like a rat on a subway platform

mary|they/them|23 i mostly just bully @letsfluxshitup queer and autistic inbox is always open to chat!! unless you’re a bigot:)

[croneofcrow]

[aguara-fina]

Moody, cutie pie Hermione from Half Dust, Half Deity by wrenniver

[rimonoroni2]

love how heathers was like you cannot fix him. you cannot save his sorry ass. he’s going to blow himself up on the football field and you’re just going to have to live with that, babe!

[rimonoroni2]

in a world full of tropes that romanticize the violent bad boy with a heart of gold archetype, heathers had the strength to say no. no. that man is fucking crazy. he is going to ruin your life. you are not bonnie and clyde. you are not the juliet to his romeo. if he wants to kill a bunch of people and explode that is HIS goddamn business. and honestly i respect the shit out of it for that

[trainer-from-unova]

[existennialmemes]

Ok it's very funny to laugh at Tuxedo Mask for showing up and doing nothing, but his job was never to actually fight the monsters.

His job was just to show up and believe in Sailor Moon so overwhelmingly resolutely that she remembers she's a fucking demigod long enough for HER to fight the monsters.

Because she's the only one strong enough to do it in the first place, and in this regard Tuxedo Mask is the first example of being "Kenough" in this essay I will

[caats]

“sorry i can’t come out, i have plans”

the plans:

[1000deer]

The carnivorous faggots over my rotting corpse:

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

[rain-droplet]

one day, you, tumblr user 1000deer, will deactivate, and the reblogs of this post on tumblr dot com will continue, those rebloggers will be the carnivorous faggots, and you will finally be the rotting corpse

[1000deer]

I will outlive your ass bitch the only carnivorous faggot here is me

[quinnssadeyes]

chump can u stay tf away from my boys PLEASE

i am fighting demons trying to believe jack is not a trumpie when most nhl boys are most likely trumpies unfortunately

[immentallydeficient-deactivated]

[immentallydeficient-deactivated]

okay i just realized they meant "fascist" and not atleast 2 other words i can think of that are funnier

[gaymolegaming]

The faggots dont claim him

[zaraxy]

The faggots dont claim him

[thesmallestclown]

The faggots dont claim him

[wizard-of-interesting-failure]

The council has spoken. Send him to the gayless wastes.

[acidgirl]

this line delivery has lived in my head for 10 years

[chongoblog]

Or woman! We don’t know….

for sure

[justawildmary]

bro could not have sounded more sus in that moment

[gunsandfireandshit]

Remember that "three items from the store to make the cashier most uncomfortable" meme? Apparently I accidentally found a winning combo tonight at the corner store, one of the usual clerks shot me a really weird look when I was checking out with these

[gunsandfireandshit]

[killwizard]

Jimmy Budgett

[thehotgirlproject]

Wasted away again in Meageritaville

[inverted-typo]

Sorry Malfoy you only get one hair style forever

[chessb0r3d]

What I mean when I do not control the hyperfixation.

[sweetdispatch]

"it's 3-1 game, 3-1 game... you're fucking nothing" ohh i love sassy quinn

[40ep]

quinn hughes + nhl25 teasers

[abbyhq]

the face of a man who doesn’t have to play

[ruinix]

I miss Quinn, so I give you: Him making his juice 👀

Literally just making juice. Get your head out of the gutter--is what I'm saying to myself.

Quinn Hughes is glorious. That's all I can say.

Quinn Hughes × Glory, Sep 2023. Sources: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6

Sike. Look at him in that hoodie, comfy and boyfriend core. His silly hat, istg. His ear. His goddamned ear. I wanna nip his flushed ear while kissing it. Istg. His sleeved rolled up is an icing on the cake. Fuck. My. Life. His delicate hands are so cute while he focus on making his juice...I bet they're also delicate as he gripped his *redacted* and he *redacted*, pouring out his cu--- Quinn's so good at making his lil healthy drink.

[papiswifey34]

i am in love okay? IN LOVE. this whole fit he has going on has me in shambles. he is so fine😭 i just want to SCREAAAAM

[sweetdispatch]

"it's 3-1 game, 3-1 game... you're fucking nothing" ohh i love sassy quinn