corpsegirl

🦄 she/they 🦄 || 27 years decrepit || zombie transbian, asleep in her grave || intense joys, horrifying pains. sometimes i do art.

[iambowman-deactivated20191219]

Would you care for some refreshments?

[sara-sel]

[dragongirlteeth]

Air to air combat is the easiest form of warfare to argue that both parties consent to. Dogfighting is basically kink and it should turn you on at least a little.

[skc-official]

"yeah this is a totally platonic rivalry" you are literally doing this

[sara-sel]

[d3mqn]

[liliavalley]

don’t play in my face tony what the fuck is the white pen of hope doing here

[dragon-in-a-fez]

one of the funniest conversations I ever had with my ex was when they were still getting used to Celsius and asked me "what's 20 degrees?" and instead of converting it, I said "it's the highest your dad will ever let you set the thermostat and when you say you're cold he tells you to put on another sweater, we're not made of money" and they went "oh, 68"

the fact that this reference was that fucking precise was something they went on to tell people about for years.

[fropomolo]

See the full on Patreon

[bewbin]

wait what did nintendo ds stand for? dick sucking??ewwwww. the dsi? dick suck international??? ewwww

[zephyrusphi]

yuo cant say this during plague month

[zephyrusphi]

pride month. pharohs curse got me

[rednines]

[chalupaswanswarm]

EVERYONE LEARN TO DRAW THE HEV SUIT NOW!!! Making gordon suffer so I can showcase his sweet kicks.....

[hev-mark-iv]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

[catukika]

Fucked up barney

Had to draw him distressed n scared cus yeaj of course he was, bro escaped black mesa in jeans lmao

[bucherclown]

Oughhhhh... Come back to meee barnreyeyryyryrr

You dumb man I needd to drawww youuuu... Ilyyyy ..

[hiltontower]

[h3r0-hunter]

[demilypyro]

I ain't performing squat, buddy

[demilypyro]