Random Writing Stuff

Hey there! Just an aspiring writer posting some random writing shit that comes to my head. Expect tips, things I've written, and probably some random thoughts I get at 3 AM :)

[justananimedork]

Hero: *walks into secret lair* Aha! I’ve found you, foul villain!

Me: *spins around in chair*

Hero: It’s time you get what’s coming to you!

Me: *picks up teacup, tea bag, and kettle full of boiling hot water*

Hero: Your plans of world domination... will never... succeed...

Me: *puts tea bag into tea cup*

Me: *pours boiling water into the tea cup*

Hero: what are you doing

Me: *puts down tea kettle*

Me: *looks hero in the eye*

Me: *chugs boiling tea*

Hero: *crying* what the fuck

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Not a dream

This guy from uni hit me up and started hitting on me and he kept telling me that I have such an innocent look to me and look way younger and that he thought I was 19 tops (he is 23 and I am 25 actually) which immediately gave me a bad vibe, long story short he followed me on Insta and we kept chatting there and then he randomly attacked me about having a public IG profile and not being bothered about having 3k followers, most of which I don't know personally, and when I kept telling him it really wasn't a problem for me and that I like my followers and 3k wasn't that much to begin with, he hit me with a "you're way different than I thought," and said stuff like he guesses that I am not as innocent as he thought (wtf dude) and that he doesn't approve of the content I post ?????? and doesnt't see a point of the two of us talking anymore??? like, okay creep, I'd rather not be talking to you either and I was just being polite to you but insulting my followers who have never done anything wrong to you and have been nothing but nice, respectful and supportive to me??? Fuck off

not to mention that this is what he deemed to be my scandalous posts

[one-time-i-dreamt]

You know what this post caused? An avalanche!

13,000 of you followed me there out of pure spite. I got brave enough and revealed I run this blog to IRL people. It went well, though I am still nervous about it.

And as you can tell, I am still so scandalous!

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I LOVE YOU ALL SOOOOO MUCH

[fudge-101]

YESSSSSSSSSSS FOR THE CREATOR OF GRONY FANFICS!!!

[one-time-i-dreamt]

W-what

[ametsunami]

Did you just call one time I dreamt gaud

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I AM SO CONFUSED

[stopwatch-anon]

(Are you confused about being mistaken for gaud or grony fanfic?)

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Both and also, somebody once told me that 'grony' stands for "gay brony" and all this time I thought... I must... I seem to actually not know what this grony thing is 🥲

[fionn-o-nassus]

Apparently "Grony" refers to shipping the Grinch and Tony the Tiger.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

WHAT

[kori-808-deactivated20240429]

I think the Grony ship is based on the fact that the guy who voiced Tony the Tiger, also sang "You're a mean one, Mr.Ginch. " in How the the Grinch Stole Christmas and it became head cannon that it actually was a break up song. @one-time-i-dreamt

[moccpan]

I'll just add that one time somebody submitted it as their homework and a nun was forced to read it

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I think my world is spinning

[gloomba331-deactivated20211002]

now you know how the rest of us feel when we don’t see the blog title

[acrobaticcatfeline]

Oh god the world's colliding I'm so sorry you had to find out like this

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I'd just like to clarify that I do know who @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses is, I've seen their posts around and they made me laugh plenty of times, but I've never heard of... Grony

[and-so-it-endsss]

This happened bc you showed your face in this post.

Everytime one of your posts involves your face in some way, everything goes chaotic real fast.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Hey, at least I'm not being called an android, a hard boiled leg, nor are people weirded out by my fingers or thirsting over my feet! I consider this a win.

[mynameishazard]

...have people been called hard boiled legs on here before?!?

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I MEANT TO SAY EGG

[justananimedork]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

in the book of ezekiel, angels are described as eyes on their wings. sound familiar?

so what i want to know is what the hell type of predator was preying on biblical angels to make them evolve eyespots

[gay-time-traveler]

T’be fair, humans attempted to assault angels in the bibble, so there is that.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

and given the opportunity I would absolutely attempt to swat an angel with a fly swatter, it’s basic human instinct

[justananimedork]

op how big are your fly swatters?

[justananimedork]

Dear everyone,

*you’re

[justananimedork]

Hi! I just figured I’d share one of my tips for overcoming writer’s block because sometimes, writer’s block is the most annoying thing ever.

So what I’ve found is, if you’re really, really stuck, look up a list of uncommonly used words, like ellipsism, which is described as “a sense of sadness one experiences when realizing that one won't live to see the future”, and write a sentence around it.

Example: As my vision darkened, I developed an overwhelming sense of ellipsism.

Good. Now you have a sentence. Now all you have to do is write a few more sentences around it, and you have a short story.

Example: The gunshot echoed through the dark hallway. I clutched my side, warm blood spilling through my fingers. The world seemed to move in slow motion as I sunk to the ground, in pain and unable to stand. As my vision darkened, I developed an overwhelming sense of ellipsism. I winced in pain. I could hear footsteps coming from behind me, but I couldn’t look to see who it was. There was a small pinching sensation as someone stuck a syringe in my arm and emptied it in one smooth motion.

“Shhhh, it’s alright,” said a deep voice from above me. “It’ll all be over soon, I promise.” I knew the voice was the voice of an enemy, someone I couldn’t trust at any cost, but it was soothing now, calming almost.

“That sedative I gave you should kick in soon.” I heard the voice say. I heated up with anger again, remembering that this man was my enemy, and that he had done so, so many horrible things. I struggled to stay conscious as the drug started to take hold.

“Don’t fight it,” said the voice. It calmed me down again, this deep, soothing voice. “Just give in to the exhaustion. You’re so tired, aren’t you?” I was.

“Just let the sedative do its job. It feels so much better to just give in, now doesn’t it? It feels so much better to do what I tell you to than to fight, doesn’t it?”

My muscles relaxed. The voice was right. This felt so good. I wanted more of this wonderful feeling, this absolute bliss that came from doing what I was told to do. I started to slip into unconsciousness, feeling better and better by the second. Everything would be okay.

After all, I could trust him.

Couldn’t I?

Goodness. That went a lot darker than i thought it would. I’m starting to think I did this just to show off my writing skills lol. Anyway, I hope this was helpful! Feel free to tell me your tips for overcoming writer’s block, or just advice to help me get better. Thanks for sticking around! :)