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i tried to be funny and it backfired miserably

not this being my digital foot print😐…… ok if this godforsaken post ever reaches 500k notes i’ll pay tribute n recreate it & hopefully 14yr old me can finally be put to rest alongside mcr

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new rule, anyone who sees this pinned post must reblog it at least once, thank you, that is all

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it’s a lovely night on tumblr and you are a horrible goose

bo0zey

OMFG WHAT IS THISMSKSK??????

the-only-useful-lesbian

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

phoenixsweet

I was told to reblog.

sakustrawberry

Okay so I hit 300 followers today (IKR IM STILL REELING UNDER THE SHOCK)

And to celebrate I will write drabbles of the ships and/or rare pairs of your choice<3

I've tagged all my fandoms:)

(They don't have to be ships you could give me characters or headcannons you'd want me to write or just family)

All you have to do to be part of this, is follow these rules:

Must be following me (I won't check or anything but i would really appreciate it:)

Reblog this post and my masterlist (For my reach pwease?)

Send me an ask with your ship and one of these prompts (if you don't send me a prompt I'll just write whatever comes to my mind haha)

Be respectful of the fact that I'm juggling school and writing and be patient.

I will accept more than 1 request of the same ship but I may not do the same for prompts-

I will also post only one drabble a day so yeaa

I will try writing ships that I've never thought of or do not ship (anything for you guys<3)

But DO NOT under any circumstance send me a ship with a minor (15/16) year old with an adult, ik the age difference isn't much but I hate it when minors are being shipped with adults

Also nsfw, I'm not of legal age to write that so please don't make me say no and feel uncomfortable<3

Well I think that's it but yea go send your ask I'll get them done asap:)

sakustrawberry

Masterlist

Haikyuu!!

Iwaoi

Insecure Oikawa hc

Domestic Iwaoi hc

Iwaoi hc

Tsukkiyama

Tsukkiyama fake dating hc

Tsukkiyama hc

Asanoya

Asanoya forehead kisses hc

Sakuatsu

Sakuatsu hc

Kagehina

Kagehina hc

Tanakiyo

Tanakiyo hc

Bokuaka

Bokuaka hc

Daisuga

Daisuga hc

My Hero Academia

Bakudeku

Bkdk merch hc

Bkdk hc

Harry Potter

Drarry

The giant squid, a master matchmaker

Eight year roommates part one two

Seven lifetimes in heaven

Adopting Fluffy

Fu*k the Fates

Bed sharing

The bet

Wolfstar

Remus Moony Lupin The furnace

Wolfstar height difference hc

Snowball Competition

The greatest prank

Wolfstar hc

Jegulus

Rival Quidditch players part one two

Jegulus Muggle shopping

Jegulus hc

Yours

Pansmione

Sandwiches and Curses

Juliet and Juliet

Jily

Ideal date

Family hc

Linny

Burnt Toast for life

hogwarts-forever

Art by: vlad .pan

to00fu

another wip to add in my collection

hephaestiions

table for two.

“Theo said I’m a failed boyfriend because I’ve never taken you out on a date.”

The crunch-snap! of Harry’s knife dicing onions ceases for a moment. Draco can see his poised hand, the leather bracelet at the wrist brushing against the chopping board, the raised bulb of the onion secure between his fingers.

“Taste the sauce,” Harry says, starting back up. “And stop paying attention to Theo after he’s had more than two drinks.”

“How did you know—”

A bare hint of a smile curls around the edge of Harry’s mouth, soft under the yellow lights. “Taste the sauce, darling.”

Draco wants to grumble, just a little. Answer me. You didn’t say he’s wrong. I won’t taste the sauce till you look at me. I need you to look at me because when you do, I forget to worry. But the kitchen swells with the scent of the sauce, bubbling quietly in a lopsided pan and Draco doesn’t have it in himself to protest something he wants right now.

“Kiss me,” he says at Harry’s shoulder.

“The sauce—”

“You’ve been tasting it every two minutes, don’t pretend otherwise. I know you.”

Harry laughs. He’s quiet about it, low and sweet, happiness a simple secret Draco adores too much to let him keep.

“You know me, and yet—”

“And yet?”

Harry tips the chopping board sideways, diced onions sliding gently into a bowl that rattles with the soft thuds of them falling in. He reaches for Draco, thinks better of it, and pulls him in, the back of his hand slung around the nape of Draco’s neck. The leather bracelet, worn soft with use, presses in.

The kiss is quiet, unhurried, welcome home and stop worrying and I love you. Draco tastes the sauce on Harry’s lips, on the brief brush of his tongue. It’s good— of course it is— but it tastes better this way.

Draco pulls away. Presses a kiss to the five o’clock stubble shadowing Harry’s jaw. Presses another one to the crinkle at the corner of his eye. Harry laughs again, so Draco does it again, and Harry draws away, still smiling.

“Good?”

“Always.”

“The sauce, Draco.”

“I said what I said.”

Harry turns back to his onions, shaking his head.

“Am I, though,” Draco says, perching on the counter. “A failed boyfriend. I thought all those late nights in the bullpen, Indian takeout from that place Hermione recommended, those were our dates, but—”

Harry sighs, exasperated and a little amused, knife snipping at chillies. “It was never about— takeout. Or dates. Or whatever it is Theo has decided is the reason he dumped the last one.”

“Oh.”

“It wasn’t about those things, it was about you.”

Draco stays quiet, watching Harry’s deft fingers sweep the chopped chillies into the sauce. “Oh,” he says again, because sometimes watching Harry makes him stupid, makes him fumble with his words and repeat them, because words aren’t— haven’t ever been— the point of this.

“Stop listening to Theo,” Harry says, looking up at him, serious through his eyelashes. “He doesn’t know me. He’s lonely and being a dick about it.”

“Alright.”

Harry gestures between them, smile dimpling his cheek. “Good. Always.”

It’s Draco’s turn to laugh, surprised and punched-out. The kitchen is quiet, sauce turning heavier with every stir. They’re both smiling.

“Set the table,” Harry says when the stirring spoon comes away thick with red, peppered with cooked, clinging herbs. Draco swings down from the counter and reaching around Harry with one arm gripping his shoulder, pulls out two china plates.

for the @drarrymicrofic prompt: laugh. i’ve been writing a lot of angst lately and usually a happier prompt would mean an angstier fill, but this one begged to be taken as it came. so here we are.

asundergrowth

Stop drawing dionysus skinny challenge

Bitch is the god of feasts, he’s got chub, he’s got meat. Aphrodite is the god of romance and love but dionysus is the god of sex and orgies, he is ideal cuddling density, dude HAS a tummy.

asundergrowth

Dude has broad shoulders and beefy arms for holding and protecting you and just the fattest most luscious ass and thighs you’ve ever seen

adhd-hippie

All I’m imagining is that one bro at the gym who’s extra thick and has a big waste and could be a couch in and of himself but like would totally be able to lift a whole damn cow if you asked.

wet4joanjett

We all know dionysus looks like this.

alittlespicygay

@dovewithscales

dovewithscales

YES. Jack Black absolutely has Dionysos vibes.

maid-of-timey-wimey

Did you ever see a fancast so perfect it overwrote your actual memory of a bad movie? Because I could’ve sworn Jack Black was Mr. D in the Percy Jackson movies and everyone else in the thread was either unaware or understandably pretending that the movies didn’t exist (even when it came to the one thing they did right)… I almost replied to that effect only to look up film clips and realize the reason no one else brought it up is because it’s not true. @.@

melancholic-pigeon

TO BE FAIR Stanley Tucci did a great job too, and I think they both pull off the same kind of chaos party vibes pretty well. 😁

heyimboredtalktome

Will: Nico what's your type?

Nico: Tall, strong, dumb and looks like a golden retriever

Will: Wow, that's specific. Do I know them?

Nico: Did I mention dumb?

Will: Yeah, why?

Nico: Just checking

*later*

Will: *waking up in the middle of the night* OH GOD HE LIKES JASON

cauldronsart

ununquadius

Harry: *stares at Draco*

Draco: Something you like, Harry?

Harry: I wonder how I'm so lucky to be with you

Draco: Such a sap

Harry: You love it

Draco: No, I love you

vaindumbass

remus is one of those dudes who just gets up from their chair or maybe just. waves at you and ten different joints crack extremely loudly

oh-hush-its-perfect

do you have any chase cousins hcs

Yessiree! A list that is not all inclusive:

Magnus and Annabeth become really close friends pretty quickly. Magnus doesn’t have a phone, but Alex lets him borrow hers so they can talk over the phone twice a week.

Alex also becomes pretty close with Annabeth. They text pretty frequently.

Magnus had an almost perfect Pre-SAT (American standardized test) score and straight As, which he brings up every time Annabeth mentions school

Magnus also thinks it’s hilarious that most Greek demigods have ADHD/dyslexia and he playful pokes fun at Annabeth for not being able to read all the time. She’s bad at counter-insults

They meet for coffee every few months. After a few years, Magnus gets good enough at navigating Yggdrasil that he can pinpoint how to get to California.

Magnus never bonds much with Annabeth’s brothers. She mentions them sometimes and Magnus will be like “Oh yeah! Bobby and Mathew! They exist!”

Annabeth and Magnus look very similar except Annabeth tans and Magnus doesn’t. Magnus doesn’t really burn, either, as the son of a god of sunshine, but he is eternally pale. Annabeth makes fun of him for this.

Norse dieties are attracted to Annabeth and Greek dieties are attracted to Magnus. Powerful bloodline.

Magnus is taller than Annabeth (she’s 5′7″ and he’s 6′1″)

Magnus knows when Annabeth is pregnant before she does but always feigns shock when she tells him

When Annabeth has kids, they love Magnus. They think of him as an uncle for the first 12 years, then as a best friend while they’re teenagers. When they turn 20, they start to truly understand Magnus’s immortality and go back to treating him like an uncle.

Magnus can’t have kids of his own, and he’s not sure if he ever wanted them, but he thrives in the position of an uncle. Pick up the kids to go camping, refuse to change diapers, serve as a confidante, and have a good time. He’s having fun.

Magnus makes fun of Annabeth for being old often

When Annabeth is in her mid-twenties, Magnus manages to pull a few strings and shows her around some significant architecture sites in the other eight worlds. She is stunned and starts incorporating Norse architecture into her designs

Magnus is Annabeth’s man of honor at her wedding— a controversial choice, but the one that makes everyone the happiest. He’s surprisingly good at planning parties.

They have an ongoing fiction book club. They mostly read bodice-rippers for the fun of it.

They’re pretty open about their respective romantic relationships. Sometimes a little too open. Magnus has a habit of oversharing when people are listening.

Annabeth is the one person Magnus is 100% okay with being touchy with from the get-go. She’s a very affectionate person, but he’s not as bothered by it as he would be with anyone else.

bfire92

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Gods very rarely got sick. Much the same way that they were on average a little stronger, and a little faster than most mortals, they were also a little more sturdy. Most of the time, an infection that would have knocked out a mortal, would only amount to a little cold for a god. Their immune systems simply didn’t need to work too hard to kill off a virus.

That didn’t mean they never got sick.

New chapter is up. This is one of those free-standing chapters you can read and enjoy without having read the rest of the story.

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BESTIES NEW TGNA CHAPTER JUST DROPPED!! WAKE UP

anonymousgeekhere

IM SO LATE BUT WHEN I WOKE UP AND SAW THIS I SQUEALED

bfire92

Just me being happy people get serotonin from this

anonymousgeekhere

This literally made my day, I plan to read it again when I recover from my vaccine

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i reread the dio chapters specifically whenever im upset/bored 🙄🙏

this is one of the only fanfics i actively read/keep up with i helped start this aND IM NEVER LETTING GO OF IT

anonymousgeekhere

This is the only fanfic I ever actively reread, everything else only gets a single read-through over a series of months, this one got finished in two days.

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bfire92

*blushing* I've got lots of new chapters coming up soon, btw.

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EYY

i also dug up VERY old screenshots. look at our legacy. we've come so far </3

bfire92

This is actually the idea that is the reason Apollo just pulled bindweeds out of the kitchen sink while Dionysus was sick. The bindweeds will return in a later chapter BTW.