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the hobbit but its the return of the king

#because... you know.. since uh...thorin is a king...and uhm... he's returning!.. so...you know uhm..!!! return of the king!!#the hobbit #lord of the rings #bilbo baggins #thorins company #thorin oakenshield #thorin x bilbo #the hobbit bilbo #the hobbit thorin #art #digital art #fanart #bagginshield

lesbian-aunt

I think we don't talk enough about the fact that Bilbo would be constantly walking around with a beard burn. Like that hobbit is not used to snogging someone with facial hair... Just imagine the comedic potential of Bilbo running late to a meeting, his mouth completely red as he mutters some such excuse about "getting lost on his way" lol

belalubroski

Bilbo is easy and sweet with his praise, and Thorin, to his own surprise, has never blushed so much in his life. The hobbit is always kissing his cheek or feeding him from his fork, or running his fingers through his hair or beard.

"You're sweeter than apple pie, you know that?"

"That was very clever of you, dear"

"Well aren't you handsome?"

"Oh! I almost forget how...strong you can be...hm. Strong and. Large. Yes. It's quite attractive, I must say."

"You're more lovely than all the morning glories in arda, my love, everyone at this feast shall be viciously envious of me and I shall not feel one wit of guilt about it. Don't laugh, I'm serious."

"Don't look at me like that, you know I can't resist those eyes of yours."

"You look ravishing, is what you look like."

"Good morning, my thorny rose."

His friends, of course, tease him endlessly. Dwalin is particularly fond of batting his eyes at him and mimicing Bilbo's accent with an "oh thorin, you're such a wee delicate petal".

It might've rankled him, once upon a time, before the honey of Bilbo's love had sweetened his disposition. But as it stands, he only shrugs, content, and looks forward to the next moment he can spend in his beloved's company.

iischaos

Just a reminder that Bilbo wrote The Hobbit. Bilbo could say whatever the fuck he liked. Bilbo could definitely say Thorin died in the battle if he wanted all the nosy people to leave him and his husband alone.