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Today I cried a little bit because I remembered that when Beethoven conducted his ninth symphony for the first time he got a standing ovation and one of the sopranos had to turn him around to see the audience.

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I have never recovered from this illustration by Scott Cameron for Barbara Nichol’s “Beethoven Lives Upstairs.”

malglories

😭😭😭

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All time

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spookyspeks

My friend said this but this is a very important point that yall need to understand.

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Shel Silverstein wrote and illustrated poetry for children,

drew cartoons for Playboy,

and made the most terrifying album cover of all time.

Don't put artists in a box.

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I’m not sure you could make a box that could contain Shel Silverstein.

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it fucks me up that tolkien only died in 1973. dude has the vibe of a victorian scholar who wrote all his manuscripts by candlelight but then you look him up and realise that he knew what color tv was. what the fuck.

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Tolkien had personal beef with the Beatles

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He actively encouraged Led Zeppelin to write songs based on the LOTR series and considered it an honor

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When the current queen of Denmark was young, she made illustrations for his books and sent them to him under a pseudonym. He liked them and they were printed in the Danish version of the book.

kaispeakshermind

WHAT

misheancolchester

He HAD to die in 1973 because

3 rings for the elven kings under the sky,

7 for the dwarf lords on their halls of stone,

9 for mortal men doomed to die

1 ring for the dark lord on his dark throne.

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mudwerks

Bringing you more Bad Books and Immodest Pictures, your Impure Thoughts Stockpile was getting low.

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greekceltic

Made time for this. Kevin Conroy was one of my favorite influences.

tentacion2099

The Lincoln County, MO Drug Task Force arrested a pirate.

When arrested he begged to walk the plank, he decorated a pontoon to sell drugs from. Which he required customers to say, “Ahoy matey, I come to purchase ye party favors.”

His nickname was Red Beard.

KING SHIT FR

This is better than any snl sketch

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IS THAT LINDSEY STIRLING

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Okay the whole fact that it is in fact Lindsey, makes this even funnier

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that record scratch at the end though

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born and raised texan, baby, ain’t nothin’ like it

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Rating Disney Horse Designs

Cyril Proudbottom (The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad) 2/10 His vacant eyes and grotesque proportions disturb me

The Headless Horseman’s Horse (The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad) 7/10 Stunning. Very dramatic. Powerful look.

Major (Cinderella) 4/10 Cyril Proudbottom’s more distinguished cousin.

Samson (Sleeping Beauty) 3/10 There’s something not right about his face. I don’t trust him.

Captain (One Hundred and One Dalmatians- movie) 5/10 A solid design. Friend shaped.

Captain (I don’t know- some 101 Dalmatians tv show it looks like) -30/10 Kill it now before it destroys us all.

Frou-Frou (Aristocats) 7/10 A perfect genteel lady. Loses points for inconsistency in the animation.

Philippe (Beauty and the Beast) 8/10 I’d trust this horse with my life

Achilles (The Hunchback of Notre Dame) 6/10 Respectable. Handsome.

Snowball (The Hunchback of Notre Dame) 10/10 The DRAMA. The expression somewhere between “evil” and “hasn’t slept in 4 days”. The HAIR. Perfection. Exactly the type of horse I’ll ride when I turn evil.

Pegasus (Hercules) 6/10 A fun design, lot’s of personality. But kinda gives off Frat Boy energy.

Baby Pegasus (Hercules) 11/10 I’d die for him.

Khan (Mulan) 10/10 Look at those absurd proportions– the tiny legs and the huge barrel chest- amazing.

Bullseye (Toy Story 2-4) 4/10 Is he cute? yes. But as someone who has owned many toy horses in her life, this is not a toy horse I would be pleased with.

This Bullseye Toy I found looking for a movie picture of Bullseye -100/10 This thing IS cursed and we will probably all die for having seen it. But I’m taking you all down with me.

Buck (Home on the Range) 2/10 No matter what picture, no matter what expression, you look at this horse and just KNOW he would be so unpleasant to talk to.

Blessedly, there is no horse in Chicken Little.

Destiny (Enchanted) 5/10 This is a Barbie horse and I swear I owned it.

Maximus (Tangled) 7/10 A good design but too much dogness.

Angus (Brave) 15/10 Everything that’s good in a horse.

Sitron (Frozen) 11/10 He deserves so much better than Hans. Look at his kind eyes. This is a horse that will treat you right. This horse is the anti-Hans.