Tea-drinking Space Pirate

Tolli, 30s, she/her, professional witch and full-time scribe to the unseeing. Expect fandoms, mythology, books, witchcraft, black clothes, autumn aesthetics, food, and the occasional cute animal

[unidentifiedspoon]

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[ruriihime]

#casually getting war-flashbacks to FMA:B ep 4

[mishkemous12]

It took me like forever BUT I DID IT 🫠✌️✨

[thatswhatsushesaid]

do you ever attend a work meeting that just saps you of your will to live. 30 minutes of your life spent mediating a conflict that should not involve you and cannot be resolved, and you will never get those minutes back. they’re gone.

i’ve never related to him harder in my life

[fairycosmos]

you actually don't have to go on dating apps to find girlfriends. many beautiful women are waiting for you on rocks out at sea

[doing-90mph-in-central-london]

ⓘ This user is a malicious entity made of seafoam.

[eccentricecologist]

Out of my way, bothersome footnote, I'm about to get it

[justastoryteller]

Heard someone say we're "past the point of no return" about the climate and had a violent reaction. Yes, it's bad. Yes, it's getting worse. But it's not unfixable. Humans are so smart and so capable. We created this problem and we have the power to fix it. We CAN fix it. Even if we can't put everything back the way it was, we can mitigate the harm done and set things back on a sustainable course at any point we start. The best time to start was yesterday. The second best time is today. Every positive change makes a difference. It's not "over" until it's over.

[cacneaaa]

chuck that man into the contraption

[r-girl]

[widogast-ta]

No cause I can’t stop laughing at Caleb’s strategy in the combat. First step is you have to take out Fjord. So you try that once, and it doesn’t work, so you try again, and it still doesn’t work. OK you have to move on because Yasha is right below you and about to fuck you up, so you put her in a forcecage. You’re safe from her now right? WRONG! You never incapacitated Fjord and now he’s already freed Yasha. By the time you have done all this Beau has caught up to you and now you’re stunned and can’t do anything. His plan wasn’t even bad! The Nein are just a damn force of nature

[strangeboneyuriwoman]

My favorite thing about the “Lesbian necromancers explore a haunted gothic palace in space!” tagline is that every part of it is technically wrong. Only one of the two main lesbians is a necromancer, the gothic palace is not haunted, and they are on Earth for 90% of the book.

[kos-tyan]

Had this idea of a meme redraw with that scene from witch hat atelier :D

[onlytiktoks]

[shinyhappygoth]

Time to FROLIC!

[bobomcfoe-art]

Videos i like so much i painted them

[wigglybunfish]

in which murderbot is a very normal terracotta soldier and ART the dragon spirit of a chinese junk who dwells in the ship's keel. they meet in the ming dynasty perhaps, when ppl are sailing places extra willy-nilly.

*Nüwa is the mother goddess in chinese mythology, known for creating humanity from yellow clay and repairing the sky.

thank you @mutualrapport for hosting the event! original prompt below.

[drawn for the prompt: an AU of ART and MB's first meeting and conversation - e.g. another look at their first meeting from a fantasy, historical, or (non-canon) sci-fi lens! Any perspective is fine. The only constraint is that it cannot be set in the canon universe. Any visibly non-canon AU- fantasy, human, historical, etc. - anything goes!]

[jadefyre]

imagine being a lonely introverted kid and you don’t get along with your peers and one day a frankly very sketchy individual shows up at your door and next thing you know you’re sneaking out of the house with said sketchy individual (it’s okay because you’re friends now) and the two of you break, like, so many laws but it’s okay because you were doing it to help people. and also your new friend let you do surgery on it.

[ghost-kings-court-jester]

Forgot for a second that Sokka is truly the character of all time because he truly just did all that with no powers, no money and no responsible adults around. Like he organised a schedule that made it possible for the avatar to learn everything in a year, freed nations, learnt a dozen different types of weapons and art forms planned multiple prison breaks, revolutions and actual invasions with nothing but a flying bison, the worlds most powerful children and a boomerang. Coffee was invented for him and for him alone.

[glowbeam]

"Hi. Uh, hey. So here's the thing. I understand why you did what you did. Why you had — thought you had to. The great big cosmic cost/benefit analysis, and all. And that's a terrible thing to have been put on your shoulders. Like pretty much the absolute maximum that could be asked of a person, barring — uhh, y'know. And I get that, right, like I do get it, like I might be the only other living person — well, human person — who understands the magnitude of everything you were going through to any degree at all. And because of that I really wish I could tell you that it's all, like. Cool. You know? Like whatever. And I know I should.

"But I can't. Hah. Just like last time, right? I can't do it. I can't just do the right thing.

"I wish you a good life. Happiness, peace, eight hours of sleep at night. And if the governments are watching this, if my vote counts at all, I don't think she should be punished. But I do want you to remember me.

"Not, like, in the cute way. I mean I want you to remember. Whenever you see an old man walking a dog, or a child holding hands with her mother, whenever you see the rays of the afternoon sun streaking through the clouds like the sky was the canvas of your God... I want you to hear me screaming. Whenever the thought that you did something to be proud of even approaches your heart, I want you to remember me telling you 'No,' in plain fucking English.

"I know that's, y'know, mean. But you killed me, so it's probably fair. And I know you'll do what I ask, because you are, fundamentally, a really good person, Eva Stratt."

— Dr. Captain Ryland Grace, "i_dont_forgive_you.mp4"

[literary-sparks]

“Why don’t you use ai” idk man beyond the obvious environmental and “this machine causes psychosis and encourages people to kill themselves” thing I think asking the equivalent of a solid D student who is also a pathological liar if they can answer my question/do the work for me seems pretty fucking stupid