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@justeanerd
No Halloween costume? No problem. Just draw tally marks on your arms
GUESS WHAT IM DOING
Happy Halloween! đ đŠ In January⊠Never too early for Halloween! đđ
Iâm always here to stan the spoopy creppys no matter when societal expectations want me to! HAPPY HALLOWEEN đđđ
i have no self-control
two people unfollowed me for this and honestly i donât really blame them
today someone from the House of Representatives watched this bird dance to Hotline Bling
I shouldnât be alive⊠unless it was for a reason.
Revisited.
Yasha going for the kill
Big shoes to fill (and staff to carry), but heâll grow into it
excuse me while i cry-
You do understand that, correct?
oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my g o d
bonus:
ways bisexuals communicate
finger guns
thumbs up
peace signs
salutes
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Tea Time :) I had to do a Caduceus Clay terrarium the minute I heard the description of his graveyard.
Donât tell your daughter that when a boy is mean or rude to her itâs because he has a crush on her. Donât teach her that abuse is a sign of love.
My mom always taught me yell or fight back. Boys would be mean and I would yell back. I would get my ass pinched and I would smack them as hard as I could.
Who alway got in trouble? Me.
They would call my mother and she always came in and lectures my teachers and threatened to sue for making her miss work and treating me poorly.
She always taught my brothers to respect women. The only fights my brothers ever got in was defending women from someone else.
The school tried to call my father once instead of my mother on us. He came in in his full preacher outfit (being a preacher and all) and gave them an entire sermon on what would Jesus day of he was called in. They decided dealing with my mom was better.
I think my favorite story of this is when some kid snapped my bra and I turned around, didnât even think about it, and punched that little motherfucker right in the nose.
So naturally, I end up in the principalâs office, refusing to apologize.Â
âHe shouldnât have put his hands on me and I wouldnât have hit him!â Thatâs the only thing I was saying.
These people had the unfortunate luck of catching my dad at home, instead of my mom. So he comes fucking sauntering in there, like heâs Clint fucking Eastwood in some western movie and looks at me.Â
âMelissa, did you punch him?âÂ
âYes.â I said.Â
âWhy?âÂ
âBecause he snapped my bra strap.âÂ
And he turns his squinty eyed glare to the principal and says, âYouâre telling me my daughter is in trouble because that squirrely looking kid put his hands on her and she chose to defend herself? Thatâs what you are saying to me.âÂ
âWell, sir-â The man kind of stuttered because my dad is kind of intimidating in the quiet sort of way that kind of whispers in the back of your mind that this person could be dangerous. âMelissa did make it physical.âÂ
âNo. That kid put his hands on my daughter. Are you saying my daughter cannot defend herself when some boy decides to put hands on her? Is that what you are teaching my girl?âÂ
I didnât get suspended that day. Â
*slow clap for excellent parenting*
This is the parent I want to be omg
I went to a nun school.Â
The nuns there were like, so rad.Â
It was a party organized for the end of the school year, and I was helping in the kitchen to prepare stuff with a nun and a bunch of little girls. There was one of the girlsâ little brother who was there.Â
There was a little girl who was carrying a bowl of tomato sauce and was going outside, but the boy was just in front of her and he slammed the door in her face. She dropped the bowl on the floor and got all messy.Â
So what happened?Â
The nun went outside, took the boy by the arm, and gave him an epic speech going around the lines of: âWould you treat the Virgin Mary like that, young man?â âNnnnnoâŠâ âThen treat every girl like sheâs the Virgin Mary.â Not only the boy had to apologize to the little girl, but he also had to clean up and he was put on kitchen duty for the rest of the day.Â
Then another day, in catechism class (I was a in a girlsâ school, mind you), the nun was there telling us: âIf a guy touches you in a way you donât like, punch him in the face. Itâs not a sin against charity. On the contrary, youâre being charitable by showing him heâs sinning by impurity and youâll save him from going to hell.âÂ
So I was at my desk during class looking like this:Â
Reblogging for awesome dads and kickass nuns.
âyouâre being charitable by showing him heâs sinning by impurity and youâll save him from going to hell.â
What a mood.
Jesus said if guys hands were causing them sin-problems, they should cut them off. Face-punching seems like a good pre-amputation steps, to prevent it getting that far.
those seem like Our kind of nuns.
Mama taught me to break fingers. If anyone puts hands on me I donât want, she told me to say loudly and clearly âRemove your hand from my person or I will break it.â Most people jerk back and call me a bitch. Some people double down. Those people get their middle finger snapped backwards hard and fast until I hear a crack and feel the pop. One man said he was gonna call the cops on me. A woman a seat over on the bus snorted a laugh and said âWhat are you gonna tell them? âI groped a woman and she broke my handâ? How well do you think that will go over?â
He slinked off the bus cradling his ruined hand. Iâve broken several fingers, all on the same bus that I ride all the time. So people know I donât play and when I sit in my usual spot, people avoid sitting by me until the bus is getting crowded. You always know someone hasnât ridden with me before because theyâll start getting friendly and people will swivel their heads like âOh shit, is she gonna do it again?â
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Will reblog this picture forever.
are you fucking kidding me
A concept that I made to distract myself from the suffocating exams. The unfiltered drawing are posted on my ig in the same pseudoname
all of my mighty nein chibis! i drew kiri first so thatâs why sheâs a little different haha
(able to purchase as charms at sadcatjazz @ etsy, images can be used for personal use with credit)