that wasn't very ad victoriam of you

jury | 29 | USA

[thecolabubble]

is that a gun to the back of my head or are you just happy to see the back of my head?

[bruzum]

[kaijuno]

Idk if this is just my Sickly Kid Aesthetic coming though but that bubblegum flavored amoxicillin fucking slapped

[kaijuno]

6yo me was Off the shits on this

[foopsie-daisy]

Game of the year

[alittlelevity]

my dream for tumblr is that we all relearn the phrase "it's not for me" and we remember that this is different from "it should not exist."

something something likes charge reblogs cast

[priorwaltress]

all babies are baby gender. you dress them stupid, in pumpkins and teddy bear suits

[parkayquarts]

EVERYTHING HAPPENS TO ME

[phosphorus-noodles]

Reblog to let your followers know that despite your current obsession your previous obsessions still exist and are simply lying dormant until they awaken and strike again

[speedlimit15]

When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP

[certainly-april]

Ragebaiting my fat dog? More like master baiting my fat hog!!!!!!!!

[grimoiremanifest]

❗️Great Hog is displeased by this.

The kingly pig looks taken aback by this statement. "You claim to be 'baiting' our kind?.. A master of it, no less - after all the trust we hsve placed in you?"

- Your relationship with the Hog Society 🐖 is now Unfavourable.

[nondelphic]

sometimes you have to put your little guy in the Horrible Situation Factory so he can grow. i’m sorry little guy. it’s for the plot.

[thingsfromthedirt]

1950s Henriette 8 ball compact

[punkrorschach]

more cocaine was snorted from this device than any other surface in history i can feel it in my bones

[talkingheadsfan]

happy new year friends

[wokeuplaughing]

cheers to a new year

[damazcuz]

"What were you doing at the devils sacrament" jarking my whole thing off. Next quiestuon.

[radfemart]

I appreciate the sentiment but I don't get all those "we made it to the longest night of the year! the light will start returning soon! it's all uphill from here & we're halfway there!" posts because like. Oct-Dec is the easier half of Winter. Jan-Apr is way harder. there's no big holidays or decorations, everyone is kind of over the whole Cozy Hygge Sweaters & Cocoa vibe so they're just tired & restless instead, and the whole thing is so drawn out & uneventful that it feels like it lasts 10x longer

[radfemart]

the cold season Oct-Dec:

the cold season Jan-Apr:

[byjove]

on this blog I’m like “I am hurting. I am scared all the time and I am sick and I am hurting. It feels like everything is hopeless and permanently fucked.” and the next post is like “Let’s say, hypothetically, there is this smoking hot Neanderthal MILF who wants you REAL BAD-”

[jvhdb]