that wasn't very ad victoriam of you

jury | 29 | USA

[segamascott]

[silky-selkie]

He has been imprisoned for impersonating a single grain of rice

[vykodlak]

commerson’s dolphin looks like malayan tapir looks like commerson’s dolphin

[vykodlak]

[ratfuck]

youve heard of missionary position. now get ready for MERCENARY position

[irisbleufic]

[anarch0possum]

if i had a time machine, first thing id do is obviously kill hitler. even if germanys fascism was caused by complex socioeconomic factors itd still be worth doing for the bit. then id go even further back to the early 20th century and become one of those old timey bank robbers, when they had names like 'pretty boy floyd' and 'baby face nelson' and id make sure people knew me as 'sweet baby ray' just to see how it fucks with barbeque sauce history

[mcaelius]

i like him because he looks weird and hes a bad person

[e-102]

[labcorp]

please invent an even dimmer brightness level i am begging

[yellow-cat]

sorry i came back wrong do you still wanna hit it

[kittensnax]

Me: it is 31°C out. I should wear shorts and a crop top to vent some heat

The humble massachusetts bay transit authority bus air conditioner: LOST ICE TECHNIQUE - FROST ANGEL MAELSTROM "ABSOLUTE ZERO"

[herpsandbirds]

Burrowing Owl (Athene cunicularia), family Strigidae, order Strigiformes, Southern CA, USA

photo by Birds of Rey Wildlife Photography

[lucifersanluxe]

[dogpuppy]

[thecolabubble]

is that a gun to the back of my head or are you just happy to see the back of my head?

[bruzum]

[kaijuno]

Idk if this is just my Sickly Kid Aesthetic coming though but that bubblegum flavored amoxicillin fucking slapped

[kaijuno]

6yo me was Off the shits on this

[foopsie-daisy]

Game of the year

[nadas-dirthalen]

my dream for tumblr is that we all relearn the phrase "it's not for me" and we remember that this is different from "it should not exist."

something something likes charge reblogs cast