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This is the easiest way to piss a conservative off though… Like ask for a specific source and they FLIP

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That boy short-circuited

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Two Teddy Bears, Many Years Later

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“Real isn’t how you are made,’ said the Skin Horse. ‘It’s a thing that happens to you. When a child loves you for a long, long time, not just to play with, but REALLY loves you, then you become Real.’ ‘Does it hurt?’ asked the Rabbit. ‘Sometimes,’ said the Skin Horse, for he was always truthful. ‘When you are Real you don’t mind being hurt.’ ‘Does it happen all at once, like being wound up,’ he asked, ‘or bit by bit?’ ‘It doesn’t happen all at once,’ said the Skin Horse. ‘You become. It takes a long time. That’s why it doesn’t happen often to people who break easily, or have sharp edges, or who have to be carefully kept. Generally, by the time you are Real, most of your hair has been loved off, and your eyes drop out and you get loose in the joints and very shabby. But these things don’t matter at all, because once you are Real you can’t be ugly, except to people who don’t understand.” ― Margery Williams, The Velveteen Rabbit

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ugly sobbing

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Truly one of the best children’s books ever written.

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When it’s november 1st and you’re finally allowed to bring out the christmas lights

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“As the father of no daughters because I’m literally in 8th grade, I think sexual harassment is bad.”

These kid are the future.

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Cameron has fired his agent because of sexual assault allegations. Finn Wolfhard had the same agent, and he fired him too. That man’s name is Tyler Grasham.

Hollywood is a scary place.

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The first time I heard an adult say the f word was when I was in fourth grade and we were doing some project that involved us baking cookies together as a class. My teacher Ms. Lindsey, who was real sweet, was demonstrating for everybody and she asked if anyone knew how to crack an egg, and I really didn’t know how to crack an egg, but I’m a go-getter, so I raised my hand and she called on me. I instantly knew I was in trouble at that point but I’d seen my dad crack eggs hundreds of times so I figured, ya know, it can’t be thaaaat hard. So I grab the egg but I have no sense of how softly you’re supposed to tap an egg to crack it, so I just slam it against the desk and splatter raw egg ten feet in every direction and my teacher said “what the fuck, Dion?”

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dion: aries, taurus, gemini, leo, aquarius, pisces

ms. lindsey: cancer, virgo, libra, scorpio, capricorn, sagittarius

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Gal Gadot as Diana Prince in DC’s Wonder Woman (2017).

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This is a word

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ayyyy

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For the month of October ‘til Halloween, my dad changes up the scene of these 2 skeletons on his front porch each day for the neighbors to check out. Very creative!

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Peaceful times before the skeleton war

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What saved me from the sadness of seeing georgies death, is seeing pictures of Bill and Jackson interacting together bts

LOOK. AT. THIS. PURITY. I’M BLESSED

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How movies with white teenage boys as the main characters always start

(Scene: home in main characters room) *Main character’s mom yells, “JOSH GET UP YOU’RE GOING TO BE LATE FOR SCHOOL”* Main character Josh reluctantly get ready for another dreadful day of school as an outcast and neglects to comb his greasy hair. (Scene: hallway) Hi I’m Josh, I’m your average dorky white boy with loose fitting jeans and an over sized shirt. This is my best friend Will (an even shorter, more nerdier white kid and usually with red hair for some reason) Best friend Will: “did you catch the game last night it was so…” *An attractive, likable, popular white girl who has all A’s (yet has a douchebag, fuckboy boyfriend named Brad or some shit who is the antagonist) walks by"* Attractive white popular girl: “hey josh did you do the homework from last night?” *Josh being the dork he is stammers on his words and ends up saying complete gibberish* *Attractive white popular girl gives him a weird look and smiles awkwardly as she walks away* Best friend of the main character: “dude you’ve been in love with her since third grade when are you going to make a move?” Josh: “I know 😩😩😩 but this year things change. I’m going to ask her to go to the dance with me.” Best nerdy friend: “dude she’s been going out with Brad for three years” *Brad walks by with 4 white boys and two muscular black boys behind him and knocks down greasy haired main character Josh and his greasy haired companion Will’s books down* “Hey losers” *Brad and his diverse crew of bullies laugh and dap each other up*

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This is so spot on like im fuckin cackling

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Every horse movie

Sarah aynn: “no one understands me I hate you Mom for making us move out here in the middle of no where there’s not even cute boys” *runs away and finds mysterious farm* Old man wilkinson: “this right here lil lady is a hourisey if yer can tame t it’s yoires if not it’s goin back to the horse factory” Sarsjh: *walks up to horse and starts to pet its nose* “see girl? You and me aren’t so different after all” Old man wonka: “why I don’t believe it she done tamed ol’ misery I reckon she ought to sign her up for the horuse show and save the farm” *cut scene of Sarah sneaking out the house to ride her horse everyday until her mom finds out* Mom: “young lady you are GROUNDED!!!! You are not allowed to compete in the horse show” Staryah: “no Mom please” *runs away and almost gets hit by car but then the horse pushes the car out the way" Mom: “fucjkfidnb maybe that’s a good horse after all”