Just Like, Braiding My Mullet

Wbu? You busy? Wanna come over and make out in a pile of leaves?

[yo-its-matt]

anyway the “nice cock jason” tiktok is playing in my head at all times on repeat indefinitely

[inthefallofasparrow]

Page of Wands

[frawgs]

someone please. i’m a victorian boy dying in his bed and all i request is someone by my bedside holding my hand and feeding me hoe made soup

[certifiedsoupposts]

certified soup post

[chickenfarmersan]

[yougottabeniceforwhat]

[desiccantdonoteat]

[needlepointcursewords]

[notsoterriblymisanthropic]

the one addition that truly makes this clip even more powerful is knowing that Mr Sterling is this guy:

I am in awe trying to imagine the sheer levels of non sequiturs they would be able to produce together.

[bogleech]

New reaction meme just dropped

[geniusoflove]

fucking dilfs from the back so i can smack their bald spot. and post

[podencos]

You can’t just go anywhere and scream anymore

[podencos]

Everywhere is built up and occupied and peopled to the hilt. You should be able to let out a sonorous, aggrieved shriek and not worry anyone abt it. This is why we need more green spaces

[porterr-robinson]

[azuretheshitposter]

i almost fucking gagged laughing so hard

[princesstigerbelle]

[louchie]

IT’S A CHUMBY BUMBY

[greeds]

stop this is so cute.....🥺

[hannahphill99]

Just fyi she made it clear that that is her brother, not her bf !

[i-have-n0-idea-what-im-d0ing-de]

Peak dumbass sibling energy

[starsandamorphinetoast]

Cosmo is in trouble. He didn’t break anyone’s skin and was only playing, but anyway, my cat bit someone. That someone went to the doctor and the doctor reported this boy to animal control. Cosmo is an indoor only cat and is a year or so behind on shots. They are holding him in quarantine for 10 days to be sure he doesn’t have rabies and charging me $100 for boarding, not to mention the shots he’s going to be required to get before they release him to me.

If anyone has anything to spare, I also just moved and had to pay first months rent at the new place, last months at the old place, and a deposit. So this is really a hard time for me to be able to find spare funds for this. This little guy has been with me since I was 16 and I’m literally shaking and non-functioning today, because I’m scared they’re going to take him away if I can come up with the money in time.

My cashapp is: $indy330

Venmo is also: indy330

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[headspace-hotel]

Finally, some legit cryptid vibes

[jaubaius]

Husky getting nervous at his first swimming lesson

[bigdogdabeast]

I like this WAY more then I should

[chapdietostie-deactivated202406]

BIG BABY <3

[404-later]

[missadler1897]

Paris, June 1977. Photo by Christian Simonpiétri.

[funny-tik-toks]

[mesmerishh]

reaction is so chaotic, yet delivery is perfection

[pumpkiart]

he has some dignity

[macaulaytwins]

[gobblechopstv]

[40ouncesandamule]

The face Milhouse made haunted me for years. I don’t know what it is about that grimace that branded itself upon me but… it stuck. It stuck with me for years.

Even now, I feel a certain coldness

[ilovecats4ever]

because its based on this picture of a French man watching the Nazis march into Paris in 1940

[sparrow-va]

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[jusbraidingmymulletwbu]

this listing on grailed Holy shit

[prince-rogers-nelsons-sensi]

My Brain cell @ my other brain cell: