it's easy to be a saint in paradise

jordan / a hot mess / mid 20s / queer / disabled / they or xe

[shutupmerlin]

A series of events:

1. I put in an Annual Leave request form almost 3 weeks ago and my boss has not approved it yet

2. I went into my office today and replaced every single writing utensil with crayons in preparation for April Fools Day on Monday

3. Whilst searching for pens to remove, I found my unsigned Annual Leave form in my boss’s drawer

4. I placed my unsigned Annual Leave form in a photo frame and put in on his desk

5. The frame I used was from a photo of his kids that I deemed less important than my Leave form

6. My boss sometimes goes into the office on Saturdays to work

7.

[omar-little]

[kill bill sirens]

[olincino]

#when you’re the side piece and you accidentally run up on your man while he’s with his wife and your life flashes before your eyes ( @gaysails )

[awwww-cute]

[guy]

that glow tho

[hundondestiny]

Can these directors please learn to use dark palettes without making all the details in the shots imperceiveable? I can’t fucking see!!!

[vivaciousarcanist]

the characters: go into a darker room me:

[babyanimalgifs]

You don’t see these everyday

[everythingfox]

Cattitude

[valtsv]

me online: *will talk everyone’s ear off about my interests given the slightest chance*

person i know irl: so what are your interests/hobbies?

me:

[lordsexmachine]

[cramulus]

[amarakaran]

[libraford]

Computer’s busted tonight, getting some stuff off my mind.

[libraford]

I like how so many of you just like… knew that this was about Butch Hartman. 

[end0skeletal]

Scottish Landscape by David Martinez Lombardia

From the photographer: “Cuentan las leyendas escocesas que en este lugar habitan desde hace siglos las hadas…”

Translation: Scottish legends say that fairies have lived in this place for centuries.

[tempxo]

my dumbass making a list of all the productive things I’m gonna do but know full well I’m not going to do any of it

[bookofoctober-deactivated201908]

Wernigerode, Germany. Photo by Tomy

[bipirate]

i think one of the most interesting things is how, ever since the 19th century, the gothic has become almost synonymous with dark and eerie things, vampires and the like. artists and writers in the 19th century looked at those old and grimy buildings and were like, hell yeah, spooky shit. but it becomes even more interesting when you realise that those dark and grimy buildings weren’t dark or grimy at all when they were built; that darkness comes from years and years of smoke from candles and other grime building up. look at this picture from the restoration of the cathedral of chartres:

how fucking cool is this? so not only are those dark and creepy gothic stories from the 19th century just a fiction of the imagination of 19th century edge lords, but the actual medieval cathedrals were light and colourful. it makes you think about what age in history really deserves the term ‘the dark ages’, huh

[relationshipcrimes]

not to tell people what to do but as someone who’s been in fandom since i was like twelve, i promise that the only good fandom experience involves limiting your friend circle to, like, seven people. when you’re in a city, you don’t make friends with every douchebag on the street. stringently vet the people who are allowed to influence you. in an age of people and companies constantly demanding your attention and energy, your happiness will grow best like flowers in a greenhouse in a terrible city; a contained, curated space allows happiness to flourish. keep it small and don’t be sorry to tell people to stay the fuck out of your greenhouse.

[relationshipcrimes]

you get it

[lunacyiero]

anyone else ever daydream for 6 hours straight and then after ur just like nah let’s scrap that and do it all again but slightly to the left

[astudyingreer]

my brain: *out of breath* Was that good?!

Me in a beret, taking a long draft from a cigarette and leaning back in my director’s chair: once again, from the top, this time with feeling