[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[5nov202-deactivated20210826]

before you post, consider:

is it FUNNY BUT ONLY TO YOU AND A FEW SELECT MUTUALS?

is it USELESS?

is it a COMPLAINT?

will it KILL YOUR FUTURE CAREER?

if any of the above are true, hit that POST button!

[thesuperyapper]

Mutual I wanna talk to you but I don't know what to say. I really like you and I enjoy our interactions I think you'd be an awesome person to be friends with in real life. Please do not attack me with a sledgehammer.

[ifacethewinditsoundslikegod]

you are only alowed in my room if u love me

[delmondo]

[jeffgerstmann]

If someone jerks me off with a puppet it counts as a threesome, right?

read your bible

[marsixm]

thanks!

[lesbianrey]

every day i get a little madder about the ‘dream job’ narrative… all i want is to have a job that benefits society somewhat, doesn’t abuse me, and lets me live a happy life outside of my job lol. jobs should not be (and arguably can’t be) cosmic destinies and identities

[natalieironside]

Listen: If you work at a gas station at the intersection of two long rural roads out in the middle of nowhere, you have a civic duty to single out credulous people with out-of-town plates and warn them not to go down such-and-such road because of the curse. It's the only way to stimulate the local economy.

[loverofboob]

"I'm so normal about this" good for you. I'm so perverted and predatory about it

[rnismatch]

always shoot the messanger #nomessages

[ravenfleesfire]

The first rule of plurality is to have fun and be yourself The second rule of plurality is to have fun and be someone else

[arumaru1837-deactivated20251031]

why are you all in this god damn tag!!!!!! I am here for fucking mario and all i see is shit like this fuck it fuck this website its goofy

[ravenfleesfire]

Why are you looking for Mario in the plural tag

[arumaru1837-deactivated20251031]

i aint lookin for nothin i followed the tag for mario idk nothin about whatever all this be its just all up in my face all i be seein so what that? Nothing to do with it

[ravenfleesfire]

Why did you follow the plural tag for Mario

[gooeykit]

how it feels when you order soup at a restaraunt

[penny-anna]

having a job is very weird bcos by and large your coworkers will be a variety of ages and you will not all be at the same stage of life. your coworker will be like, well I’m off home to spend time with my husband & child, what are you going to do with your evening? and you’re like, well, I plan on playing Rollercoaster Tycoon for as much as it as possible

[supervillainny]

And you are older than them

[hellgrub]

that's right

[olyoil2-deactivated20250812]

meow *turns to look at u*

[wordfather]

just found out that accidentally in love by counting crows was literally made for shrek. they didnt just choose it. it didnt exist before. they asked counting crows to make a song for shrek 2 and thats how we got one of the best songs ever made. insane.

[wordfather]

counting crows knew shrek 2 would become one of the best movies ever made and had to act accordingly

[intactics]

so-called "free thinkers" when Gasolina comes on