Part-time Girl

I have hyperfixations, and you WILL be hearing about them | Any pronouns are chill, if you insist on perceiving me 💖

[paramar]

The Animals - House of the Rising Sun (1964)

Silver Jews - New Orleans (1994)

wdhmbt’s tumblr post (undated)

[mesopelagos]

there are at least three houses in new orleans

[solarsyrup]

[sssssatina]

[justabruiseortwo]

I'm not gonna lie I was fully cashed in on never dating a man ever again, but the way this man and I's lives have run almost a perfect parallel, it feels like an unskippanle cutscene the way I clearly have no choice but to fuck him

[anaahera-cervizia]

[justabruiseortwo]

Now, just so we're clear, when I said I liked toxic yuri, that did NOT mean I wanted to participate in it

[animentality]

[depsidase]

[senatortedcruz]

I am in fucking tears

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[smadsel]

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

[smadsel]

that’s not the whole flag, now is it

[manuciruja]

hey staff what the fuck

[villainessbian]

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose

[shrodingers-catgirl]

HEY STAFF DONT YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING TOO ON-THE-NOSE

[thankeschoen]

girl realising they’re a lesbian call that 💡yurika  

[loveridden1999]

[ahotknife]

YOU don’t have to be perfect to be loved. but I do

[tredekim]

[justabruiseortwo]

At a sleepover, chin in my hands, kicking my feet: So, which god do you think I pissed off in a past life to make my love life this tragic?

[mawofthemagnetar]

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.

[justabruiseortwo]

When I say chat I'm speaking to the very real people who are either bullying me, or trying to keep me from doing something disastrous, while also at their 9 to 5

[soulren]

“Ghosts are real” I can see how you could believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real” it’s very fair and rational that you believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real anymore” I’m about to hear a poem or very sad story

“Ghosts aren’t real yet” the fuck are you going to do

[justabruiseortwo]

Oh yeah, well MY grief feels two sizes too big AND too small, what do you have to say to that bucko

[depsidase]