I reject your reality and substitute my own

Vin 18|They/them|Capricorn I only love one(1) soft boy™ I'm the android sent by CyberLife

[meatpulp]

[parhelios]

richard strand’s soft laugh/amused exhale when he finds something funny reblog if you agree

[lovino-drawz-deactivated2022091]

Idk why I just thought it might be funny????? that’s how I see this ship sorry 

[fussybabybitch-deactivated20181]

Dad I know how much you love smashing a ton of apples and one (1) lemon well no longer will you have to use your bare knuckles for such a task

[incorrectdetroitbh]

Connor, after researching internet slang: Listen Hank, in this world, it's either yeet or be yeeted.

Hank: I'm literally begging you to stop.

[transpeter-deactivated20180411]

marvel’s tv shows would be a lot better if they would stop trying to make them super dramatic and instead made them comedies that happen to be about superheroes. like @ marvel, recast clint barton and give him superhero show with a setup similar to parks and rec or the office and i guarantee you’ll get better tv ratings.

[transpeter-deactivated20180411]

kate: dude you’re shaking, how much coffee did you drink today

clint: i haven’t had any coffee today

[immediately cuts to clint sitting in front of the camera, drinking some coffee]

clint: this is my 27th cup

[transpeter-deactivated20180411]

literally anyone: [talks about how clint should drink more water and take more vitamins and generally try to take better care of himself]

clint: [looks into the camera and then turns off his hearing aid]

[shadowmaat]

Give Taika a Marvel-based TV series and let him go wild.

[just-another-deviant]

URL CHANGE

madqueenvin --> just-another-deviant

[spellofwinter-deactivated202605]

Wonders of technology. They can even program assholes these days.

bonus:

[spellofwinter-deactivated202605]

Nothing could replace your child.

[saanphoenix-deactivated20260411]

Canon!Connor: Has the wherewithal to buy Hank a drink to be friendly and get in his good graces. Studies Hank to make small talk because he knows–like Kara– talking about interests helps people bond. Early on, picks up that Hank don’t like him or androids for SOME reason, even if he doesn’t know the details. Picks up on Hank having personal issues that makes him grumpy and bitter as fuck. If you pick “Partners” at the Chicken Feed, will bump Hank playfully with his elbow. Knows that, when he saves Hank, Hank expresses gratitude even though he no words good. Sees a loaded gun and immediately jumps to, “Hank has suicidal tendencies?” even if you don’t ask about it. If you ask about it on the bridge, Connor clearly understands Hank and appears sympathetic. Basically: Really fucking good at psychology and people-ing.

Fanon!Connor: How do words? How do people? What access to a super-advanced version of Wikipedia with a millisecond thought? DERP!

Me: *siiiiiigh*

[spellofwinter-deactivated202605]

I’ve missed you so much, Carl… You don’t know how much I’ve missed you…

[theonion]

[swdyww-deactivated20210428]

LMAO

[1dietcokeinacan]

Bye

[xek-xek]

Connor: *shows signs of deviancy*

Hank: Fuckin superb you funky little android.

[vintagesticker]

when you’re minding your own business on the roof and north comes over and when all you do is try to be nice to her you’re suddenly informed she’s your lover now

[spellofwinter-deactivated202605]

I know it hasn’t always been easy, but I want you to know I really appreciated working with you. That’s not just my Social Relations program talking, I– I really mean that. At least, I think I do…

[spellofwinter-deactivated202605]

[arsuf]

“A war is coming, you’ll have to choose your side… Will you betray your own people or stand up against your creators? What could be worse than having to choose between two evils?”