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Jules of Nature
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Cosmic Funnies
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Product Placement
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@theartofmadeline
shark vs the universe
Show & Tell
izzy's playlists!
Monterey Bay Aquarium
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@justashonk
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Hello there :3
they/it/she/he | enby | aroace
Do not call me girl or boy/man or woman unless we know each other very well and it is for the bit
Sometimes NSFW, so minors DNI
NSFW does _not_ mean that I'm comfortable with strangers hitting on me btw
I love sturgeons :3
Not really tagging my shit because I'm to lazy so don't expect any organization whatsoever
Now this is epic
Just been sent some blatant scam shit via DM where they claim to have accidentally reported my account for fraud, and then send me an email that they've been sent asking *me* to speak to some random twat on Discord who is part of 'Verified Tumblr Dispute Support'
This is a scam that's been going around a lot lately. There's some variation, but it seems to always start with a DM claiming the DMer accidentally reported your tumblr account. Some people have even reported receiving the DM from friends or mutuals who had fallen for the scam and had their account breached.
Like I get a fake email but directing folk to a support line run via discord is just wild😭
Dildo Generator
Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….
Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).
Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here
the time is now
hell yeah
ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda
it’s called the purple ramjet
which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide
shove a vase up your ass
not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls
i call it the matterhorn
cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through
i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises
of course this is the post where tumblr is like “Seems sfw to me!”
I call this one the Megahorny
Just cram an entire table lamp up there
Me every time this post crosses my dash:
My laugh at this post is auditory evidence of just how sick I still am.
Plate.
I’d usually post this to my NSFW blog but this is making me laugh so unreasonably hard that I can’t fucking breathe and therefore deserves to be on my main blog
Compiling some of the best ones from the replies-
How you gonna do us like that bruh???
ITS BACK
M U S H R O O M
en garde
ONE WILLIAM NOTES
Follow to see the same photo of Skyward Sword Link every day.
Imagine a bee rn in a hive muttering "the beekeeper is not real because he is not intervening or helping me at all with this disastrous relationship I have with another bee". now imagine that's you talking about the good lord. now imagine a dog with a propeller hat on
Filing this in my memory right next to this thread:
is anyone imagining a dog with a propeller hat on
Actually cannot stop watching this
Good news the full version actually is on spotify!
Extra good news the entire album is a banger
Source: I bought it and you could too
phones love to go "do you want to clear up .3 GB by deleting these cherished pictures that you havent looked at in more than 30 days?" while also installing random apps and AI bullshit you didnt ask for. and you cant even uninstall half the apps
No, but literally
my bravest knighttt... come hither ..... mmmwah !! ok you are dismissed
😂😂😂😂
For anyone that might want to say this is bad to do, the strong man knew losing was a option so his feelings shouldn't be hurt and you're not going to get a lioness to do something it doesn't want to do and it apparently wanted to show up a strongman.
tug of war is enrichment for many big cats! and she is partaking in this wonderfully and making him Very Red
Today's Seal Is: Slug
the second eel at the end in its little cuck shelter 💜
eel deets from @whitefangthefightingwolf
the second eel at the end in its little cuck shelter 💜
eel deets from @whitefangthefightingwolf
the second eel at the end in its little cuck shelter 💜
eel deets from @whitefangthefightingwolf
What pisses me off is the youtubers who go "Ah jeez I butchered that name". Bitch this is a scripted production. You have literally all the time in the world to look up the proper pronunciation and say it right. You can do research for your fucking neopets deep dive but when its time to pronounce a word in Chinese suddenly you're helpless. Go fuck yourself for real.
