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[justateenage-superfag]

Superboy likes boys too!

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BOUNDARIES

I may be an adult but my muse is about 14-15, please do not send anything weird to him. If you want to get freaky with a Jon, my other blog @jon-of-tomorrow is an adult and available for that.

that said, given this Jon is a teenager going through Kryptonian AND human puberty, sex jokes and innuendo - as well as implied "fooling around" is fine with me so long as we tag things appropriately.

I do not fuck with incest, racism, or pedophilia. I also do not condone transphobia and zionistic behaviors. Please stay away if you engage in any way with these things.

please no funky age things with magic anons, okay? Thanks.

UNDER 15 DNI

[justateenage-superfag]

EWWW MY EXCLUDE SEARCH GOT RESET!!!

[justateenage-superfag]

I hate man puberty. Someone get me out of here.

oh it's the worst... I wanted hair on my face, not by butt 💀

[the-supertrans]

I'm getting hair on my face. I don't want it. I hate it so much.

I can't complain to my jon otherwise he'll threaten to strap me to one of those periods crap simulators again.

- saf

[justateenage-superfag]

oh the poor guy... Hope he gets himself a peener soon enough

[the-supertrans]

I don't even care if I have a dick or not I just want to stop BEING STABBED IN THE GUT WITH A KRYPTONITE BOMB EVERY MONTH.

I HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL ACTING LIKE THE KRYPTONIAN DOESN'T ENHANCE THE PERIOD CRAMPS.

I should get an Oscar for my acting skills. ITS EATING ME ALIVE. THIS IS PAIN.

I thought I was supposed to be invincible I'm gonna fucking cry.

- jon

[justateenage-superfag]

ouch dude... Id let you borrow mine, but... You know why 😭

[the-supertrans]

No I don't

-jon

I don't wanna even be in the room for this.

-saf

[justateenage-superfag]

because its permanently attached to me?!

[the-supertrans]

I wish mine wasn't.

-saf

[justateenage-superfag]

theres literally a surgery for that

[the-supertrans]

I know 😔

[justateenage-superfag]

youre literally rich enough to get it right now

[the-supertrans]

No need to call me out like that

[justateenage-superfag]

My favorite shirt says I hate rich people, saf...

[justateenage-superfag]

my house :3

[justateenage-superfag]

I hate man puberty. Someone get me out of here.

oh it's the worst... I wanted hair on my face, not by butt 💀

[the-supertrans]

I'm getting hair on my face. I don't want it. I hate it so much.

I can't complain to my jon otherwise he'll threaten to strap me to one of those periods crap simulators again.

- saf

[justateenage-superfag]

oh the poor guy... Hope he gets himself a peener soon enough

[the-supertrans]

I don't even care if I have a dick or not I just want to stop BEING STABBED IN THE GUT WITH A KRYPTONITE BOMB EVERY MONTH.

I HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL ACTING LIKE THE KRYPTONIAN DOESN'T ENHANCE THE PERIOD CRAMPS.

I should get an Oscar for my acting skills. ITS EATING ME ALIVE. THIS IS PAIN.

I thought I was supposed to be invincible I'm gonna fucking cry.

- jon

[justateenage-superfag]

ouch dude... Id let you borrow mine, but... You know why 😭

[the-supertrans]

No I don't

-jon

I don't wanna even be in the room for this.

-saf

[justateenage-superfag]

because its permanently attached to me?!

[the-supertrans]

I wish mine wasn't.

-saf

[justateenage-superfag]

theres literally a surgery for that

[the-supertrans]

I know 😔

[justateenage-superfag]

youre literally rich enough to get it right now

[justateenage-superfag]

I just wanna cuddle with someone pretty right now :(

[jokerized-fries]

SKILL ISSUEEEEEEEEE

[justateenage-superfag]

pain

[jokerized-fries]

for now my bigass squishmallow will have to do

[justateenage-superfag]

for right now we're relying on what's practically a nest of pillows and plushies... Its just not the same

[jokerized-fries]

Gguh now I wanna rebuild my nest

[justateenage-superfag]

do it!!! Nests are awesome!!

[justateenage-superfag]

I just wanna cuddle with someone pretty right now :(

[jokerized-fries]

SKILL ISSUEEEEEEEEE

[justateenage-superfag]

pain

[jokerized-fries]

for now my bigass squishmallow will have to do

[justateenage-superfag]

for right now we're relying on what's practically a nest of pillows and plushies... Its just not the same

[justateenage-superfag]

I just wanna cuddle with someone pretty right now :(

[jokerized-fries]

SKILL ISSUEEEEEEEEE

[justateenage-superfag]

pain

[justateenage-superfag]

I just wanna cuddle with someone pretty right now :(

[justateenage-superfag]

Its Minecraft time :3

[justateenage-superfag]

STOP CALLING ME SHORT!!! WHEN I HIT MY GROWTH SPURT I'MMA BE TALLER THAN ALL OF YOU!!!

[the-intrepid-reporter]

Who's calling you short?

[justateenage-superfag]

Kon... He said I was too short to punch him in the face...

[the-intrepid-reporter]

Yeah, well. Kon's got issues of his own.

He's just teasing you. He's trying to be a big brother. Listen, next time he says that, remind him that he's not too big for a nut tap.

[justateenage-superfag]

I tried to say that I'd kick him in the family jewels... He still said I was too short.

[the-intrepid-reporter]

Well yeah. Don't threaten to kick him. Just... flicks her hand out. It doesn't take much.

[justateenage-superfag]

Good advice, Mom. Thanks.

[justateenage-superfag]

STOP CALLING ME SHORT!!! WHEN I HIT MY GROWTH SPURT I'MMA BE TALLER THAN ALL OF YOU!!!

[timothy-drake-way-wayne-robin]

Hmmmmm *Tim points at Jon* short. Just kidding.

Anyway, who's calling you short (besides me)

[justateenage-superfag]

My dumbass half brother... Hes such a chud, I hate him

[timothy-drake-way-wayne-robin]

Yeah, that seems the kind of thing he'd do. He's probably just joking, but I can see how that can become really annoying

[justateenage-superfag]

It is!

[justateenage-superfag]

STOP CALLING ME SHORT!!! WHEN I HIT MY GROWTH SPURT I'MMA BE TALLER THAN ALL OF YOU!!!

[the-intrepid-reporter]

Who's calling you short?

[justateenage-superfag]

Kon... He said I was too short to punch him in the face...

[the-intrepid-reporter]

Yeah, well. Kon's got issues of his own.

He's just teasing you. He's trying to be a big brother. Listen, next time he says that, remind him that he's not too big for a nut tap.

[justateenage-superfag]

I tried to say that I'd kick him in the family jewels... He still said I was too short.

[justateenage-superfag]

Damian gave Jon a long-suffering look. "Habibi, when was the last time you ate something?"

- @wanted-to-do-more

Jon blinks... "Uhhhhh.... I had a pack of mini muffins at 2 am?"

[wanted-to-do-more]

Damian rolled his eyes. He grabbed Jon by the collar and dragged him to a chair. "Eat." He ordered, putting a plate in front of the other.

[justateenage-superfag]

Jon wasn't going to refuse. It would be stupid to do so, and he's already quite dumb. "Okay, okay, calm down."

A pause, before a bite. "Thank you for making this, Dames."

[justateenage-superfag]

STOP CALLING ME SHORT!!! WHEN I HIT MY GROWTH SPURT I'MMA BE TALLER THAN ALL OF YOU!!!

[timothy-drake-way-wayne-robin]

Hmmmmm *Tim points at Jon* short. Just kidding.

Anyway, who's calling you short (besides me)

[justateenage-superfag]

My dumbass half brother... Hes such a chud, I hate him

[justateenage-superfag]

Damian gave Jon a long-suffering look. "Habibi, when was the last time you ate something?"

- @wanted-to-do-more

Jon blinks... "Uhhhhh.... I had a pack of mini muffins at 2 am?"

[justateenage-superfag]

STOP CALLING ME SHORT!!! WHEN I HIT MY GROWTH SPURT I'MMA BE TALLER THAN ALL OF YOU!!!

[the-intrepid-reporter]

Who's calling you short?

[justateenage-superfag]

Kon... He said I was too short to punch him in the face...