I'm a Mess (but I'm still passionate tho)

The name's Abbi, or whatever you feel like calling me | cis female | pansexual | I'm lowkey angry about American politics & I highkey hate the trashcan president | heteronormativity and queerbaiting suck | I love Star Trek (TOS and AOS and everything between) and really any space-oriented show/movie | aspiring astrophysicist/aerospace engineer | you can talk to me 💕 I'm a good listener

[startrekrenegades]

[kuueater]

i love how fucking straightforward jurassic park was

“yeah the raptor is contained…. unless they figure out how to open doors lmao” *cuts to a raptor opening a door*

[fuckblast]

i want to write the kind of short stories you read in english class that are on this weird level of surrealism that they still haunt you years down the road

[salvia-plathitudes]

[officialprydonchapter-deactivat]

@temporalnocturne

[konigstigerr]

orcs aren’t really mosters tbh. they’re demihumans. it’s barely above wanting to fuck catgirls.

[carnival-phantasm]

This is a hot take that could possibly lead to chaos in the already fragile monster fucking community

[andhumanslovedstories]

If I look at a mouth and instinctually know how to kiss it with my human mouth, it is not a monster, it is a variation on a person, probably with larger than average teeth. It isn’t a monster until I have to strategize

[harry-lloyds]

# the best kind of chemistry

[hotboyproblems]

When you laugh at a dumb meme and someone who’s not an internet person asks whats so funny, but it’s like a tier 3 meme and you’ve gotta explain about seven years of internet for them to understand the nuances

[scoutfinches]

[spatscolombo-deactivated2022030]

I hope that every person reading this feels as beautiful and confident today as James Kirk was feeling during “Tomorrow is Yesterday.”

Yes hello, is this the U.S. Air Force? I’ve come from the future to seduce you. You’re welcome.

[wadey-wilson]

[fuck-bones]

Starfleet Admirals get worried when Captain Kirk bursts into their offices.

Starfleet Admirals get a little scared when Captain Kirk bursts into their offices followed by Commander Spock.

Starfleet Admirals get fucking terrified when Captain Kirk bursts into their offices with both Commander Spock and Doctor McCoy by his sides. 

[bigmamag]

I love this because I get why the admiral is scared. Kirk bursts in by himself, that’s troubling but not full red alert yet. He’s followed by Spock and oh shit it’s yellow alert because whatever Kirk’s cooking up, Spock is on board with it and if Spock is on board then it means it’s Logical and they’ll probably get their way. But then sometimes they both have insane schemes that somehow Kirk talks Spock into but if McCoy is with them then RED ALERT, RED ALERT, THE VOICE OF REASON IS NOW ANOTHER AGENT OF CHAOS AND WHATEVER THEY WANT THEY’LL GET EVEN IF THEY HAVE TO STRAP FOUR WARP CORES TOGETHER AND RIDE THAT SHIT BACK TO THE MESOZOIC ERA TO DO IT

[hailingfrequencies]

the most terrifying of all is Spock and McCoy showing up without Kirk because oh god what did he do now

[shittylifeprotips]

SLPT: Wanna drink without having to breathe? Just cool some oxygen into a liquid.

[racisrn-deactivated20130915]

space is weird

[pemsylvania-deactivated20190105]

Did you know that if you put Saturn in water it would float? Or that we are moving through space at the rate of 530km a second? Or that the moon is drifting away from Earth? What about that the light hitting the earth right now is 30 thousand years old?

[racisrn-deactivated20130915]

thanks nasa

[snowgall]

Post by Michael Carr: twitter.com/MrMike_62/status/931598887986565120

Your friends from the 1960s South said roughly the same when this happened. Don’t let the turbo-lift doors hit you on the way out.

[armandyke]

T’Challa: I am the Black Panther, protector of Wakanda, and this is my Black Panther supersuit. 

Peter Parker, a millenial who knows exactly what a furry is: :/

[bob-belcher]

[glumshoe]

I understand why “using fantasy/sci-fi metaphors to mirror real-world social issues” is considered problematic and everything, but you can pry androids as vague trans metaphors from my cold, rusted hands.

[shibarakudesu]

also as vague autistic metaphors. i’ll defend both to my grave

[glumshoe]

I would say that most robots are pretty heavy-handed autistic metaphors.

[mandywondering]

You can pry “Data isn’t emotionless, he’s autistic” from my cold dead hands

[glumshoe]

GOD SAME. All I wanted was for Data to realize that he didn’t need the emotion chip, because he’d already developed complex emotions without it… they were just processed, experienced, and expressed differently.

MAYBE THE REAL EMOTIONS WERE THE FRIENDS HE MADE ALONG THE WAY.

[robertdowneyjjr]

Married life with Ellen and Portia.

[each-our-own-devil]

IDC HOW MANY TIMES IVE REBLOGGED THIS IT IS LITERALLY MY FAVOURITE FUCKING THING