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bliss lane
One Nice Bug Per Day
Sade Olutola
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
hello vonnie
titsay
TMBGareOK. The Official They Might Be Giants tumblr
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Jar Jar Binks Fan Club
official daine visual archive
if i look back, i am lost
taylor price
Game Changer & Make Some Noise
🩵 avery cochrane 🩵
Keni
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@just-that-max-guy
christmas eve what about christmas adam
happy christmas adam to all men’s rights activists
Please stop pestering us with things like this. This has nothing to do with men fighting for their rights. Eve is short for ‘evening’. Please don’t turn activism into a joke. Thanks.
Someone isn’t having a good christmas adam
Christmas Adam: December 23rd. Comes before Christmas Eve and is generally unsatisfying.
*finishes a roll of wrapping paper* oh shit free weapon
*bonks myself in the head* *bonks myself in the head* *bonks myself in the head* *bonks myself in the head* *bonks myself in the head* *bo
Hey markiplier fans can someone pls draw this thanks
wilford warfstache be like:
i went ahead and drew it myself anyway
How the media depicts the Apollo 11 mission:
Actual quotes from the Apollo 11 mission:
I can’t believe they were all fucking stupid 🥺
ginger ale you cannot call buzz aldrin a himbo
Neil Armstrong has the same last name as me. My name touched the moon. I can call any moon boy whatever I want thanks
Your name also took performance-enhancing drugs, so calm down
THE LEGENDARY STORY OF THE TROJAN HORSE DOES NOT INVOLVE THE GREEKS GIVING THE HORSE TO THE TROJANS AS A GIFT. THE GREEKS’ DECEPTION WAS ACTUALLY THAT THEY LEFT THE HORSE AS AN OFFERING TO THE GODDESS ATHENA.
IN THE LEGEND, THEY BASICALLY SENT SOMEONE TO TROY TO SAY “THIS HORSE IS FOR ATHENA, NOT YOU, SO OUR RETREAT BACK TO GREECE IS SAFE. DON’T TRY TO TAKE IT. IT WON’T FIT THROUGH THE GATES OF YOUR CITY, SO THERE’S NO WAY YOU DICKS CAN STEAL IT AND PRETEND YOU GOT IT FOR ATHENA. NOT FOR TROJANS.”
AND THEN TROY WAS LIKE “YOU’RE NOT OUR DAD. WE WON THIS WAR AND WE’RE TAKING YOUR STUPID HORSE AS A TROPHY SO WE’LL ALWAYS REMEMBER HOW BAD GREECE IS AT DESTROYING TROY.”
AND A FEW TROJANS WERE LIKE “THIS IS A TRICK” AND TRIED TO EXPOSE IT AS A TRICK BUT THE REST OF THE TROJANS WOULD HAVE NONE OF IT BECAUSE EVERYONE WAS SWEPT UP IN THE THRILL OF VICTORY, AND ALSO BECAUSE THE GODS KEPT SENDING SNAKES TO STRANGLE ANYONE WHO SAID ANYTHING, BECAUSE THE GREEK GODS HAD NO WORD FOR “SUBTLETY”
THEN AT NIGHT ALL THE GREEKS JUMPED OUT OF THE HORSE LIKE “WE TOLD YOU NOT TO TAKE THE HORSE, WHY ARE YOU SUCH PRIDEFUL DICKS” AND BURNED DOWN THE WHOLE CITY
This makes a lot more sense
Anyone: Wow, I did a great job on this, I’m really proud of myself
Ancient Greeks: did someone say PRIDE?!?!?!?!?!
being horny is so fucking stupid. if you horny you’re immediately a dumbass. that person could literally just be wearing a t shirt and the sight of their collarbone feels like you just snorted a line of coke. god fucking forbid they wear pants rolled over their ankles. you’re foaming at the mouth and crounched on the floor like a fucking animal. you catch the sight of (1) toned muscle? flatlined. dead.
This also works for craving romantic attention. Like, they smiled? I'm in tears. Our gazes meet? My heart is fluttering. If I receive a single complement from them, I an proposing.
posts that make you understand repressed victorian gentlemen upon witnessing a fair maiden’s scandalously exposed ankle
who enchanted this tweet
respect ur ancestors
Frisbee eating an algae tab then remembering she’s a carnivore
For the love of god please tell Frisbee I love her
they’re known for eating insects. insects aren’t plants
every pingu screenshot i see on tumblr is too crisp and clear when i was a kid i was watching pingu on a small crt tv. pingu should look like this
every dollar counts
Do you like having a one stop website for information that won’t display annoying ads? Donate to Wikipedia.
Crowdfunding things that add value to the world, like wikipedia, AO3, PBS = good. Kanye crowdfunding his latest album = bad.
can i play w yr hair in a bro way
sit in my lap in a bro way
The rarest of the rare: a men’s magazine advocating hairy armpits on women.
“Repulsed? Get a grip.“ fucking yes
@thatguyinthecornerino
minecraft 1.17 will add sausage. quote me on this
Minecraft 1.17: The Update Delicious
Features:
Unique new foods which may also be used as weapons in their uncooked state: Pork sausage, Lamb Sausage, Rich Beef Sausage, Chicken Nugget (ammo), Bat Sausage, Blood Sausage, Villager Sausage
Deli Counter (new workbench/crafting station)
New villager profession: Butcher 2
Gave Herobrine a fatter ass
Moss showing off his underwater pupil dilation, an adaptation that allows him to let in as much light as possible while swimming!
MOSS LOVES TO LOOK! HE CAN SEE AS MUCH LIGHT AS HE WANTS!
