[justcallmeinsanity]

Popping back on here to remind everyone not to idolize Steve Negrete because hes guilty of attempting to groom minors and sexual coercion.

[slyrivers]

I love this so much, I’m gonna start saying “nuts” we need to bring it back

[libralthinking]

I love b&w proper ladies breaking character with “sonofabitch”

[my-darling-boy]

I was going to rewatch 1931 Dracula again tonight and just as I turned it on a BAT started flying around at my window and wouldn’t go away and I’ve never seen a bat at my house before and let me tell you I’ve been so gay touched starved this quarantine I was about ready to risk letting a wild bat in my room if it meant it could possibly be one tall, Sexy vampire

[my-darling-boy]

Ah rabies

[lenialenient]

[ephemeraldesiderata]

WOW THIS ONE IS TOO CLOSE

[phantoms-lair]

[abolishice]

Don’t forget that:

[captainboyhole]

@haha-i-need-to-study

[haha-i-need-to-study-deactivate]

Moaw miOW mau- BRBRBRB

[princesstigerbelle]

Why they yellin

[ticholasnesla]

gotta YELL

[princesstigerbelle]

BUT

wHY

THEY

YELLIN

[boazpriestly]

This “God Creating Things” series by @lonnieiiv on TikTok is HILARIOUS!

[killorbekillian]

God: Now listen to me Gabriel, these are going to be really fun because some go on pizzas.

Gabriel: Yeah, okay, okay.

God: You like that? And then some will make you see things.

Gabriel: …’Kay?

God: And some, Gabriel, some just… kill you.

Gabriel: [Long pause] You doin’ okay, pal?

[bible-of-fun]

[wolverinequeen]

I asked my boyfriend in Canada once, how he deals with polar bears because I was curious about what to do and he was like, just be calm, let them know you’re there, and give them space and they’ll usually just go away. 

[ethanredotter]

In Finland on the other hand.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7_pVrIshxA

[wolverinequeen]

Lmao Finland Man ain’t taking shit from bears.

[official-sachsen-anhalt]

PERRrrRrrRrKELE

[ask-finny]

((Two kinds of people))

[iloveeverybee-deactivated202009]

Is that fucking hetalia

[anchovy-official]

[guerrillatech]

[three-of-clubsandwich]

Griffin’s resume of the future

[hydro-homies]

Faking a major event would require thousands of people. Try managing a project. getting twelve people to do what they are supposed to, on time, without blabbing early, is nearly impossible.

[pun-ishment888]

12? Wow you have high hopes try 9.

[switch-up-snowfox]

[veterinaryshitposting]

[funny-tik-toks]

[iloveurcat]

A plot twist!!!

[iamtheonethinginlifeicancontrol]

Transcript: “Hey, Cookie. You gotta share, buddy. [beat] Cookie, noooo! [laughing]”

[rocktheholygrail]

nbcthegoodplace: No Earths were actually erased behind the scenes of #TheGoodPlace.

[classichorrorblog]

Beetlejuice Directed by Tim Burton (1988)

[geniusoflove]

what is it about having anxiety that makes you so insane. like every time i go to my job where i work i expect someone to tell me to leave. like i walk in and im like well i bet im not supposed to be here. even though all signs point to me needing to be there

[geniusoflove]

paperwork: you work here at this store

schedule: this is when you are going to be working 

my boss: see you later when youre working 

me, showing up to work: im not supposed to be here. this is so embarrassing. i dont even work here. is this the right store

[burdge]

I was the match and you were the rock,

Maybe we started this fire. [x]

[professorsparklepants]

I know this is for drama but I love the implication that Riza is willing to go into battle tits out

[myrcella]

teaching daddy how to curtsey ʕ •ᴥ• ʔ

[momir-viggwilv-blog]

It’s very cute and all, but please don’t call anyone “daddy” on Tumblr.

[myrcella]

THE CHARACTERS ARE CALLED BIG DADDIES DUDE