Just A Guy

There is a worm in your veins. Me. I am that worm. I am worming you & there is nothing u can do to stop me.

[northstarstate-loverboy]

Worms (possibly on a string)

here you go tumblr take some worms i drew whilst absolutely stoned :D

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2026 TUMBLR WHITENESS CENSUS

There are SIX questions total in reblogs, the end will be marked by large green text. If you don’t see all six, check reblogs and grab the version with the ending note.

1/6 - Do you identify as some flavor of white?

White

Non-white

Only considered white outside of imperial core

Insecure Mixed Person externalizing my family racial issues here

Voting ended on22m

Answers amended from the 2025 census based on feedback. If you’re mixed, choose what feels right to you I’m not here to do phrenology or paper bag test you but don’t make it my problem either. When in doubt, ask yourself: would the whites kill you too in the race war?

This census is US-centric because so is tumblr, unfortunately. This poll is also starting with a heavy Black/racialized bias due to my personal followers. The main point of this census is to see how white-dominant the site is currently compared to prior years, as well

For the purpose of this census, Imperial Core will be defined as the following: United States, Canada, Australia, Aotearoa, basically all of Western Europe, Japan, and Israel. If you want to argue about any of these designations, too bad maybe they should stop colonizing.

Reblog from question 6/6 below!

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2/6 So is you Black or nah?

Ye

Nah

Insecure Mixed Person externalizing my family racial issues here

Not considered Black in my country, but considered Black elsewhere

Voting ended on21m

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3/6 How about trans?

Transfemme

Transmasc

Non-binary/Genderfluid/related but TMA*

Non-binary/Genderfluid/related but TME*

Non-binary but don’t consider yourself trans

Agender

Two-Spirit

Otherwise cultural gender (please share I wanna know!!)

Other not listed

Cisgender

Voting ended on12m

Note for clarification:

*For those who don’t know, TMA means transmisogyny affected (such as trans women, some non-binary people, etc.) whereas TME means transmisogyny exempt (Cis men, cis women, transmasculine individuals, etc). If you want to ask for clarification for which applies to you for the purposes of this poll, feel free to ask and I’ll try to reply, but if you try to argue or quibble about the terms themselves, I’ll block you.

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4/6 Are you currently inside or outside the imperial core? (Defined in first post)

Imperial core

Semiperiphery

Periphery

Immigrated to imperial core from outside of it

Other/Complicated

Voting ended on8m

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5/6 How many Black people would *actually* call YOU their friend? Online counts.

I’m non-Black, 0

I’m non-Black, 1-2

I’m non-Black, 1-2 but I have <8 friends

I’m non-Black, 3-6

I’m non-Black, 7+

I’m Black, 0

I’m Black, 1-2

I’m Black, 1-2 but I have <8 friends

I’m Black, 3-6

I’m Black, 7+

I have less than 3 friends total.

Voting ended on4m

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6/6! How many TMA* (Transfemme, some non-binary, etc.) people would *actually* call YOU their friend?

I’m TME, 0

I’m TME, 1-2

I’m TME, 1-2 but I have <8 friends

I’m TME, 3-6

I’m TME, 7+

I’m TMA, 0

I’m TMA, 1-2

I’m TMA, 1-2 but I have <8 friends

I’m TMA, 3-6

I’m TMA, 7+

I have less than 3 friends total

Remaining time: 1 minute

*For those who don’t know, TMA means transmisogyny affected (such as trans women, some non-binary people, etc.) whereas TME means transmisogyny exempt (Cis men, cis women, transmasculine individuals, etc). If you want to ask for clarification for which applies to you for the purposes of this poll, feel free to ask and I’ll try to reply, but if you try to argue or quibble about the terms themselves, I’ll block you.

THIS IS THE END! Please reblog for bigger sample pool 💖🙏🏽

[deadbeatdiabolist]

i wasnt gonna cause the past couple months have been pretty shitty and the reference thing was really weird buttttt. i can do little a art fight. as a treat. @justaguydoingmanlythings character Declan <3 <3 ^_^

[octoberended]

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[crimmsonflower]

Looking to get into punkflower? Well here are the fics that got me into punkflower despite me not giving a fuck about the ship beforehand!

Apt203 U Loud ASF by Catgece

It's a really cute no powers au. Miles is just a tired student who's trying to go to sleep but Hobie is his musician neighbour who practices during the middle of the night. How does Miles respond? By confronting Hobie in the most non-confrontational way he could, aka the wifi. Straight up was reading this by a campfire during a camp trip.

You fell first But I fell Harder (But then you fell faster) by ImagineGeese

OOHHH, THIS ONE FUCKED ME UP. it's so tragic and the fic concept itself just fucks me uppppp. The re-use of Hobie's iconic line in ATSP, eeurrrhhhh, please I'm going to lose it. That re-contextualization is everything omggg. Just the read the description and I think the prompt will draw you in.

Boy Kisser by bootleg_exe

Longest fic in this rec list so it's going to have more of of an overarching plot. Hobies makes a bet with Gwen to try and get her to confess to Miles but then gains an unexpected crush.

Miles' Totally Real International Boyfriend by Nefarious_Matchbox

I love the Canadian boyfriend trope and even though Hobie is British this fic still falls within that trope-house. It's really fun to see how Mile's classmates see him and the interpretation of his spiderman shenanigans without people knowing his other identity. You don't often see fics in which you only see a civilian miles (the beauty of outsider-povs!), at least I haven't seen a lot. This shit's bloody hilarious, we love to see Hoby be effortlessly cool.

[micahdotgov]

slimy to the moon

[justaguydoingmanlythings]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Calling all punkflower fans to come read this. This one’s my favorite so far, the writing is very good and it felt very in character.

[drenched-in-sunlight]

favouritism.

[justaguydoingmanlythings]

Havn’t watched Spiderverse since it came out like 3 years ago (11/10 movie btw, no notes, actually the sickest shit I’ve ever seen in my life) but I randomly woke up yesterday and was like “oh my god, he turns PINK whenever he’s around Miles. That’s gay as hell”

[spider-maw]

i get that miles being sheltered to punk culture/ideas is an easy assumption, considering his parents' attitude towards gwen, but like. i really really want to pose to you all miles morales the graffiti artist, who's incredibly aware that his dad wouldn't defend him if he was arrested, but still believes in and makes public art. miles morales the black scholarship kid at a predominantly white school that treats him in equal turns like a snowflake, a loose cannon and a charity case, who in one of the novels gets suspended for calling out & starting a protest against his racist history teacher. miles morales who in that same novel gave his own cash to a pickpocket he had to stop after giving him a chance to surrender. miles morales who keeps getting told to shut up & back down but doesn't, even if it's "for his own good". miles morales who after being told he'd never fit into a system that should've helped him said "then fuck your system" and electrocuted the leader.

miles morales might not be punk aesthetically, but he gets it. he gets it more than a lot of so-called "punks" do.

[asha-mage]

Okay but how funny would a ITSV au where Hobie was the one pulled into Miles dimension instead of Gwen be?

He shows up at Visions Academy, steals a uniform and immediately begins arguing with teachers about the classist nature of private education and the voucher system, but he's so smart and well read that no one ever figures out he's technically not enrolled at the Academy. Meanwhile Miles immediately starts crushing on this cool punk rock rebel who defies expectations but can't work up the courage to go up and say high.

Miles tries the shoulder touch, Hobie flirts back, and Miles turns invisible on the spot.

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Just posted a new original work! This one is pretty dark so proceed with caution ⚠️

[buglogy]

Addiction

[prettyupsetnerd]

gothweeb warriors rise up!!!!!!

[kiisaes]

she's so pretty though...

[lemorgo]

Some angsty thing nobody asked for

[nomotakitosha]

Maibo designs