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society if toad wasnât designed with a diaper and a vest as his outfit
date a girl who is a home and an adventure all at once
Date a girl who doubles as a haunted house
awkward how reassuring i find this
well ya duh society shames speech patterns associated with young women
âSpeech fillersâ are just a humanâs way of saying âwait a sec Iâm thinkingâ. It means we think more before we speak, always trying to find the right way to say it. Every language has them. And people shouldnât be annoyed by it, ever.
It baffles and infuriates me that Hogwarts students donât take Latin or Greek. Accio? Literally âI summon.â Lumos? Fucking âlight.â Expelliarmus? Expel weapon!! Ooooh I wonder what Levicorpus doesâ you Dumb Ass Bastard. You ILLITERATE. Itâs called Levicorpus, it lifts someoneâs body, it LEVIES your goddamn CORPUS-
Hermione ghost wrote this
Counterpoint: Hogwarts actively discourages students from taking Latin or Greek because if they knew either one every single magic twelve year old would be trying to mash up twenty words and make their own Ultimate Spell instead of using the Good Standardized Spells Known Not To Explode Magic SchoolsÂ
I have a feeling that last point is aimed at the ravenclawsâŠ
Non threatening green men
OP has clearly never had that monster in the middle sit on your counter at three am and stare you down until you feed it with full eye contact
i dont like to intrude normally but i really absolutely MUST know what events went down between you and gumby
This âpreferences as a sexualityâ thing needs to stop, man. People attracted to tall people arenât âacrosexualsâ, people attracted to green eyes arenât âviridioculasexualâ or some equally-butchered word. Youâre⊠youâre allowed to just say âI like tall girls with green eyesâ or whatever. Thatâs something you can justâŠdo.
itâs literally 2016 why did i just come across a buzzfeed video about snacks that âonly 90s kids will recognizeâ likeâŠ.. i watched the video and one of the snacks was literally a can of cokeâŠ.. they poured a can of coke into a glassâŠÂ
But did you recognize it?
iâŠâŠâŠ.. didâŠâŠâŠâŠ
how to draw arms ? ?Â
holy fuck
holy fuck is right⊠but⊠does it work with legs???
yes !!
but how much extend
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I NEARLY CHOKED
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finally. i can be accurate
yeah lol id be freaking out to if my clock was displaying nonsense numbers
you are aware thatâs a 24-hour set clock right? so itâs just saying its 11:36 pm?
im sorry if this isnt âpcâ but i dont care about the british customs
âȘsentenced for 12 years on two counts of goofin around, one count of manslaughter
The thing that annoys me most about broadway musicals that shake their fists at those âpesky bootlegsâ is⊠You have professionally filmed your musical, I KNOW you have, most of them have promotional material and even full songs filmed and recorded, theyâre on youtube! What the fuck is stopping you from just spending 1 entire day, maybe 2, on recording your musical, let it be edited and slapped on a dvd, ready to be mass-spread across the globe and earning potentially millions from musical-kids who are not rich Americans? It would take no time, no budget (compared to the loads you spent on the stage production in the first place), it would stop bootlegs from being a thing and youâd make so many people happy. Youâre not stopping anyone from coming to your musical because those who canât afford it WONâT COME TO YOUR MUSICAL, and those who can, WILL. Because thatâs the audience youâre dealing with: devoted theatre lovers. You donât have to lecture us on how the stage production is better than what will eventually be released on the dvd because, trust me, WE KNOW. And we will forever mourn the fact that we might never be able to see our favourite musicals on stage because plane tickets and hotels are fucking expensive, but in the meantime, we can enjoy all your hard work, we can enjoy the castâs amazing singing, acting and dancing, we can admire the decors, the lights, all the costumes, the music.
Most importantly, you are making your fans happy.Â
So why the crap are musical dvdâs not a goddamn market, right now?
Preach.
Do you remember them?
What about
my parents didnât raise me to order something expensive when someone else is paying
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