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batgirlsmell

since this might get deleted off the circlejerk sub i figured i'd post it here. does anybody feel me on this one

also featuring a little drawing somebody made on that post :]

batgirlsmell

more images by the same person :3c (u/Captain-Moth)

injectparkerwithestrogentoday

Hank discovers Pym Particles, that makes some objects larger or smaller. Hank discovers Estrogen, that makes some objects larger and some objects smaller.

theboost

Dating Thomas Blake headcanons (Thomas Blake x gender neutral reader)

- he leaves you for Deadshot

justhereforwasp

the realest shit on this site.

#catshot

ah, this hellsite. Where virgins go to discourse about sex and shut-ins go to discourse about society.

#Tumblr

beemovieerotica

which 3 US presidents do you think would be the best omegas and which 3 bisexual pop stars would be their best matched alphas

1) John Adams

John Adams was a tireless advocate for the revolution (i.e. topping from the bottom) and he once described himself as "obnoxious, suspected, and unpopular" - "he was known for his bluntness, impatience, and tendency to be easily frustrated with those who disagreed with him." As a brat in Congress, his personality was repulsive, but everyone listened to him and they all still wanted him. They wanted him so bad they made him president. Kind of makes you think.

His match:

Adams needs someone with a strong personality to challenge his - someone who's not afraid to repel the mainstream in order to realize their vision. Gaga has it, and he needs it. "Bad Romance" in many way encompasses Adams' struggles through the 1776 Continental Congress. They could teach each other much.

2) Theodore Roosevelt

A man dedicated to the preservation of natural parks and ecological wonders - and for what? To run through the trees under the full moon as his pheromones wafted through the air? We know.

His match:

Grimes once described herself as becoming "way less gay" after she became pregnant, which is 1) weird, and 2) the reason I'm sticking her with Teddy. I don't think that he could fix her completely, but she seems the type to maintain no moral compass of her own, simply adopting the political ideology of whomever she's with, so maybe there's hope. Maybe Grimes could introduce Teddy to shrooms, and Teddy could take her out on trips in the forest. And then we can find out if Grimes getting a man pregnant makes her more or less gay.

3) Richard Nixon

Best known for his one legendary debate with the handsome JFK, wherein he became a stuttering, sweating mess, unable to focus or say what he meant. Interesting!

His match:

Bisexual icon Taylor Swift is also struggling to appease both sides of the political aisle. They could share their woes and their love of good ol' fashioned Americana, and then Taylor could tie him to the wall and make him bark like a dog. The pregnancy would be difficult on both of them with Taylor's extremely busy schedule, and Nixon would regrettably terminate it in the second trimester, causing a rift in the relationship that would never be mended. The resulting laments that Taylor composed about Nixon's abortion would of course be dissected and attributed to a secret relationship with a woman - Nixon's wife.

I welcome critical analysis.

destinationtoast

this website is so damn hard to explain to the outside world

grand-theft-carbohydrates

epiphainie

slow burn where they're already having sex. such a beautiful combination i cannot put it into words

talesfrommedinastation

Say the word and I’ll do it for Crosshair x Phee and/or En Sabah Nur x Rogue!

justhereforwasp

Definitely want to see this with Nur/Rogue!

mjwatson

PETER PARKER IN AN ‘ASK ME ABOUT MY FEMINIST AGENDA’ SHIRT THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN #789 © STUART IMMONEN

randalltier-deactivated20230711

dumpy-dump

starcrossedconverse

free my girl, she didn't do any of that, fandom made shit up to prop up a male character

lecteez

funniest thing with authors being exposed for using AI is their go to excuses is "my beta did it i swear 😭😭" idk about others but the times my friend beta for me she never directly writes within the doc and just use commentary for me to fix but it might just be me

funnypages

Yup, again.

romanceyourdemons

in the tradition of outcast (2014), dragon blade (2015), and the great wall (2016), we need a movie set in the 1630s where a disillusioned member of the embroidered uniform guard and a profit-driven jianghu mercenary flee the corrupt and crumbling ming dynasty and somehow end up in the equally corrupt city of cologne, where they become key players in the fight against the sinister forces of cardinal richelieu and eventually secure the peace of westphalia and the end of the thirty years’ war. this is a million dollar idea i’m telling you

romanceyourdemons

i really do love this concept. the protagonist is like i’m sick of dealing with wei zhongxian’s shit, i’m gonna go someplace where people are holy and don’t even know how to act like this (the impression of europe he got from the jesuit missionary he had a tactical lunch with once), and so he travels 5000 miles and as soon as he stops to catch his breath he runs into cardinal fucking richelieu, the european wei zhongxian