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[alfredo-zauce]

HEY FUCKERS!

@staff @support @tumblr @changes

WHY ARE YOU SO SCARED OF US SUBMITTING FEEDBACK ABOUT YOUR STUPID FUCKING UPDATE?

[alfredo-zauce]

And since you fuckers only would've allowed me one image anyway, here's all the shit you need to see, @staff @support @tumblr @changes

[tumblr]

Reblogs in a chain now get their own notes

The reblog chain is one of the things that makes Tumblr unlike anywhere else. All the notes on reblogs are attributed to the original post, no matter which branch people actually liked or reblogged. We want to keep encouraging conversations, and give contributors the recognition they deserve. 

Soon, you'll be able to like, reblog, or reply to any part of a reblog chain, and that note will go to that reblog's author. Each reblog will have its own counts, instead of one aggregated number from every version of the post. And yes, you’ll be able to like multiple posts in one chain.

If a reblog doesn't add anything, the love flows up to the last person in the chain who did. Your post doesn't lose notes just because people spread it quietly.

Past notes will stay on the original post — we're only changing what happens from here on out. Retroactively re-attributing all of them would be... a lot.

This is just the beginning. More changes are coming as we keep building this out – stay tuned!

[changes]

It’s very clear that you all have strong feelings about Tumblr and about this change. We hear you. The passion people have for how Tumblr works is one of the things that makes this place special.

As this rolls out over the next few days and you explore it, we’ll keep reading your replies and reblogs, so please keep sharing your questions, concerns, and ideas.

Your creativity has always been the heart of Tumblr, whether you’re the original poster or adding something brilliant in the reblogs, and nothing about this change is meant to limit that.

If you’d like to talk directly beyond the comments, leave a reply and we’ll follow up with as many of you as we can. We want to work with you to make Tumblr better.

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[feluka]

if @gorillawithautism is a gorilla with autism and i'm a duck with autism, we need an amphibian with autism, a fish with autism, and a reptile with autism so we have the full vertebrata with autism. applications are open

[just-stego-thoughts]

I haven't pursued formal diagnosis but my online RAADS-R places me firmly in the "most people with autism don't score this high, but it's even rarer that neurotypical people do" range if you want to consider me for reptile

[definitely-indiana]

GIMMICKS I BEG

REBLOG THIS

@non-tyrannical-usa GET THE LIST PLEASE

[indiana-for-real]

SEAL GIF TO GET PEOPLES ATTENTION

[beanieduzartz]

IMPORTANT

PLEASE. IF KOSA PASSES, IT WILL LIMIT ACCESS TO LGBTQ+ ONLINE SPACES, MENTAL HEALTH RESOURCES, AND RESOURCES FOR MINORS IN ABUSIVE SITUATIONS.

KOSA DOESN’T GIVE A F-CK ABOUT KIDS.

Stop KOSA

KOSA is a censorship bill that won’t make kids safe. Instead, it'll put all internet users at risk, especially youth. If you believe in a fr

@same-pic-of-rickroll-everyday @post-uwuifer @totallycirclek

@truly-jcjenson @totally-bing @gimmick-thief @duothelingo

@its-target-official @same-pic-of-the-sun-everyday

@same-pic-of-the-moon-everyday

@same-pic-of-the-earth-everyday

@the-tumblur-searchbar

[hinatual]

[libyan-knight]

I like this better

[paladin-gantsn-royt-deactivated]

in addition ❤️

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[daughter-of-sapph0]

list of users gone because of scortched earth

partyjockers: for pointing out that there are hairy potty fans on staff and making the connection that it's the reason trans women keep getting flagged as mature

iamdealwithit: for pointing out that tumblr live literally steals your data and ip address and sells it to advertisers and the police back in December 29th of 2022, and was active up until seven hours ago today (September 5 2023) because that post started circulating again

both these people had the images from their post completely erased, their blogs completely wiped, and in partyjockers case the original post was wiped from the history of the site as well as any reblogs.

it's very strange that this has only happened twice to my knowledge and it only occurs when people point put staff's complete ineptitude and active malice towards it's userbase.

anyway screenshot this post just incase they start getting trigger happy. once is absolutely horrible censorship and should never fucking happen. twice sets a precedent that they will use this again.

[digihowl]

tumblrs still sitting at a 4.1 on the app store cmon guys. we NEED to get it to a 3.9 and the very least. review bomb the shit out of it.

topics to bring up if youre unsure of what 2 say: tumblr live, layout changes (ex: live being unmovable, desktop), unavoidable ads that can be epilepsy risk, new accs being FORCED to view the for you page first and not following w no way 2 get rid of it, the rampant lack of doing anything abt hate speech and bigots yet flagging gay and trans content for seemingly no reason, like theres SO much to talk about.

[digihowl]

this is so attainable compared to other big social media app reviews. tumblr only has 321,000 reviews total, meanwhile instagram has 25 *million* and twitter has 7.8 million. tumblrs reviews arent even halfway to 1 million. i need review bombing to fucking Hurt

[sch-uwu-lchen]

reblog to give the person you reblogged this from a fucking break

[just-shower-thoughts]

The last day of 2023 is 123123 (12/31/23)

[just-stego-thoughts]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Being careful not to slip on a banana peel seemed like it was going to be a much bigger task growing up than it ended up being.

[just-gay-thoughts]

Unless you work somewhere that has a desserts area with Bananas and you keep missing the trash to throw it away

[just-stego-thoughts]

Though to be fair that is a very limited use case so this one actually passes peer review

[just-shower-thoughts]

The actor/writer strikes are clearly a ploy by Big Library to get us to read more books.

[just-stego-thoughts]

Found the fucking scab

[tornadointhetundra]

Okay so I did some research, very basic research, on the user base of tumblr and how many of us there are.

There are at least 300 million unique visitors worldwide on this site. Over 500 million blogs.

Listen. Tumblr is $30 million in debt. This is Super easy for us to solve.

If each user gifts one blog crabs, which costs slightly over $3, that would be roughly $600 million at least. Far more than enough to get Tumblr out of the red zone.

If we want tumblr to stay afloat and not change something as integral about their operating system, we need to show them they can be profitable without reducing themselves to common social media sites. What we have here is special. It is different. We are the social media site people run to when theirs collapses and for good reason.

If we want this to work, we have to make it work. We can even make it into a game. Just how long can we outlast the other social media sites?

[tornadointhetundra]

Yes that’s exactly what I’m saying.

[oracleoutlook]

It needs to be a holiday. Pick a date a few weeks from now, and just make it Crab Day. Maybe a Saturday as a lot of people are paid on Fridays. Just in case this post becomes more popular than any I've had before, lets set the date as the last Saturday in July (which for us in 2023 will be July 29th.)

On July 29th, gift as many crabs as you can without breaking the bank. Post crab memes if you cannot afford a crab.

Tumblr can pull this off. Tumblr likes doing things like this.

[alex51324]

Sounds good to me! I can afford at least one Crabs.

[alfredo-zauce]

If our beloved girlfriend website AO3 can reliably fundraise, SO CAN WE!

[just-gay-thoughts]

Do people legitimately not like Billie Joel or am I just a middle aged dad?

[fr33ze-y0ur-br4in]

This is either very coincidental because of or was brought up by Fall Out Boy doing the cover of We Didn’t Start The Fire

[just-gay-thoughts]

Brought up because I saw a post about the fob one claiming it sucked but everyone was also trashing the og :(

[fr33ze-y0ur-br4in]

I like both, why are they trashing them :(

[just-gay-thoughts]

Well the fob apparently isn't in chronological order but tbh that doesn't matter too much to me

[alfredo-zauce]

I mean to be fair WDSTF is far from Billy Joel’s best work. I would honestly put in, like, the bottom third, because the rest of it’s just that good

[just-stego-thoughts]

Uh, oops, wrong blog. Just pretend that the one immediately before is from me

[just-shower-thoughts]

Envy is the only deadly sin that is not pleasurable in the moment.

[just-stego-thoughts]

You’re giving the catharsis which comes from wrath a lot of credit here.

[gay-jewish-bucky]

⇱ This User Loves & Supports Gay Jewish Bucky Barnes