[Clint and Natasha are dancing while on a mission]
Phil: Guys...we don’t have time to tango.
Phil: Remember national security?
Phil: Guys?
Phil: Okay, that it. Next time, you two are in the van.
Phil: I’ve been in the van for 15 years, Clint...
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[Clint and Natasha are dancing while on a mission]
Phil: Guys...we don’t have time to tango.
Phil: Remember national security?
Phil: Guys?
Phil: Okay, that it. Next time, you two are in the van.
Phil: I’ve been in the van for 15 years, Clint...
Erik: You're just jumping right into this, huh?
Darcy: That's what you do when life hands you a chance to be with someone special. You just grab that brownish area by its points and you don't let go, no matter what your advisor says.
Darcy: I laugh in the face of danger! Then I...hide until it goes away.
Pepper: Did you spike the punch?
Tony: Something goes wrong, you blame me. After all these years, where's the trust? [pause] Yes, I did.
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Jane: [to Thor] We're going off of Loki's intel? Now, when that guy breathes, the air comes out crooked.
Nick: So, basically we're completely swamped. All hands on deck.
Sam: I don't even work for this organization.
Nick: Don't care. I need anyone with a pulse and a brain to pitch in.
Brock: [walking in] Fury, do you need help with anything?
Nick: No, we're good, thanks. In fact, you can head home early.
Hermione: Tout ça c'est de ta faute!
Draco: I know, I know.
Blaise: Wait, you speak French?
Draco: No, I just know the phrase “this is all your fault” in every language she speaks.
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Maria: Barton and Romanoff are in your office.
Fury: What do they want?
Maria: To make fun of you, I think.
Fury: And you let them in?
Maria: And made them coffee.
Fury: You're young, Hill. Don't you want to be having fun right now?
Maria: Yes, sir. But I work for you.
Fury: I get that a lot.
Pepper: Did you read Christine's column on Tuesday?
Tony: Yes.
Pepper: Do you agree that it's terrible that she sourced an anonymous web-posting to support her point?
Tony: I liked the piece.
Pepper: Never disagree with me.
Tony: It made me sick.
Pepper: What are you doing?
Tony: What's it look like?
Pepper: Like you've lost your mind.
[Looking down while being carried by Iron Man]
Pepper: High. We are very, very high.
Tony: I've been higher.
Pepper: I meant distance from the ground.
Tony: That, too.
Phil: Are you two together?
Pepper: Absolutely not.
Tony: Not yet.
Sam: Nat, I'm handcuffed.
Natasha: Relax, handcuffs are a cinch.
Sam: Really?
Natasha: Yeah, there's a bone in your thumb. Tiny bone. Real easy to break. What you're gonna wanna do is you're gonna wanna apply torsional pressure until it snaps.
Sam: I'm not going to break my bone!
Natasha: Well in that case, you are screwed.