else from the fact that they’re easily bored, you’ll want to consider the entire stupid green zone.

tl;dr:

ESTP / ESFPENTP / ENFPISTP / ISFPENTJ / ENFJINTP / INFPESTJ /  ESFJINTJ / INFJISTJ / ISFJ

[jung-money]

reasons why ISTJs are Hades:

outwardly unemotional, but have a soft side

aggressively level headed and reasonable at all times

always do solid work and don’t cause drama, which is why no one ever hears about them

except once a century when they’re seized by a fit of romantic passion and start making stupid choices

just want to chill in low-light environments with their dog

[hellfucingshitfuck-deactivated2]

hades isn’t a badass. hades named his three-headed-guard-of-the-underworld-dog spot. hades whispers to his flowers to make them grow. hades grows fruit. there’s no sun in the underworld.

hades isn’t a badass. stop saying this false thing

[oldcicadahymns-archived]

#hades probably double knots his laces

[zenosanalytic]

In myth, Hades’ most remarked upon traits are 1) how responsible/reliable he is, 2) how sober-minded he is, 3) how dedicated, implacable, and long-remembering he is, and 4) how boring and grim most of the other Olympians think he is to be around. Oh and notably, that if you play him a song he likes, he’ll basically give you anything you ask for (though not without conditions.)

Hades is, canonically, a gigantic nerd. If they’d had train sets, he’d have been the Olympian who collected train sets, meticulously corrected with exacto knife and hobby-paints the errors toy-makers introduced to those train sets, and then endlessly talked about those train sets to anyone sat next to him at thanksgiving dinner (when he wasn’t trying to rope them into an interminable discussion about gardening or divine law, that is.)

He’s the sort of god who frequently handed out punishment like giving someone a million-piece puzzle where every piece is shaped the same, that resets itself at the start of every day if you don’t complete it, and then he keeps the last piece on his person at all times as a secret private joke for eternity because he finds you personally distasteful (not even because he’s mad at you or hates you particularly; he just doesn’t like you as a person)

He is. A. Gigantic. Nerd.

[ronandhermy]

He’s also like one of the only gods who is faithful to his wife. And he listens to her like when she asks for a soul to be released and he’s like “But honey, the rules.” And she just gives him that look and he goes “Yes dear,” and lets the soul go with the easiest freaking instructions ever in a myth. And the human still fucks it up. Not his fault Persephone, not Hades’ fault this time.

Essentially, Hades is sorta like the accountant suburban dad who collects really specific figurines and gets really grumpy when people mess up his lawn. Do you know how hard his wife worked on those roses? He is calling his attorney. Oh wait, he is also an attorney.   

[jung-money]

hades is an ISTJ

[reydax]

u know when you see an mbti post typing fictional characters but they get it wrong… and ur not going to be that asshole who reblogs someone’s post to correct them so u just have to sit there…. and stew…. being Right…..

[readingontheroof]

The “concept: ___” meme is so ISFP it’s hilarious

[personalityprofilinghell]

Distinguishing Introverted Perceiving from Introverted Judging

Some Introverts can be hard to peg, especially INxx types.

A good way to tell the difference whether their dominant function is a Perceiving function (Ni or Si) or a Judging function (Fi or Ti) is in the way they ask questions about things that come up in conversation.

Those with Fi or Ti as the dominant function will usually ask questions with a concept already formed in their minds - they will ask “is that in [place]?” or “does that happen because [reason]”?

Those with Ni or Si are more likely to ask “where is that?” or “why does that happen?”

[jung-money]

I always like the name Carl hung

thanks me too

[jung-money]

How to seduce an ENTP.

i got this ask months ago and i still havent figured out a way to unsarcastically respond to it without sounding like a neckbeard pickup artist so im just gonna say Fight Them

[jung-money]

I'm attracted to your trashy ass. I just discovered what your type is and my type has basically always been infamous love-slaves to your specific type. Ayye. Pretty sure you know what mbti I am. Anyhoo that being said, I do not think that your blog is a waste of virtual space and people's time. Keep it up.

am i right in guessing that this unique mess of insult and flattery could only have come from an INTJ

[jung-money]

MBTI as The Onion Headlines

ENFJ: Deadly Super Rainbow Tears Through West Coast ENTJ: It’s Terrifying To Think That In 1,000 Years, All Of Us Will Be Forgotten Except For Me ENFP: Free-Thinking Cat Shits Outside The Box ENTP: Get Ready, Folks, 'Cause This Is The Greatest Late-To-Work Excuse You've Ever Heard ESFJ: Buddy System Responsible For Additional Death ESTJ: Area Man Coasting By On Good Looks, Work Ethic, In-Depth Knowledge Of Virginia Real Estate Law ESFP: You Meet The Most Interesting People Kicking Open Random Bathroom Stalls ESTP: Looking Back On My Life, I Guess My Biggest Regret Is Trying To Fight That Alligator 5 Minutes Ago INFJ: Scientists Successfully Teach Gorilla It Will Die Someday INTJ: NASA Completes 52-Year Mission To Find, Kill God INFP: Child Slavery Gives Area Activist Something To Do With Her Evenings INTP: Area Man A Walking Encyclopedia Of Everything Except Leading A Normal Life ISFJ: I Want You To Know I’m Just Trying To Replace Your Mom ISTJ: Jurisprudence Fetishist Gets Off On Technicality ISFP: Sometimes, Area Woman Just Feels... ISTP: Standard Deviation Not Enough For Perverted Statistician

[chalupacabras]

Dogs are ESFPs and ESFJs, cats are INTJs, birds are generally INTPs but I met a parrot once who told me to fuck off and he was definitely an ENTP

[jung-money]

ayyyyyy pops ayu what's cranking yo ahaha!! ayy g! ay yo g! that's my man! heeeellll yeaahhhh

this was beautiful it brought a tear to my eye 

whats up with you my dude

[gothicprep]

why do the worst people on earth describe themselves as logical

[brightcoat]

Because if you call yourself “logical” and convince yourself that it’s true, you can absolve yourself of moral or intellectual responsibility for your words, actions, and beliefs.

“I’m a logical person,” says the douchebag, whilst sending hateful messages to women over the internet. “I’m doing the logical thing,” he continues as he doxxes an indie game dev because they’re too SJW for his liking. “I’m a good person,” he affirms to himself, while being The Worst Person.

[gothicprep]

this is actually a really good explanation

[offensive-mbti]

MBTI as Help Me Be Good books by Joy Berry, pls.

you got it dude

[jung-money]

whats your mbti type? (great URL btw)

ENTP, thanks comrade

[jung-money]

How would you go about typing someone else without asking them direct questions like "do you prefer introversion or extroversion?!?1!1?1?"

I personally find it easier to type someone just by observing the way they go about their life than by asking them questions directly. Certain behaviors stand out to me as hallmarks of a specific type or function, and I can use process of elimination to narrow it down from there. 

Do they pride themselves on their practicality (Si, S with T)? Do they tend to believe that they’re the most qualified person to solve a problem (T)? Do they like getting into debates (Ne, Ti)? Do they tend to act emotional (F)? When discussing an issue, how likely are they to play devils advocate or look at the problem from different points of view (Ne, Ti)? Do they like to argue for the hell of it (Ne, Ti), or do they believe that arguing without a goal is pointless and derailing (Si and Ni to a degree, but Te especially)? How likely are they to go into an experience with a plan in mind (J)? Do they feel comfortable when others around them are showing strong emotions (F, especially Fe)? Do they consider themselves good at consoling others and giving advice (Fe)? Are they comfortable offending other people (low/no Fe)? Do they like solving puzzles/problems for fun (Ti)? Do they tend to take things at face value (Se)? Do they tend to draw discussions towards what’s concrete and known (S)? Does their idea of a fun time most often involve something exciting and pleasurable on the sensory level (ie, climbing a mountain, creating a painting, getting drunk or high, driving a fast car - Se) or on the theoretical level (learning a new concept, creating a board game or a fictional universe, debating or discussing ideas - Ne)? How often do they change up their routine - a lot, resulting in them being kind of a mess (Ne, sometimes Se), or not often, resulting in them seeming to always know what they are doing (Si, sometimes Ni)? Do they do things a lot, for example get involved with their community (Te, especially dom Te)? Are they quick to take charge of a situation (Te)? Do they get righteous about things (Fi, anywhere)? Do they always know how they feel about a given situation (F, especially Fi)? 

A single yes to one of these questions isn’t a definite sign that a person is a certain type, but enough answers together can start to create a pretty accurate picture.