instant loss 2koma
The really funny part is that many modern sources that want to gas up Sparta will bring up this specific anecdote, but stop at the "if" and just not mention what happened immediately afterwards.
similarly, "μολὼν λαβέ" (come and take them) is a really cool thing to say, made significantly less cool by having them taken
Spartan propaganda usually only works if you stop right before the end of the story tbh
Cf. also the Wikipedia entry for Laconophilia. This particular line of wishful-thinking/cherry-picking BS has been going on for a long time. 😏
I am one of the lucky ten thousand who just learned that the root of “laconic” (meaning using few words (in a cool way)) is Lakon, an ancient name for the region around Sparta.
Ancient Sparta may not actually be cool but etymology is.





















