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@justafantembun
I have this picture of sasuke on my phone that chase and I call “safe for work sasuke” and it’s because it’s the tallest picture in my camera roll so whenever he sends me any nsfw stuff when I’m in public I just send sfw sasuke and he takes up the whole screen
this is the only post we’re allowed to reblog from now on lads
just calling it now
this is uber. am outside
kirby has a very special message for you!
Okay. Okay real talk here, just for a moment.
“Being born quirkless in a world where most everyone has a quirk of some kind” is a pretty solid premise. Gives us the whole “rooting for the underdog” theme from the get-go. Izuku gets rejected at every turn for wanting more than anything to be a hero, and he’s rejected every time due to having no quirk. I get it. I get that. I see that.
But also, I just need to say, I lose my mind every time I rewatch episode 1. Every goddamn time and it’s strictly because of this screenshot.
These are. These are Izuku’s classmates. The ones pursuing the hero track. Somehow the series’ world-building just glosses over the fact that ¾ of the quirked populace has stupid fucking quirks. That seems important. That’s a big fucking deal. Like Horikoshi could only draw so many background characters before going “fuck it, he’s got fucking stretchy fingers that’s his fucking quirk”.
That fucker in the middle. That fucking stupid snail-boy. What’s he gonna do? Is he gonna spy on villains by looking over a wall that’s one foot taller than he is? “Oh shit boss, he’s looking above eye-level, we’re screwed now boss” It’s called a ladder shit-idiot. Like?? Fuck?! Snail-boy here’s gonna just, make some fucking bolas with his eyeballs? Gonna fucking lasso some villains with his bolas-fucking eyes, this stupid motherfucker? I could punch snail boy in his bitch mouth and I don’t have a quirk.
LIKE
THEY TAKE THE PISS OUTTA IZUKU FOR HAVING DREAMS OF HERO-DOM WHILE BEING QUIRKLESS. LIKE HE’S THE ONLY FUCKER IN THE CLASS NOT CUT OUT FOR THE JOB.
BUT EVERYONE ELSE HAS “WONDERFUL QUIRKS”
THIS STUPID MOTHER FUCKER DOESNT HAVE SILLY PUTTY EYEBALLS GUESS HE CAN’T FUCKING SAVE PEOPLE.
I just love how nobody talks about this movie and this epic scene.
I really do wonder what was that meeting like when discussing on having this scene added to this movie
How to CGI greatness probably
I remember seeing this in theaters and all of us were laughing well into the next scene
That character is voiced by Robin Williams in a movie that also has Ewan McGregor and Mel Brooks.
Robots was a pretty good Blue Sky movie and why did people sleep on this?
It was ahead of its time, I fear. (aka, because adults realized it was about how capitalism is toxic and kills innovation, they stopped promoting it.)
What’s the worst advice you’ve received in your life?
My careers advisor in high school.
When I said “I think I want to do something with computers” she said “have you heard of Microsoft?”
Then she wrote Microsoft on a piece of paper and slid it across the table and that was my careers interview over.
Dark C-3PO show me the forbidden protocols
Verizon is leaving the engine of internet culture to sputter and die, and its communities to scramble for a new home.
The Vox article that I was interviewed for is up and running, and it contains some serious fuckign information about this whole fiasco.
Information that tumblr just straight up refused to provide to its userbase at all.
Unsurprisingly to those of us watching this website deteriorate over the last year, this full content purge and ban has been in progress for a solid 6 months. The date got moved up because of the child porn thing, but it was always coming for us.
Equally unsurprising: Tumblr’s management and ownership are absolutely destroying the actual staff working on it. The company has been hemoragghing senior staff without so much as a token attempt to keep them in place. So the drops in site quality are real, and wil probably only be getting worse.
Truly astonishing is the fact that apparently this crap was supposed to “double” the userbase by the end of next year. Boy, howdy, that’s not gonna work out well for them.
good luck with your plan to sell ads targeting a user base that doesn’t exist any more, @staff.
@staff @support you may want to read this. No one seems to think this nsfw ban move is a good thing. Your credibility is circling the drain at this point.
This has all been done in such a tragically stupid fashion. And it makes it worse that they actually planned it for six months before initiating it.
The Vox piece doesn’t even really portray the extent of the devastation. They’ve broken this website for ALL of their users.
What animal power would you want
When folks post about funny software changelogs it’s usually, like, Minecraft or Dwarf Fortress, but some of the best examples I’ve ever seen have come from Counterfeit Monkey.
In a nutshell, it’s a piece of interactive fiction (or a text adventure, if you’re old school) whose gimmick revolves around using various magic devices to add, delete, or rearrange letters in the names of objects in the game world, thus transforming them into the object(s) so named. As you can image, the possible outcomes get pretty esoteric, especially once you figure out how to disable the safeties and anagram intangibles and abstractions.
A few personal favourites include:
The bartender will no longer paddle the musical piece.
Gelling the tub is now allowed.
Adds a WINNER LOGO CHOCOLATE to be the singular of the same object, and a HOOTING OWL CONCEALER as its anagram.
Makes children cry when you break the hanging figure with the severed arm.
Adds BROKEN COMPONENT and CEMENT PORNO KNOB as products of the BROKEN COMPONENTS.
Always describe new letter-transformed creations when we haven’t seen them before. Previously, the player would sometimes never get to see the descriptions of things that instantly killed them.
If you don’t like “spirit animal”
Some people feel uncomfortable using “spirit animal” so I offer you a replacement: fylgje
It means “companion” and they are protective spirits of individuals or families in Norse mythology. They’re usually animals or mythological creatures who occasionally take the shape of women. Other people might see a person’s fylgje while the person sleeps.
The animal is symbolic of the person they protect, so a big strong guy or a protective mother might have a bear, and a clever person a fox and so on.
Fylgje and Companion Animal isn’t as catchy as Spirit Animal but it’s an option. The only thing you have to do to be respectful of Norse culture is to never ever make your fylgje a horse. Horses are sacred to the gods. Besides that, have fun.
I just watched some guys in my homeroom completely ignore the national anthem and pledge of allegiance to watch Drake & Josh on one of their phones
The America I know
direct action
my weirdest hobby is re-creating memes in html so i have a crisp, HQ version of them to use and edit whenever i need
you’re doing god’s work here
meme restoration. my hobby is called meme restoration
i know this thumbnail is going around tumblr as some sort of “is she gonna make fun of sexualities or something??” but actually no she delves into the meme and tries to understand the story of where the whole rabies thing came from. her channel is actually really great and her “tumblr deep dive” series is a really interesting way to look into the different communities that exist within tumblr and trying to understand why they exist. she also calls out the problematic and toxic ones like terfs and incels, so I recommend checking out her channel. shes a cool plant lesbian who loves obscure sci-fi if all that didn’t convince you
Shes a very nice lesbian who hates TERFs I recommend y'all subscribe to her YouTube channel
boom click the sound of my dick
when I masturbate it sounds like a microwave door slamming rapidly over and over so this post is a mood
THE BEAT GOES ON AND ON AND ON AND ON
