Cosmic Funnies
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Stranger Things

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@justcallme-lost
If I had henchmen I would absolutely be commanding them to "seize him!", and when the target failed to respond with "unhand me!" because people don't actually talk that way, in spite of knowing this would be the outcome I would be bitterly disappointed every single time.
"You went through all this trouble to meet behind your boss' back to... what?"
"Listen, he acts like he doesn't mind but we all know he just really wants someone to say it. Please, just once, when he says the thing -"
"This is ridiculous."
"Come on, man."
"... Yeah, alright."
____________________
"Did he really tear up when I said 'Unhand me'?"
"He's been holdin' out hope for a while, man."
Oh, verily, “wretch” is the correct form of address here. Unless the aesthetics disallow it, in which case the classic “villain” will suffice
"Brute", "miscreant", and "scoundrel" are also acceptable.
got an ask recently about the way my digital art looks like traditional, so I tried to explain the steps on my self portrait, feat. some of my favorite artists and favorite brushes. sorry if it's incoherent, I'm not used to explaining my process besides "I've been professionally studying traditional art for half my life and I'm really bad at technology so I just paint digitally the way I do on paper"
waving my freak flag at half mast to indicate there has been a pervert tragedy
There's fucking badges now??
Idk if I should do a new blog for writing stuff or salvage this 12 year old heap of unorganized craziness.
I may instead choose to perish.
Anyway I'm gonna see if I can maintain a consistent page of anything and use this again.
P.S. me when I look through this blog
if you see me bleeding out with a vampire on top of me MIND YOUR BUSINESS!!!!! i’m exactly where i want to be
its just one of those days
often the choice comes down to eat a meal and shower or kill yourself
A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, “My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?” The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound. The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say, “We can’t tell you. You’re not a monk.” The man is disappointed but thanks them anyway and goes about his merry way. Some years later, the same man breaks down in front of the same monastery. The monks accept him, feed him, even fix his car. That night, he hears the same strange noise that he had heard years earlier. The next morning, he asks what it is, but the monks reply, “We can’t tell you. You’re not a monk.” The man says, “All right, all right. I’m *dying* to know. If the only way I can find out what that sound was is to become a monk, how do I become a monk?” The monks reply, “You must travel the earth and tell us how many blades of grass there are and the exact number of sand pebbles. When you find these numbers, you will become a monk.” The man sets about his task. Forty-five years later, he returns and knocks on the door of the monastery. He says, “I have traveled the earth and have found what you have asked for. There are 145,236,284,232 blades of grass and 231,281,219,999,129,382 sand pebbles on the earth.” The monks reply, “Congratulations. You are now a monk. We shall now show you the way to the sound.” The monks lead the man to a wooden door, where the head monk says, “The sound is right behind that door.” The man reaches for the knob, but the door is locked. He says, “Real funny. May I have the key?” The monks give him the key, and he opens the door. Behind the wooden door is another door made of stone. The man demands the key to the stone door. The monks give him the key, and he opens it, only to find a door made of ruby. He demands another key from the monks, who provide it. Behind that door is another door, this one made of sapphire. So it went until the man had gone through doors of emerald, silver, topaz, and amethyst. Finally, the monks say, “This is the last key to the last door.” The man is relieved to no end. He unlocks the door, turns the knob, and behind that door he is amazed to find the source of that strange sound. But I can’t tell you what it is because you’re not a monk
Originally posted by disneyasastrology
BWAHAHAHAHAH.
the way i learned this, it was always told through spoken word. And you’d do the door thing for ages. AGES. literally just making up any old material. ‘behind the foam door is a door made of spinach’ that kind of shit. Go on until whoever is listening has already begged you to stop and has now gone on to pleading, clutching your shirt on their knees pleading. And when you finally said the last line? People went fucking nuts Like there was a good chance of just getting the teeth knocked out of you after telling that joke.
A friend of mine did that shit for 30 minutes on a camp once. The entire fucking bus just exploded in anger when she finished. It was a fucking massacre.
Taliesin learning Laudna was one of the VM ‘dummies’ hung from the Sun Tree, a compilation:
wake up babe new reaction pics dropped
Soulslike NPC where after you complete their questline they’re gone from their usual spot and you find their blood-spattered armour lying empty beside a river, but if you loot it you run into them again later in some incongruous location, alive and well and complaining about how they were taking a bath because they’d gotten blood all over themselves and someone stole their pants.
Sam Riegel has such short king energy the fact that the man is six feet tall feels like some cosmic mistake
when it takes you a while to process what someone is saying and you realize they asked you a question
I cannot fucking believe I am drunk, past midnight, and tumblr is throwing fucking saturated fatty-acids at me
Listen here friendo I didn’t sit through a year of organic chemistry for you to come into my house and call a carboxylic acid a saturated fatty acid you respect that hexadecanoic acid
And I didnt get a degree in biochemistry to hear you say that carboxylic acids with aliphatic chains arent fatty acids. That hexadecanoic acid IS a saturated fatty acid!
Idiot boy
free the little idiot man
what gets me is the casual paw lick
cats suddenly grooming themselves casually when they have obviously fucked up is the cat equivalent of “i meant to do this.”
MA? MAAAAAAHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAM?!?!…MAAAA oh there you are!” (via)
The IMMEDIATE change in the tone of the meow when he sees her, oh my god.