❤ Cold Bepis ❤

brb getting a nice ice cold bepis™

[watsupbuddercup]

[randomitemdrop]

Item: some sort of jewel-encrusted severed foot

[hey-pretty-mama-its-johnny-bravo]

The Infinity Sock

[note-a-bear]

#catholicfeels

[trauma-rat]

Life is one big yeehaw and then you die

[calloutfour]

[alesbianvampire]

“But antidepressants changes your brain chemistry!”

[mostlycatsmostly]

[flordalaranja]

an alien

[markv5]

Какой чудесный день, какой чудесный я!…

[ijories]

What a beautiful day, what a beautiful me!…

[relatablepicturesofpatrickgill]

I’m physically restraining him from eating my donut

[nightingem]

[kerrylloyd-deactivated20190331]

this is a review for bioshock

[dearbisexual]

hey, this might be a total shock to some of y’all, but saying “gay people shouldn’t kiss at pride b/c it makes me uncomfortable” is…….. homophobic ……

[exclusionistsoweme10dollars]

UNLESS you are ace and experience extreme discomfort at seeing such large amounts of PDA. Guess what? We still deserve a place, just as much as those gay people kissing at pride.

[yourantagonist]

actually no. you need to go to therapy, not pride. come back when you’re not homophobic! jesus fucking christ!

[tac0-bac0]

It’s not homophobic if it applies to straight people too. Pride just has a lot more kissing than anywhere else.

[autoforge]

oh, yeah, it is. homophobia isn’t some philosophical object. it’s a type of oppression. if you say that gay people shouldn’t kiss each other at pride, that’s homophobic. it doesn’t matter if you’re evangelist or asexual or sex-repulsed or whatever else reason you have. the reason you have in your head doesn’t change your homophobic actions or their harmful effects.

[tac0-bac0]

People shouldn’t kiss at pride. People shouldn’t kiss in public at all. The fact that that includes gay people doesn’t make it homophobic.

[modernwolfman-deactivated201811]

“People shouldn’t kiss at pride“ is literally a homophobic statement. pride is OUR place. it is OUR place to safely be ourselves. it’s a place where we CAN kiss, and hold hands, whereas anytime else in public we’ll feel horribly unsafe expressing affection.

[impossiblerebelblaze]

SO THIS WAS THE MOVIE POSTER FOR DEADPOOL 2 AT THE MOVIE THEATRE IN MY TOWN THEY MADE IT THEMSELVES BECAUSE THE ACTUAL POSTER NEVER GOT HERE

[newtgeiszler]

that is such a deadpool move i thought it was a real fucking poster

[somecutething]

[aishaempire]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[sssighmon]

in final fantasy ix, if you keep calling the save moogle on the overworld map over and over again without actually saving or resting, he gets progressively more pissy with you

[birds-pigs-and-animatronics]

Leading cause of death in Odyssey: Taking a selfie with a boss.

[wonderweird]

Its their wedding photo

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

RIP to Mario’s Marussy.

[tokillapromqueen-deactivated201]

MARUSSY?!

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

[goodscreencaps]

[ghc-deactivated20190415]

nyc be like: we have RATS BABY!!!!!!!!!! We have fucking Rats baby!

[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

AY WATCH IT, the rats walkin’ here!

[soft-butch-cassidy]

i saw hewwo in voice chat because

it either instantly aggros all allies or i get a returning chorus of “HEWWO??? AWE YOU THEWE?” from all cursed friends who are immune to the aggro effects of hewwo

either way it gets everyone’s attention immediately

[soft-butch-cassidy]

“Hewwo?” Cantrip. Instant. Verbal component. Duration one minute, no concentration. Upon casting, everyone in hearing range rolls a will save. On a failed save they immediately become hostile to the caster. Anyone else with this cantrip does not need to make the save and can also cast Hewwo as a free action on everyone previously affected. Instead of repeating the will save, each person affected by the original Hewwo immediately gets advantage on melee attacks and strength checks, and disadvantage on concentration, ranged attacks, charisma checks, and dexterity checks for the duration. 

[yookikiku]

the ambrosia plant (i tried to draw here) represents mutual love