Just a Little Sapling...

I don't even know what I'm doing...

[roycohns]

starting a collection. pierre talking to natasha in war and peace

[roycohns]

additions

[cuunos]

another addition

[urhokarila]

Jesus christ, I wish to just one day be this pinnacle of wit, horniness, and sacrilege.

[threetrenchcoatsinatrenchcoat]

how dare you leave this in the tags @choirstud: #this is like so close to being a hozier song

[david]

[designpatternpirate]

(via david)

This is the oldest undeleted Post on Tumblr, posted October 24th, 2006. It has a Post ID of 53, so technically it was the 53rd Post ever created.

[designpatternpirate]

And this is the second oldest Post on Tumblr right now:

🤔🤔🤔

Source

[prettyinpinkcatgamer]

I was two years old when this was posted holy shit

[inthesensethat-deactivated20240]

[gatheringkeepsakes]

[slopaganda]

"what about gay rights in palestine" "what about womens rights in palestine" idk maybe they can work on that once they get Being Alive In Their Homes Rights

[ramyeongif]

ADHD

[prof-grace-aspen]

of course i have a praise kink, i'm a burnt out former gifted child.

[queenstylinsxn]

Reblog if you’re bisexual, support bisexual people or are actually a bunch of tiny velociraptors in a human suit

[emswift]

ho ho holy shit it’s december first (1st)

[easyvirgin-deactivated20160413]

happy Thursday the 20th

[askjennaflorida]

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

[mx-mythical-deactivated20260319]

next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th

August 2015

October 2016

April 2017

July 2017

September 2018

December 2018

June 2019

February 2020

August 2020

You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years

[itsquietinsantafe2]

TODAY

[spotty-bee]

Heritage post

[maryellencarter]

Is anyone else mildly unsettled by the implication that this is going to be the last Thursday the 20th

[gallusrostromegalus]

Don’t worry, here’s the next 5 Years of Thursday the 20ths!

May 2021

January 2022 October 2022

April 2023 July 2023

June 2024

and THREE thurday the 20ths in 2025 with:

February 2025

March 2025

November 2025

[theoneandonlyredrobin]

This is the only Thursday the 20th? This year?

[krystal-prisms]

Happy Thursday the 20th

[aroseforno-one-deactivated20221]

sorry i forgot to reply i dont feel fucking alive

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[tumblgang]

She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time

Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS

I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

[skuubasally]

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

[luckytaters]

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

[saudadesinfinitas-deactivated20]

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

[drayaintshit-deactivated2019030]

☝🏾😂

[callmedeku24]

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

[emeraldmercury]

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

[haiku-robot]

idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

[jacobmick]

Because wise, I am.

[seymonecristina]

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

[blackgirlart]

2 million people aren’t wrong

[thomasthetwinkengine]

I’m offended that there are people who don’t know about Madame Zeroni, mostly because it makes me feel old

[hiddenblaze-blog]

I aont gonna deal with that shit

[creepychippy]

[endmii87-deactivated20250421]

Hell na

[transformationloveb]

Well heck

[sinnahsaint]

[kuromilesbian-deactivated202205]

Me after a long day of being a stupid bitch

[thatsthat24]

Valentine’s Day Energy 💗

[rodnt]

*walks past a group of men* wow the ground is so interesting the floor is facisnating…love dirt and also concrete…sidewalks amaze me

[democrips]

fake conversations in your head of you venting to someone

[blandyblaugh-deactivated2018121]

working through trauma by yelling at no one while driving alone

[dandelionpuppy]

validating yourself by imagining situations where bad things happen to people and you save them

[solarpunksoftie]

reinforcing trust in your loved ones by imagining situations where bad things happen to you and they save you

[galaxies-of-apple-trees]

Explaining things to your therapist in an imaginary session

[musicalsarecrack]

students: *not sticking to the status quo*

the entire cafeteria: