I Carried A Watermelon

Musical theatre, disney, marvel, and anything else i find remotely entertaining

[marvel-ous-m]

One thing about me is that I will never not cry when watching Rocketman (2019).

[hairbrush9]

space shit is cancelled until we solve homelessness and poverty

[transhumanist-viking-deactivate]

I mean, the military budget of the USA is around 824.6 billion. 

NASA’s budget is only 18-19 billion

It’s estimated that to end extreme poverty would take 175 billion dollars

Clearly, it’s space stuff that’s taking up all money that could otherwise go to help people. 

[thebibliomancer]

We can’t cut the space budget. We need it to launch the billionaires into the sun

[khaustic]

At its peak, funding NASA returned 8 dollars to the economy for every dollar it was given and singlehandedly advanced technology by decades. The money doesn’t get launched into space: all the benefits stay here.

[feralkwe-deactivated20210912]

THANK

[theriversdaughter]

Fuck this “Cut science and art because poor people exist!” bullshit.  Make fucking rich people pay their damned taxes.  That *ALONE* solves the vast majority of the problems.  Make employers hire more people, not keep condensing job duties into more and more single positions (some of us are getting sick of doing the work of three people on barely the salary for one of them).  Demand pay rates increase so that EVERYONE with a job makes enough to support themselves.  Demand better health care, so that people don’t lose their homes and jobs because someone in their family got fucking cancer, or chronic illness, or severe injury.   Science isn’t the problem.  The problem is capitalism and greed.

[hedwig-dordt]

and for US’ians perhaps the defense budget.

[hotdogsngiggles]

tax the rich and cut the defense budget!

[chadhulk]

I have mixed thoughts on sex work. I love sex, but I hate work!

[kybercrystalgems]

“Yeah, we hate seeing you work too!”

[burglarsonarceny]

how does this post keep getting better

[squeeful]

“if you consume enough problematic media then there will be a point in which you become desensitized and replicate the behavior”

right, that’s why all my media studies professors moonlight as serial killers

[squeeful]

half-serious quip aside, what you’re saying is that you think people have the inherent moral fiber of overcooked pasta and if you don’t spoonfeed them pre-digested purity, they will revert to their baser nature of amoral, immoral, cruel and murderous beasts which, frankly, means you’re a dehumanizing cunt

[reikiajakoiranruohoja]

This is almost 1:1 the argument of ‘If you don’t have God, how can you be moral?’ Execpt, this is about consuming fiction.

[plainsonglady]

How can you leave this absolute Mic drop in the tags

[my-darling-boy]

I was sad until I opened the Sims and made a dog called Chocolate Milk and I think you should look at him

[queenofthewasteland]

i was sad until i opened tumblr and saw a dog called Chocolate Milk and i think you should look at him

[outofcontextyaoi]

[outofcontextyaoi]

every single reblogger has tagged this with some variation of ‘me’, except for the one person who tagged it

[deathbypickles]

interviewer: you are straight

kermit: 😐

[hogwartshousefriends]

Hufflepuff: Here’s where things get weird.

Ravenclaw: Things have been weird for a while.

Hufflepuff: Here’s where things continue in that direction.

[winter-seance]

Bucky + Tweets (part 1) [Bucky part 2] [Steve]

[prokopetz]

You can discover the weirdest things digging into your family history.

For example:

Apparently, I have a great-great-uncle who was cursed by a witch after stiffing her on the repayment of one-dollar loan. (Why he borrowed a dollar from a witch in the first place is not recorded.)

I also have a great-grandfather, a beekeeper by profession, who’s alleged to have spontaneously combusted one day while tending his bees.

As far as I can tell, these events are completely unrelated - the two men are on different branches of the family tree, and never met - but I can’t help but imagine that somewhere out there, there’s a witch with unbelievably bad aim.

[oliviadumhan]

I want you to remember something that’s very important. You won, not by playing the game Harlan’s way, but yours. You’re a good person. Knives Out (2019)

[unfortunatesun]

[moderndaywarriorsawyer]

The Money Tubbs only comes around every 5628 seconds. Reblog the Money Tubbs and you’ll find money!

[modelinterrupted]

Bitttchhh the last time I reblogged some bullshit like this I booked a 2k 30minute shoot lmao

[zacefronsbf]

[eco-socialism]

Ecosocialist praxis

[damnianweynee]

I support you poison Ivy

[margomoment]

my body really do have the check engine light on all the time doesn’t it

[buttermymuffins-deactivated2024]

[biggest-goldiest-fish]

It’s been years and I’m finally free

[terefah]

i’m saving my brain for special occasions. if i use it every day it’ll get dirty

[and-down-we-go]

My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”

but she hit send when all it said was

Hi Jeffrey,       I am afraid