AnarchistMagpie

road to el Dorado concluded. he/they

[herowyn]

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[vintagewildlife]

"I can't believe humans would hunt the thylacine to extinction, humans are fundamentally evil" Hey, did you know that extinction was long thought to be impossible, and within 50 years of humans realizing that extinction via overhunting was a possibility it practically stopped happening? Did you know that humans are so desperate to prevent more losses that they're funneling millions of collective hours and billions of euros into helping other species? Hours and euros that could be spent on humans, and species on whom humanity's own survival does not depend? Did you know that due to an accidental introduction of rats, the Lord Howe Island stick insect population was brought down to 24 individuals and now there are tens of thousands of them?

This bug. This bug that, to most humans, is utterly useless, relatively gross, and completely foreign. Humans saved it because humans do not want to cause another extinction ever again if they can avoid it.

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[ninjagofan26]

YOU CAN ONLY REBLOG THIS ONCE A YEAR

[siowdreams]

ive had this queued for exactly one year

[daysleftofsecondterm]

944 days left

[foeofcolor]

Only day you can rb this

[foeofcolor]

This post is like a fucking rosetta stone I've had the same theme song tagged in at least 6 languages so far

[daysleftofsecondterm]

962 days left

[betterbemeta]

Jedi-isms

What Jedi say: Emotions lead down a dark path.

What Jedi mean: Calm your tits before you hurt somebody.

What Jedi say: The Force shall reveal the time for action.

What Jedi mean: Nah.

What Jedi say: I sense darkness in you.

What Jedi mean: Hey, asshole.

What Jedi say: The Force works in mysterious ways.

What Jedi mean: That’s the worst question I’ve ever heard.

What Jedi say: I will meditate on your words.

What Jedi mean: Go fuck yourself.

[happytroopers]

Clones have this in their reg manuals.

[the-stars-are-warring]

Addendum by Commander Cody;

What Jedi Say: All is as the force wills it

What Jedi Mean: I don’t even fucking know man. No one died tho so it’s probably fine.

Addendum by Captain Rex;

What Jedi say: Use the Force

What Jedi mean: Y E E T

Addendum by Commander Gree

What Jedi Say: The path ahead of you is clouded

What Jedi Mean; Good luck dipshit

[c-m-li]

What Jedi say: I sense a disturbance in the Force.

What Jedi mean: Don’t get too comfy because everything that can go wrong is about to go wrong.

[crc-jedi-knight-serushna]

@foreverchangingfandomsao3

[dukeoftheblackstar]

What Jedi say: May the force be with you.

What Jedi mean: I know you’re about to do something foolish and I’m torn between saying ‘get rekt’ or ‘get it’. Either way, Imma just vibe on the side.

[veny-many]

What Jedi say: May the force be with us all.

What Jedi means: We’re fucked. Better wish for miracle or something.

[astertale-melody]

@blackkatmagic

[otherpeoplescreativity]

My rule going forward is that when I find more additions to this thread, and/or a different fork, I update the side panel in our gaming group’s Article Inspired By Y'all – including citation summary! – and then I have to also work on at least one subsection of the document for at least twenty minutes.

So thank you all not only for The Great, but also for making me write!

my adaptation, still clearly in draft mode:

Gar Internal Memo 11879367

the other fork I’ve previously cited:

as seen on June 9th, 2024

If anyone wants to assign me chores by linking me another fork, i acknowledge that I am setting up Future Me for this.

[ramqiu]

the upgraded xenonite suit was invented shortly after

inspired by this tweet

[itsgonnabeoak]

is this anything

[ahmnorhein-zkn]

Repost, now do your honors.

[important-animal-images]

[theoutcastrogue]

[geigergearz]

I showed them to my mom once and she pointed at the kitten and said “petty theft” and pointed to the big cat and said “grand larceny”

[themythicalcodfish]

let’s burgle with mama

[justananxiousmagpie]

cat burglar

[varchaiiart]

relistening to the audiobook and got inspired!

[catchymemes]

[link-the-feral-anon]

When you remember the anti-vax movement

[burger-prince]

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[chaser]

Boss is asleep, cannot stop me from frogposting

[chaser]

First like and this has already found its intended audience

[chaser]

uh oh

[itsmyturnonthegender]

[the-gay-goblin]

Only day you can reblog this

[vigilantsycamore]

Next time you can reblog will be on 26th January 2025

[daysleftofsecondterm]

1,000 days left

[satan-offical]

I'm so mad I think I'm going to help increase the trout population

[satan-offical]

Good job. It's at 10k. You happy now? Are you fucking happy?

[1kit]

No. at least 100k notes must be shown of your Trout Buggery

[satan-offical]

To be completely honest I don't believe you can get this to 100k notes

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Guys we have to get this to 100k, I believe in us

[i-put-the-hyper-in-hyperfixated]

Tip: if boiling oil hisses at you, hiss back! this helps assert your dominance over it.

[i-put-the-hyper-in-hyperfixated]

please no i hate this post. please no

[i-put-the-hyper-in-hyperfixated]

to all of you just silently reblogging from this specific thread, you’re going straight to hell. or gay to hell

[musicguyworm]

what about ace to hell

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Going undefined queer to hell

[tribblefarmer]

The Artemis II images are making me emotional for a lot of reasons but one of them is:

[chongoblog]

ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

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[chongoblog]

HAPPY BIG TWENTY NEIL