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Hello there. Guess how much money I made last year? $28. I’m an investment banking analyst at a boutique firm, in M&A. I have my undergrad from the University of Chicago, one of the top schools in the country. With bonuses, sometimes I make even more. Are you jealous of that? Most people on Tumblr are usually jobless or they decided to major in the humanities and are poor.

$28?

#spamton

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#nuts

#gorpcore

Think my chest is gonna implode or desiccate or become infected with some kind of fungus and I will lie uncomfortable

endykelopaedia

forgot how white this website is and expected there to be more uproar about the US bombing my home country, nigeria, on christmas day. my mistake!

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Sokoto state, a majority Muslim state in north-west Nigeria was bombed on Christmas day. It is still unclear how many bombs were dropped and where. Confirmed is a bomb dropped on a Mosque in Jabo, killing 5 people.

Trump has claimed that this is in retaliation of the "Christian genocide" happening in Nigeria, committed by "radical Islamists" of the ISIL (ISIS), and the specific choosing of Christmas day was to reify that this is a religious based retaliation.

This Christmas, I am in Nigeria. My family is majority Christian. We are without fear of being persecuted on the basis of our religion. So, what is going on?

There is no Christian genocide in Nigeria. Nigeria is a complex country that faces a lot of violence, exploitation and subsequent neglect from our government. But it is not Christians being targeted in our country. This insidious piece of misinformation has been dutifully organised by US officials for months and gained steam on platforms like X and Truth Social.

I do not believe though, that this action was done to fight Islamic terrorists or protect Nigerian Christians. The reason being:

Sokoto state is not a state with ISIL activity.

This is another display of US throwing its weight around, conveniently, onto the most oil-rich country in Africa.

Do not believe everything the US tells you about its foreign affairs. The US will gladly spill blood on the flimsiest of justifications just to continue gorging its empire.

Please keep love in your hearts for the Nigerian people.

hawlucha

guys. holy fuck

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im not just OP im actually the hawlucha in the picture. místico later put me in a pokeball but we dont gotta get into that

zmpl

real as fuck joe

#real

dreemurr-reborn

Man, ten years. Ten whole years, and I didn't think this humble little blog would have gotten as big as it did even with the sparse updates. Perhaps to mark the occasion, I should provide some fangame lore that I don't think I've ever addressed:

In the Void, where the humble shopkeeper Cheerie and many others are stuck, there is a emptiness that threatens to consume those trapped within it. When you vanish from the thoughts of the world beyond theirs, when your birthdays are no longer recalled, when your loved ones can't remember your face, when you become just a flickering light in an unending dark, what is there for you? Memory, that is what is there for you. To hold onto cherished memories, to make new ones. So when you are trapped within that darkness, meeting the Forgotten, cling to those moments of the past, and look forward to moments in the future. Those brief smiles, the laughter, the tears. All of them are a part of who you are, and to lose them... Well, just keep them close. I know I will, and I hope you will too. Stay determined!

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christianstepmoms

Herbie Hancock was hitting the Clearly You Don't Own an Air Fryer expression long before any of us were even born.

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CLEARLY

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henstomper

this game sucks

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I wish I had a car bomb. I wish I was like 9 so I had balls. Läl. Her boyfriends tall and he plays Madden ‘06 so how am I gonna cum. So when I asked her out she said I was put in the hospital for type 5 diabetes. I wish I was a little.