[alexalblondo]

No one:

Absolutely no one:

Not a single soul:

Ferrari drivers’ when their engineers talk

[mangoxangel]

This is who is driving rn

[raceweek]

f1 is so funny you have these grown men who have known each other since the age of like. seven. have been on family holidays together, lived together, have probably engaged in mortal combat with each other at least half a dozen times. god forbid they use each others birth names on the radio tho

[tonysopranoproskater69420]

lying in front of the street cleaner

[nic0las-uncaged]

did the street cleaner believe you?

[tonysopranoproskater69420]

it is like talking to a fucking genie with you people

[novacm-deactivated20260406]

(person who learned from childhood to make themself as small and unimportant as possible to avoid being a burden) yeah its okay we dont have to do my thing if you dont want i dont mind

[cherryfleischer-deactivated2026]

being a teenage girl between 2010 and 2015 must have been the shit. lana del rey dropped born to tie and ultraviolence. the arctic monkeys dropped am. justin bieber. one direction. u had tumblr and weheartit. u post a black and white pic of a cigarette and u get like 20k notes. pretty little liars, vampire diaries and glee were all on tv. twilight was still really popular. all around it must have been fun

[lewismcqueen-deactivated2026020]

Being teamlh is odd bc it feels like everyone is kind of foaming at the mouth at any opportunity to downplay Lewis' place in motorsport (because they think he's overstayed his welcome) and if you point that out now you're "sensitive" and "move like a cult"

[segamascott]

[storm3326]

lewis magic ✨

[vettely]

how i feel telling everyone horner has been sacked

[race-week]

[race-week]

Sky Sports now reporting

[race-week]

And Chris Medland, so this is not just paddock rumours

[alexalblondo]

SEX IS GREAT BUT HAVE YOU EVER WATCHED HORNER GET SACKED???

[alexalblondo]

[onadarklingplain]

there's no one like alex in the world. bless him for getting up at the fanzone and telling the world that the drivers all employ the same housekeeper and she collects all their laundry on a sunday evening, because now my brain is in overdrive with possibility

[dnferrari]

thinking of this housekeeper every sunday after a race from now she's doing the real work

[cherryfleischer-deactivated2026]

sexyback is a good song but the idea of justin timberlake being sexual disgusts me I don't even register him as a human being let alone a person or a man he's more akin to an old blind dog who pisses everywhere

[race-week]

Mercedes have sent bottles of champagne down to the Sauber garages (because Sauber didn’t bring enough)

[race-week]

Mercedes Champage

I believe that Aston Martin have also sent Sauber some champagne too

[sportshaternumber36]

I don't like how when trying to market something "traditionally for men" towards women they start introducing fashion or pop music or astrology or makeup or whatever into it instead of making an effort to include women the way it already exists.

[sportshaternumber36]

like why are we trying to get more women into sports by bringing astrology and fashion and pop music into it instead of taking women who talk about sports fucking seriously in the first place.

[alexalblondo]

“I hit the breaks. So the SC lights went off so I didn’t accelerate again. And, uhm, Max went past me which was a bit strange. Then I got a penalty for it. So. Simple as that.”

Good god, this man should be in stand up!!! The deadpan.

[alexalblondo]

The face telling the story btw