eli’s blog

she/they , lesbian , i like frogs DID system single terfs, nomaps/maps, ddlg, nb exclusionists dni

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[animal-factbook]

Dog owners please be aware.

[teamvoorhees]

REBLOG THIS PLEASE

[vaspider]

This is Snopes-confirmed. Also be aware this is very common in sugar free food of many kinds. The retriever puppy who I know of who died of xylitol poisoning got hold of a pack of sugar-free gum.

[veterinaryrambles]

Always good to remind folks - if it has xylitol, KEEP IT AWAY FROM DOGS! It induces profound hypoglycemia and liver failure and is life-threatening :(

[ruffboi-mags]

[yespumpkindoodlesthings]

Xylitol is also the typical ingredient in sugar free candies and some baked goods. Other names, if you’re checking labels:

What other names is Xylitol known by? Birch Sugar, E967, Meso-Xylitol, Méso-Xylitol, Sucre de Bouleau, Xilitol, Xylit, Xylite, Xylo-pentane-1,2,3,4,5-pentol.

A list of brands and products containing xylitol

[classicsnake]

THE FACT THAT THERE’S PEOPLE WHO ARE AFRAID OF SNAKES MAKES ME SO SAD I MEAN

[iguanamouth]

look again

[justice-sys-blog]

messing with the snake was your worst mistake.

[justice-sys-blog]

gordon ramsay pride icons!!!!!!

i am so sorry why did i make these

free to use no credit required but appreciated

if anyone actually uses these, i’ll cry

[justice-sys-blog]

if you have trauma, you:

- are valid

- don’t owe anyone an explanation to why you have trauma

- are strong and deserve only the best

- are not making it up or overreacting

- deserve to feel safe

- deserve understanding from people (yoga isn’t gonna fix this, karen)

if you have trauma- you aren’t making it up for attention. i promise you you aren’t overreacting to anything. your struggles are completely valid and anyone who thinks otherwise is dumb

[justice-sys-blog]

call me cringe if you want,

but mlp fan songs are bangers

[deadirken]

just, making a clarification

[i-want-your-bones]

benito mussolini has a really punchable face

[justice-sys-blog]

italian communists: well all the decorations are up

italian communists: *looks at mussolini*

italian communists:

Only one thing left to hang

[justice-sys-blog]

adhd problems

1. how many times can i ask “what” before i have to just pretend I heard what they said

2. telling a story turns into telling, like, 10 stories

3. not being able to think clearly enough to write this post

4. talking so fast you jumble up words and tHE NORMAL PEOPLE STARE AT YOU BECAUSE INSTEAD OF “HAVE A NICE DAY” OR “SEE YOU” MY DUMBASS SAID “SEE A NICE DAY” BECAUSE MY MOUTH COULDNT CATCH UP

5. super focusing on things you like and not being able to focus at all on anything you dont

6. rejection is THE WORST because THEY GAve ME A MILD CRITICISM AM I THE MOST AWFUL PERSON ALIVE?

7. wait what was i gonna say

[crazy8psychotic]

when neurotypicals just don’t get *it*

[kiddiedreams-blog1]

[spamgender]

Visit Original Link

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[the-weeping-cannibal-deactivate]

@justice-sys opinions?

[justice-sys-blog]

I PISSED MTSELF

- Elijah

WHAT.

-Zim

[ankle-beez]

excuse me

[ankle-beez]

[the-weeping-cannibal-deactivate]

@justice-sys

[justice-sys-blog]

WHAT THE DOES TH MEAN

[pugsies]

PLEASE READ. WILL NOT HURT TO AND FORWARD. Kids are putting Drano, tin foil, and a little water in plastic drink bottles and capping it up - leaving it on lawns, in mail boxes, in gardens, on driveways etc. just waiting for you to pick it up intending to put it in the rubbish, but you’ll never make it!!!

If the bottle is picked up, and the bottle is shaken even just a little - in about 30 seconds or less it builds up enough gas which then explodes with enough force to remove some your extremities. The liquid that comes out is boiling hot as well. Don’t pick up any plastic bottles that may be lying in your yards or in the gutter, etc. Pay attention to this. A plastic bottle with a cap. A little Drano. A little water. A small piece of foil. Disturb it by moving it; and BOOM!! No fingers left and other serious effects to your face, eyes, etc. Please ensure that everyone that may not have email access are also informed of this. 

Snopes confirms.

[geometricdeathtrap-deactivated2]

I’ve dealt with these before. If you find one:

Do not touch it

Do not touch it

Clear the area around it. It will explode on its own in time.

Once it explodes, do not make contact with the liquid inside. If needed, flush it away with large amounts of water.

Do not try to detonate it. You’ll probably be disfigured.

I’ve seen what these can do. The acidic liquid inside can strip the paint off a car.

[chaplip]

when i visited vancouver these were everywhere. it’s not a fucking joke they’re actually scary

[zzazu]

Just a reminder that there are awful shitty people out there doing awful shitty things to everyone else

[pastel-wendigo]

there was a bunch of these at disneyland

[xakariahthepariah-deactivated20]

i found one in my back yard, when i let my dogs out, i pulled them back inside, took my cousins bb shotgun and shot it from a safe distance (i was in my house and shot from the screen door. When it went off, my family and neighbors came running to see if everything was ok. I told them what happened and to watch out for them. 

These things are not a joke! When we went to check the damage there was a fucking hole in the ground. The dirt in my yard is like CLAY.

This shit is bad news

[sparklefairydust-blog]

PLEASE DON’T BE AN ASSHAT. PLEASE DON’T LEAVE BOMBS IN PEOPLE’S YARDS.

[youkofujima]

Please spread this information!

[herongale]

the one fucking time I actually will signal boost cuz I didn’t know about this and would never ever wanna learn about it first hand

[mochitits]

we actually had the bomb squad called to our house for something like this and it totally ruined the paint on my big bro’s car.  :c

[wildlifediary]

soosseli

[invagir-zim]

How y’all sound when you type “AGHJSDFHJKDSDFDLSJG”

[justice-sys-blog]

so i love cat game and specifically this cat