meh

Brendon - Totally not @cursedryanseaman

[yuri-alexseygaybitch]

Really the main problem is politicians have forgotten they can be killed

[vaporize-employers]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

[jenny-dreadful]

[pfaugh]

(cr: @neilisbored)

[justanothertypo]

HI @ YOU FUCKS WHO THINK BPD AND AUTISM CONTRIBUTE TO GENDER IDENTITY AND SEXUALITY:

MY DISABILITY IS NOT YOUR IDENTITY

[justanothertypo]

Hey every so often this post will get reblogged again and every time I forget that it even still exists. This post was made multiple years ago, at a time in my life where i was personally friends with Kalvin Garrah and was involved in his whole transmedicalist cult he fronted. My views on trans identity were very much defined by him and transmedicalism and are not at all alligned with what i truly believe. Nobody has the right to police anyone elses identity. No one has the right to say that someone else is faking, or is lying, or is a "transtrender" or whatever stupid fucking name they want to call it. Nobody has the right to say that the way your expirence gender is fake or impossible. Nobody has the right to tell you how to express your identity, and no one has the right to say that your expression is wrong. Transmedicalism genuinely destroyed my mental health as a teen because I was so caught up with trying to "pass" and portray myself as a transman, while actively denying the fact that i was nonbinary because I internalized the idea that that identity isn't "valid". I'm sorry to anyone else that was hurt by Kalvin, transmedicalism, or any rhetoric I had spread.

[justanothertypo]

HI @ YOU FUCKS WHO THINK BPD AND AUTISM CONTRIBUTE TO GENDER IDENTITY AND SEXUALITY:

MY DISABILITY IS NOT YOUR IDENTITY

[scourge-liker]

as someone who has autism AND bpd (borderline personality disorder) (bpd is for borderline not bipolar omg) it 100% contributes to my gender and sexuality. stop policing others identities smh just focus on whats true for you. my disabilities are my identity

[justanothertypo]

Hey yeah i absolutely agree with you. The original post is multiple years old at this point, and was made at the time where i was friends with Kalvin Garrah and had been dragged into the whole transmedicalist cult he fronted. Most of those old posts are deleted, but a few are still hanging around.

No one has the right to police or try to invalidate your identity. There is no right or wrong way to be transgender. There is no wrong way to express your gender identity.

[kaijuno]

We live in the cursed timeline

[professorsparklepants]

No, we lived in the blessed timeline, because the creator of a harmless webcomic character that got turned into a meme sued the shit out of neo-nazis for appropriating his art and using it to recruit kids to their fucked up ideology.

[mcyt-cats]

patches update

[night-and-dae-deactivated202107]

Tubbo really pulled out his manipulate, mansplain, malewife vibe for this one, huh 

[thesmpisonfire]

theyre best friends ur honor

[headspace-hotel]

So I wanted to know what kind of crystal could go in a wizard staff, right? so I googled “big crystal,” as one does, and got an Etsy ad for This

And as you all know I Am currently taking a geology class, so I am probably more emotionally invested in minerals than usual. But that is...very obviously not a natural crystal.

So I did some looking around on Etsy.

Now, these shops all seem to advertise to the “witchy”/“spiritual healing” type of person. And there are a lot of them. Crystals are a Big Thing on Etsy. And ALMOST ALL of them are obviously artificially cut into the same sort of prism with a triangular pyramid top, regardless of the actual sort of crystal it is supposed to be.

Even like, fucking, obsidian. Obsidian is volcanic glass, it doesn’t form crystals at all, it is not a crystal

I’m not throwing any shade at people who are into crystals for like witchy reasons, but it really seems like if crystals are spiritually important to you, you should know what a crystal is...right...?

[headspace-hotel]

So there I am. Caught in the helpless anger and distaste of looking at geologically inaccurate Etsy crystals.

And as I scroll, I start to see items in...interesting shapes:

“Oh,” I think to myself. “Oh no.”

But it is too late. I have heard the siren’s song, singing to me of knowledge that will destroy me, but that I cannot help but seek.

These...elongated objects are almost always ambiguously described as “massage wands,” “crystal healing wands,” and other such innocuous things. The egg-shaped objects are, um, “yoni eggs.”

...Right. Okay.

Maintain the youthfulness of my sacred organ.

IT’S A SEX TOY. SAY IT. BITCH, IT’S A SEX TOY, IT’S OKAY, SERIOUSLY, THERE’S NO SHAME IN IT, SAY IT WITH PRIDE, SAY IT WITH YOUR CHEST,

OKAY.

Okay. I’m good. I’m fine.

Actually, you know what, never mind. There is shame in this and I want it to be never acknowledged again.

Additionally, I am not fine.

Why the fuck are there so many of these—

At this point I stop and start googling.

Now, Selenite is the crystalline form of gypsum. It is also known as satin spar. Selenite is brittle and breaks easily, and has a Mohs hardness scale of 2.

For those unfamiliar with the Mohs hardness scale, a mineral with a hardness of 2 is soft enough that it can be easily scratched with a fingernail. It also is dissolved by moisture.

NO. DON’T PUT THAT IN YOUR BODY???? DON’T PUT THE GYPSUM, WHICH HAS A MOHS HARDNESS SCALE OF 2, IS BRITTLE AND BREAKS EASILY, AND IS WATER SOLUBLE, INSIDE YOUR LITERAL ACTUAL VAGINA??????????

I try to reassure myself with the fact that these things are probably not actually selenite, because making a dildo out of such a soft mineral in the first place would be very difficult. Having seen fluorite before, I feel pretty certain that the fluorite yoni eggs are probably actually just glass.

I google fluorite.

Okay.

Further exploring online shows me that fluorite is soluble in various strong acids.

Some guys on a forum in 2004 have strong contradictory opinions on this.

(I google the pH of the vagina.)

I don’t understand how pH works. I give up on the solubility question and google the toxicity of fluorite:

I now know at least one orifice fluorite does not go inside.

Science.

[headspace-hotel]

No, dear followers, my journey did not end here.

I have opened Pandora’s box, except Pandora’s box is filled with minerals God did not intend to be anywhere near the vagina carved into the shape of dildos. Etsy is advertising me sex toys I wish I could forget.

And vaginal steam herbs.

It seems that there is potentially a correlation between wanting to steam your vagina and wanting to put rocks in it. I know, groundbreaking discovery.

Okay, so we’re talking therapy substitute therapy substitute.

(I begin to think about how desperately we need universal health care. Maybe I just need someone, something, to blame.)

At this point, I realize that I haven’t done any googling on whether dildos made of rocks are a good idea at all. So, very tentatively, as if typing it more slowly will make it any less observed by the FBI, I google whether quartz should be used...internally.

First result that pops up:

That’s, uh. That’s reassuring.

I decide I’m incapable of unpacking this particular suitcase.

There are, of course, a small handful of articles debating the safety of rose quartz sex toys. But I’m getting the feeling that this is not a normal question to have in the first place. I close the tab with little relief.

Etsy is still enthusiastically recommending me things that hurt me psychologically.

...pleasure chalk?

How can I describe the fear that this image struck in me, reader?

Pleasure Chalk? What could that be?

Is knowing worse, or is not knowing? I scarcely have a choice:

I check in with my emotions.

Is this relief? Am I relieved that they are eating the dirt instead of fucking it? One review complains about the taste. I don’t know what they expected.

I try in vain to struggle against the tide, to return to the relatively normal side of Etsy. I begin to resent, no, hate, these deceptively aesthetically pleasing hippie shops eagerly spreading medical misinformation and things as yet unknown.

This, unlike the other “crystals” I have shown, appears to show naturally grown crystals. They are, of course, quartz crystals, and $45 comes off as extremely overpriced. I have a quartz crystal I got for a dollar at an Eastern Kentucky rock festival, about the size and quality of the ones in the photo.

Quartz is the most common mineral in the Earth’s crust. But at least this is regular levels of annoying.

Then I see this:

Well, I see the photo and the price, and I think, that looks like a regular quartz crystal. There’s no way a regular quartz crystal is $1,347.

I read the description:

I am crying. I don’t want to google any of this. I am beyond googling. I no longer desire knowledge.

THATS A QUARTZ CRYSTAL. MOTHERFUCKER THAT’S QUARTZ. SIO2, MOST COMMON MINERAL IN THE EARTH’S CRUST. ITS FUCKING QUARTZ IM—

I click on a malachite.

The malachite promises to protect me from emails. And at this, darkest hour, I want to be protected.

I have been broken. I have been lured to my demise.

Big Brother: loved.

Geology lab I’m supposed to be doing: incomplete.

God: unmerciful.

[comeupinns]

This post has everything. Price gouging quartz, eating dirt, and fucking poisonous rocks.

[adampvrrish]

diagnosed with The Need to Be in Love (terminal)

[yourfavouritetragedy]

No more gender no more star signs only what song off Your City Gave Me Asthma hits hardest for you.

[regularlesbian]

[regularlesbian]

this is like scrooge seeing his own grave in a christmas carol

[sage-hendricks]

Love reblogging a picture of Tumblr’s grave on Tumblr

[capitalism-is-a-disease]

[doctorwhomens]

[leatherwingsinc-deactivated2015]

[caluummhood-deactivated20140506]

HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE

MAKE A WISH

[jamesjoeboyleeeee-deactivated20]

the first post ever on tumblr

[powerpuffsposts-deactivated2025]

I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK

[kpopdotexe-blog]

WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[adulthoodisokay]

like actually though. i’m in AWE of the notecount.

[the-most-medium-lesbian]

This is the First Post? What a landmark.

[plainwallpaper]

IT BACK 

[ratwarlock]

dont care didnt ask plus your wizard cap is cheaply made whilst mine is a fine silk

[cirrates]

[ratwarlock]

the reviews are in,,,,,,,im so fucking sorry

[fuks]

[ohbaeme]

Watching this makes me happy

[lstname1st]

I did not see that coming

[mrslean]

yoooo

[kidslutti-]

This is the greatest thing ever the kid recording is losing his shit lmao

[coffee-obsessed-freak]

People often ask me, what's the difference between the two bedrock bros

I often jokingly say, "One is an english major, the other is an english minor"

And I never stop grinning even as they fall to the ground, stomp their feet, and charge at me with the strength of a body builder

[thebootydiaries]

me trying to flirt: so what albums make you cry

[thatsbelievable]

[daco-broman]

shit I missed my window, next week I guess

[the-worm-man]

Reblog on Tuesday to let your followers know it’s safe to leave the bog

[qifreynothing]

but its comfy :(