Underwater Welding Discourse Blog

On all levels except physical, i am a bracket

[markovchaingang]

saw what i'm pretty sure is an unironic pink text kinkpost and spend a few minutes rotating it in my head trying to figure out where the joke was

[staimless-steal]

“Surely it’ll make sense after I get a lil azimuthal with it”

[roaches-inthecereal]

[uwuinhell]

[agnesmontague]

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

[sluttynurse]

he wanna fuck slayyyter richard we should link later get to my hotel and suck him off in the elevator

[geniusbee]

these are getting weird

[stupid-twink-girl]

sinkdog

[aflo]

Attempting to locate a new Greek restaraunt using my gyroscope

[dogpuppy]

[transgenderer]

its kind of sad that bugs are so weak. it dishonors their noble biology. i guess this is is why crustaceans are so admirable. imagine for a moment, an unsquishable bug. such is the way of the crab

[evilwizard]

wake up people. lost kids can’t melt gingerbread beams. Hansel and Gretel was an inside job

[9e978e]

[staimless-steal]

This is so cunty wtf

[feldfrog]

I'm going to Clown College, but I'm majoring in playing the straight man. So it's mostly just normal classes like Math and English. Right now we're doing calculus and reading Grapes of Wrath

[ancientaliensblog]

I don't wanna talk about the amount of time i put into this stupid meme

[contemptible-scoundrel]

we smoking wasp parts

[crazysodomite]

[banchie]

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

[feldfrog]

The Dow Jones moved on the Z-axis for the first time recently.

“It’s coming right at us!!”