I’m not bitter. I’m just tired

Wen • 20 • INFP-T • Scorpio • Hufflepuff Writer. Fangirl. Lovable mess :P

[poupon]

Wow thanks for the ingot man let me just inspect the quality real quick

Dude come on

[aerialsquid]

Well, this just happened.

[coelasquid]

See, this is a situation where it would be perfectly appropriate.

[dogpuppy]

[squirrelly-13]

they got married btw

[visit-me-here-in-wonderland]

oh you’re not kidding

[musiicpix3l]

Yes yes i know love is love. But they are still killing CHILDREN. over this.

[its-emimi]

Happy Pride month! 🌈

[daysleftofsecondterm]

963 days left

[mumblesplash]

it’s crazy that i have to live the rest of my life knowing that any time i see anyone use the ☝️ emoji for emphasis it’s almost definitely my fault

[mumblesplash]

my legacies in order of respectability

‘hope is a weapon’ tag poem

unless ☝️ you eat a lemon

“wait YOU’RE the tetris smut guy??”

[beabaseball]

[mumblesplash]

EVERY DAY I FEEL THE DARKNESS CLOSING IN

[podcastwizard]

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

[podcastwizard]

lot of people commenting on this post like "who eats lunch at 4pm that's a terrible time to eat lunch" yes. that is the point. 4pm lunch is inadvisable. 4pm lunch is not the ideal. 4pm lunch makes the mind demons real.

[knightofleo]

[demonicae]

SOUND. ON.

soundonsoundonsoundonsoundonsoundon!

[kosmogrl]

[pillow-chicken]

has someone already done this

[aromantic-janus-sanders]

finally finished this after weeks

[let-roman-bite-someone]

sanders sides s1: I WAS IN A DISNEY SHOW?? i turned myself into a cartoon!! haha my morality wants me to eat pasta with chocolate syrup and a bunch of crumbled up cookies XD anxiety is a bitch but we can get through this! #adulting

sanders sides s2: am i a good person? will i ever truly be satisfied with the choices i make in life? catholic guilt and childhood conditioning has caused irreparable damage to my mind and instilled in me the idea that i will never be a good person, no matter how hard i try. who am i if i can't be a good friend who's always there for others? what does my existence mean in the grand scheme of things?

[theweirdwideweb]

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[vigilantsycamore]

eeby deeby... i haven't heard that name in years...

[echotunes]

(to the tone of creep by radiohead) but i'm asleep. on mypillow

[fuck-philip-banks]

[notjusthespongenextdoor]

For a city to be walkable. It must also be sittable.

[notjusthespongenextdoor]

#every time I read this phrase the same thing happens#I read it as shittable and go wait that can't be right#oh right they were talking about public benches that makes more sense#but public bathrooms available without fees should also be a thing tho#cities should definitely be shittable#it happens EVERY SINGLE TIME

it must also be shittable

[mountaindiablo-blog]

today there was a “flash mob” set up by the seniors because it was their second to last day so they blasted the macarena over the loud speaker and did the dance in the main lobby but our headmaster knew about it so it wasn’t even funny but whilst walking past the elevator i found out why they really did this so called “flash mob”

it was a distraction

they put chickens in the elevator

[tipsykipsy]

This was wild because I forgot your high schoolers are called seniors and I thought you were talking about old folks

[grossaustralian]

“it was their second to last day”

[nat-20s]

You can replace [ACTIVITY YOU ENJOY] with [SCROLLING] but watch out. This sucks bad 👍

[nat-20s]

Some things about this post since getting quite a few notes:

1. If you see this post, highly recommend taking it as an opportunity to set a timer for 15 minutes and switch over to ACTIVITY YOU ENJOY. if after those 15 minutes, you want to go back to scrolling, that's okay!

2. Huge shout out to this popping up in my notifs often, bc I do go back to activity.

3. I think there are times where scrolling is fine. Right now, for example, I'm being connected to a machine for two hours to donate plasma and platelets. Yes this is a brag but it is also a time where scrolling is one of the few things I can do. (Though I will probably also read or watch something on phone lol)

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

hmmm, this seems to be some kind of curse breaking spell… be free ye reader