[taxidermychrist-deactivated2025]

the women in my bluetooth headphones sounds mad at me :(

[vampire-cathedral]

[nepofledgling]

i’ve stopped being mentally ill in the unhappy and always in a crisis way, I am now mentally ill in the mostly stable and happy but there’s clearly something weird going on way

[nepofledgling]

the kind where no one is worried about me anymore but everyone knows there’s something wrong with me

[conspiring-limabean]

how do you guys feel about the fact that these two characters exist in the same universe

[pocket-deer-belly]

[sunnirainbow]

[papayajuan2019]

two things

buenos dias

[whitepeopletwitter]

[tottosgreatadventure]

[mornington-the-crescent]

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

It’s like that mafia crew that made a pizza joint as a front but their pizza was so good they just went legit

[legendaryjellyfishfest]

[saulwexler]

[kaspbrak]

[hellboys]

Nick Offerman Answers the Web’s Most Searched Questions –WIRED, 2020

[carnetimaginaire]

Jacob Janerka,  Hello, this is crab…

[adamjk]

now i’m falling asleep and she’s calling a crab

[redbeansesameball]

rewatched chicken run

[thealgerian]

Both were filled at the same time with the same water, only one had oysters.

[flagellant]

:/ The next time you think it’s okay to be nonbinary, remember the cost. We are killing our planet 😔

[beannewpage]

Wtf. No, be who you are. This doesn’t define you.

[lindsaysblue]

I offer some context

[callmebliss-got-swamped]

It was indeed esoteric

[deboracabral]

Take care of yourselves 

[dudepositivity]

Your trans body is gorgeous. Not in spite of transness. Your trans body is gorgeous. Your transness is beautiful. It doesn’t have to be ignored in order to determine your desirability.

[valtsv]

i love how birds of prey basically have 2 default expressions

[satrialespork]

[bumpdungus]

where is he traveling

[jaubaius]

No way out

[bogleech]

idiot jail for ignorant beasts

[lochnutmonster]

Sisyphus

[omghotmemes]

A historical moment

[normalshrimp]