that's my secret... i'm always tired

august | 22 | he/him | pfp made in makówka picrew

[regexkind]

I think that when we tell teenagers that their lives will be over if they don't have the most perfect possible trajectory through the education system, that this is, perhaps, if I may be bold, not good for them,

[dumplinglove]

ur government assigned gender for the day is the first thing u get when u click this link to a randomised wikipedia article. NO REROLLS . i am the  trollsteineggje mountain in norway

[just-a-ghost-guy]

i am the year 1807 in archaeology✨

[hyrude]

riverdale is about a boy who can only conceptualize the world through violence (archie) and a girl who can only conceptualize herself through violence (betty) and a girl who can only conceptualize family through violence (veronica) and a girl who can only conceptualize love through violence (cheryl) and jughead who got abducted by aliens. and gay kevin who wants to direct the school musicalllllll

[sharkestsharks]

you've been salmonsharked reblog to salmonshark someone else

[just-a-ghost-guy]

@necromanticalscience

[nymika-arts]

it's just that "I'm no longer funny, cause I miss the way you laugh" and "now I know your name, but not who you are" and "your page was blank, but I read it" and "I'm in the business of losing your interest" and "gave me your word, but now i cant pronounce it" and "feels like I've been ready for you to come home for so long that I didn't think to ask you where you'd gone" and "those things I miss but know are never coming back" and "It's not Halloween, but the ghost you're dressed up as sure knows how to haunt" and "spend the rest of my life with what could have been" and "you miss something that you can't place" and

[minimalistsource]

BULBASAUR in Detective Pikachu dir. Robert Letterman, 2019

[necromanticalscience]

@just-a-ghost-guy

[just-a-ghost-guy]

LIL GUYS

[themostevilcrustacean-deactivat]

LOOK AT THS!!! I DONT CARE IF YOU'VE SEEN IT BEFORE! LOOK AGAIN FRIEND!

[thetragicallynerdy]

[ID: a photo of a small red crab with both claws raised up and pincers open. It wears a small brown cowboy hat. End ID.]

[necromanticalscience]

@just-a-ghost-guy

[deanwinchesterapologist]

the ocean is out there. whales are real

[funnytwittertweets]

[kermitlesbian]

i’m sorry for making your life more whimsical and serendipitous 🙄

[queerism1969]

[adobe-outdesign]

the entire fandom, yelling at the cat to stay quadrupedal

[valtsv]

i can't vibe with anyone who thinks icarus was an ignorant idiot for flying too close to the sun. "oh i'd never do that i would have remembered my father's warning and been fine". do you seriously think that after years of imprisonment, feeling the sun on your face and the open air beneath your wings, you would be able to focus on anything but the joy of being alive and free? do you actually think that if you were given the opportunity to go where nobody has never been before, you wouldn't want to push it to the limit? to dare to be the first to try what no one else has ever even thought possible? do you honestly think you're too good for your own human nature? look me in the eyes and tell me if i strapped a pair of wings to your back that could take you wherever you wanted to go whenever you pleased that you'd be careful and sensible about it. you are not better than icarus just because you have the benefit of his example.

[mochisquish]

Every year, I demand to know why Groundhog Day isn’t more celebrated on the internet. It’s the perfect absurdist holiday. There’s a big, round, adorable animal. He’s a prophet. Some guy in an old-timey top hat claims to be able to speak to the groundhog. Does he understand the animal’s language? Is it through telepathy? It’s a secret we are not allowed to know. People come from miles to worship the groundhog and learn the fate of the weather, which doesn’t even matter anymore with science and weathermen. The groundhog makes his prediction. He’s wrong 70% of the time, but we keep asking him. We are not interested in learning anything from our blind trust in a giant rat.

[lowpolyanimals]

[memewhore]

[catchymemes]

[asexual-thot]